Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Nude East Ireland]

Like you, NEI- make an app for Pennsylvania or something.

I'll get around to doing something.

Right now I'm playing Arkham City. Preparation for Origins, you see.

[Constaniana]

I actually did one of my brilliant ideas, much to my own shock.

Name: The Colbert Nation
Leader: Stephen Colbert as Head of State, George Merika Lincoln Rasbip as head of government.
Flag: It's too truthy to be directly posted on this page.
Composed of: A small area of Hell
Language(s): American, various Hell languages.
Description: Once a tiny backwater agrarian nation with a fairly decent potential for tourist activites like camping and hiking (though demons didn't do such things in the days of Azazel's reign), few people paid attention to the Principality of Vishbob, except to possibly poke fun at their odd ancient prophecy. A few human hotels opened up in the country, hoping to get prime real estate before the human populace at large discovered the great scenery and rushed into the country, though otherwise investment from Earth was nothing significant. But that all changed one morning after a small group of American explorers began hanging around the capital, Pawkwindin, intending to explore the nearby majestic purple mountains. The humans had rushed out of their hotel room in the morning, leaving Comedy Central playing when the demon maid, Alacybo came in to clean the room. And she saw something she would have never believed. As the opening credits began rolling on a human television program, a man jumped to the ground, bearing a flag, passing by words like star-spangled and truthy. And as the old woman continued watching she remembered a story she had been told as a child:

"Yea, and there shall come one of righteous truth, bearing truth in his arms, and his chest, and his wise eyes, and his great hair, and he shall proclaim all manner of truthiness and gloriousness of the glorious land. He shall soar on the truthy wings of a righteous bird, slaying his foes with flaming bolts of glory, and shall warn of various threats in a numerical, descending fashion, especially godless furry killing machines that slaughter salmon and are verily addicted upon jet fuel, even unto huffing and passing out. Yea, and the Truthy One shall bear sweet nourishment, like unto a dream filled with many sweet foods filled inside another sweet food."

Alacybo immediately knew Stephen Colbert fit the prophecy perfectly. She ran out in the streets telling the rest of her people what they saw, and soon their entire country was frantically trying to acquire enough televisions or computers to watch the Glorious Truthy One Himself. Vishbob scrapped their previous government system that they had used for thousands of years overnight, copying every method of government from the U.S.A, though with the difference of proclaiming Stephen Colbert President for Eternity. American flags and murals of Stephen Colbert punching communist bears can be seen on every street in the nation.
Characters from here: None
Changes since magic was revealed: The whole "The messiah we've been awaiting for centuries is on TV" thing.

Sorry I'm late- I was too busy orgasming out American flags. And I'm not even American.

Approved. God help me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQ_mp9TzZY

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I was just talking to a friend of mine and telling her "You see, I give my players a lot of leeway. Sometimes they come up with brilliant ideas."

Then the Mormon did that and proved my point.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mormon, I have a new assignment/writing challenge for you.

It is your duty to write a new app for Utah or Virginia. As a challenge of sorts. You should take it or I'll call you a chicken and make "bawk bawk" sounds at my computer.

[Constaniana]

Mormon, I have a new assignment/writing challenge for you.

It is your duty to write a new app for Utah or Virginia. As a challenge of sorts. You should take it or I'll call you a chicken and make "bawk bawk" sounds at my computer.

I'd do Virginia, as I have much more actual experience with that state than Utah, but I'm working on something else. In order for proper inspiration to write the Utah app I think I'd have to watch The R.M, or at least the bits of it prodding fun at Utah Mormons. So basically the majority of the movie.

Yes, Mormons make their own comedy films.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mormon, I have a new assignment/writing challenge for you.

It is your duty to write a new app for Utah or Virginia. As a challenge of sorts. You should take it or I'll call you a chicken and make "bawk bawk" sounds at my computer.

I'd do Virginia, as I have much more actual experience with that state than Utah, but I'm working on something else. In order for proper inspiration to write the Utah app I think I'd have to watch The R.M, or at least the bits of it prodding fun at Utah Mormons. So basically the majority of the movie.

Yes, Mormons make their own comedy films.

