Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Shofercia]

He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

[Shofercia]

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

A Serb, a Croat and a Bosniak walk into a bar. They see an Albanian, and find something to agree on

[Anachronous Rex]

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."

[Shofercia]

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."

I have to admit... your sig applies to your post perfectly

My humor is like church wine: dry and tasteless...If you are not sure if I am being serious, assume that I am not.

[The Serbian Empire]

He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

So did I, but then I am Slavic in origins as well although not as Serbian as Polish in extraction. Now I must get back to eating kielbasa before it gets colder than the days of the Warsaw Pact and NATO.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Moar modly awesome.

I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

[New Libertarian States]

Noone cares about quotes about communism unless they're from Marx or Engels.

"Shake Shake Shake, Shake your booty, Shake your booty"
-Karl Marx

[Slafstopia]

viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Communists don't really care for Monarchies.

North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.

I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.

[Grenartia]

I must say I always laugh at med advertisements on tv when talking about side effects.

It always shows happy people riding bikes and stuff, while it explains the possibly fatal side effects in a calm voice.

"Lameota can cause blood clots, a third nipple, enlargement of the nut sack, homicidal thoughts and aspirations to become a politician. Do not take Lameota if you have 11 fingers, vote Libertarian or think your pregnant with the Antichrist. Burning sensation when peeing purple may occur in diabetic patients. Consult a doctor if you're a woman and suddenly grow testicles. This may be a serious and fatal side effect that can result in death from the fucking stupidity of those who created this medicine.

Lameota, if you dare."

[Phocidaea]

Except this is Italy, where geologists were convicted of manslaughter because they didn't issue adequate warnings of the 2009 earthquake.

I feel a bit bad, my first thought was "well, I wonder who is going to jail for not predicting this..."

[Risottia]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.

I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.

You're late.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People_of_Freedom

[Arumdaum]

"Shake Shake Shake, Shake your booty, Shake your booty"
-Karl Marx

Haha, I thought this was great.

[Blekksprutia]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16327665#p16327665

For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...

*** SUPREME WARNING FOR GRAVEDIGGING***

Another bit of modly awesome...

Slight gravedig, but upon further reflection based on another instance, it was decided by the several Mods that [violet] did flame here and as the rules apply to Mods AND Admins, she is *** warned ***.

...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

[Astrolinium]

For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...

Another bit of modly awesome...

...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.

[Blekksprutia]

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.