You could watch Napoleon Dynamite.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Here's what I have to do- an app for England, and one for France. Also, the IC posts.

Alrighty then.

[Constaniana]

I'd do Virginia, as I have much more actual experience with that state than Utah, but I'm working on something else. In order for proper inspiration to write the Utah app I think I'd have to watch The R.M, or at least the bits of it prodding fun at Utah Mormons. So basically the majority of the movie.

Yes, Mormons make their own comedy films.

You could watch Napoleon Dynamite.

That's technically in Idaho, but we all know Idaho is just Utah's potato-growing colony.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You could watch Napoleon Dynamite.

That's technically in Idaho, but we all know Idaho is just Utah's potato-growing colony.

I honestly hardly know the difference between Utah and Idaho.

Though Wiki says Idaho is only 23% Mormon. Still the largest religious group there though.

[Constaniana]

Name: Kentucky
Leader: Governor Jack Conway
Flag (If applicable):

What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 4,970,420
Description: The homeland of KFC, coal and wild game, Kentucky underwent a few changes after the Abrahamic War. Much of the coal industry left the state, as it was far cheaper to mine coal in Hell, as well as there being far less demand for the fossil fuel, though some of it still remains, as a surprising amount of patriotic Americans prefered supporting American miners. However, the state's signature restaurant gained astounding profits by opening up restaurants across Hell, and is still locked in intense competition with Popeye's and Bojangles for the lucrative Hell fried chicken market. KFC tourism is a much more significant portion of the state's economy now.

Another, more unexpected development for the commonwealth was the astounding increase of popularity of the Turtleman, Ernie Brown Jr. While Animal Planet had ended the show's run in 2019, as Ernie had grown tired of the attention and increasingly faked "jobs" written up for him to do by Animal Planet, many human colonists in Hell began rewatching old episodes of the show for inspiration for dealing with the terrifying fauna that lived in their lands. While some of the more combat-inclined humans managed to glean enough knowledge from the episodes, other settlers still needed assistance in removing lethal varmints from their homesteads. And thus began a tradition of sending a strong person from the family to Kentucky to learn the ways of catching critters from the grandmaster of it himself, Ernie Brown Jr. Deciding the people who were able to find his cabin in the woods were worthy of learning his secrets, the Turtleman began training an increasing number of disciples in what can only be described as non-lethal animal control martial arts. Today Turtlewrestling has over 6 million practitioners, as some of the Turtleman's better students as well as some of Turtleman's allies set up their own academies with the blessing of Ernie, and is used for combating and relocating all kinds of wild animals across the worlds.
Demographics:
85.5% white
10.2% African-American/Black
2.9% Hispanic/Latino
1.1% Asian
0.3% American Indian

[Constaniana]

That's technically in Idaho, but we all know Idaho is just Utah's potato-growing colony.

I honestly hardly know the difference between Utah and Idaho.

Though Wiki says Idaho is only 23% Mormon. Still the largest religious group there though.

I think Idaho has less desert.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Buddhist

So this is a thing.

[Constaniana]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Buddhist

So this is a thing.

So is this.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4850156288/hECE2E0A1/

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Buddhist

So this is a thing.

So is this.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4850156288/hECE2E0A1/

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Kentucky
Leader: Governor Jack Conway
Flag (If applicable):

(Image)

What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Description: The homeland of KFC, coal and wild game, Kentucky underwent a few changes after the Abrahamic War. Much of the coal industry left the state, as it was far cheaper to mine coal in Hell, as well as there being far less demand for the fossil fuel, though some of it still remains, as a surprising amount of patriotic Americans prefered supporting American miners. However, the state's signature restaurant gained astounding profits by opening up restaurants across Hell, and is still locked in intense competition with Popeye's and Bojangles for the lucrative Hell fried chicken market. KFC tourism is a much more significant portion of the state's economy now.

Another, more unexpected development for the commonwealth was the astounding increase of popularity of the Turtleman, Ernie Brown Jr. While Animal Planet had ended the show's run in 2019, as Ernie had grown tired of the attention and increasingly faked "jobs" written up for him to do by Animal Planet, many human colonists in Hell began rewatching old episodes of the show for inspiration for dealing with the terrifying fauna that lived in their lands. While some of the more combat-inclined humans managed to glean enough knowledge from the episodes, other settlers still needed assistance in removing lethal varmints from their homesteads. And thus began a tradition of sending a strong person from the family to Kentucky to learn the ways of catching critters from the grandmaster of it himself, Ernie Brown Jr. Deciding the people who were able to find his cabin in the woods were worthy of learning his secrets, the Turtleman began training an increasing number of disciples in what can only be described as non-lethal animal control martial arts. Today Turtlewrestling has over 6 million practitioners, as some of the Turtleman's better students as well as some of Turtleman's allies set up their own academies with the blessing of Ernie, and is used for combating and relocating all kinds of wild animals across the worlds.
Demographics:
85.5% white
10.2% African-American/Black
2.9% Hispanic/Latino
1.1% Asian
0.3% American Indian

You didn't list the population.

*glare, neck snap*

[Constaniana]

So now that my Kentucky app is done, I'll get cracking on Virginia first. Though there's also some AOE III I need to get started tonight.

[Constaniana]

Name: Kentucky
Leader: Governor Jack Conway
Flag (If applicable):

(Image)

What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Description: The homeland of KFC, coal and wild game, Kentucky underwent a few changes after the Abrahamic War. Much of the coal industry left the state, as it was far cheaper to mine coal in Hell, as well as there being far less demand for the fossil fuel, though some of it still remains, as a surprising amount of patriotic Americans prefered supporting American miners. However, the state's signature restaurant gained astounding profits by opening up restaurants across Hell, and is still locked in intense competition with Popeye's and Bojangles for the lucrative Hell fried chicken market. KFC tourism is a much more significant portion of the state's economy now.

Another, more unexpected development for the commonwealth was the astounding increase of popularity of the Turtleman, Ernie Brown Jr. While Animal Planet had ended the show's run in 2019, as Ernie had grown tired of the attention and increasingly faked "jobs" written up for him to do by Animal Planet, many human colonists in Hell began rewatching old episodes of the show for inspiration for dealing with the terrifying fauna that lived in their lands. While some of the more combat-inclined humans managed to glean enough knowledge from the episodes, other settlers still needed assistance in removing lethal varmints from their homesteads. And thus began a tradition of sending a strong person from the family to Kentucky to learn the ways of catching critters from the grandmaster of it himself, Ernie Brown Jr. Deciding the people who were able to find his cabin in the woods were worthy of learning his secrets, the Turtleman began training an increasing number of disciples in what can only be described as non-lethal animal control martial arts. Today Turtlewrestling has over 6 million practitioners, as some of the Turtleman's better students as well as some of Turtleman's allies set up their own academies with the blessing of Ernie, and is used for combating and relocating all kinds of wild animals across the worlds.
Demographics:
85.5% white
10.2% African-American/Black
2.9% Hispanic/Latino
1.1% Asian
0.3% American Indian

You didn't list the population.

*glare, neck snap*

Khan, eat a snickers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll do Pennsylvania. It's my damn state.

But I start school tomorrow, so expect it at 3 in the morning.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Paisley, Scotland is probably a Doctor Who tourist mecca.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Paisley, Scotland is probably a Doctor Who tourist mecca.

I guarantee at least one smart-ass a year shows up with a banana.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Paisley, Scotland is probably a Doctor Who tourist mecca.

I guarantee at least one smart-ass a year shows up with a banana.

Why does it feel to me like it is American showrunner Jon Landsville?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I guarantee at least one smart-ass a year shows up with a banana.

Why does it feel to me like it is American showrunner Jon Landsville?

Because bananas are good.

[Ranbo]

You know, I still don't see 'A Vague Pottering' on the One-Shot list. My heart is sad.

For the record, I'm working on another one. That one might take a bit longer, though.

Link me and I'll add it.

Done.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why does it feel to me like it is American showrunner Jon Landsville?

Because bananas are good.

Good source of potassium, anyway.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat, you ought to post.

I don't know exactly where, but you ought to.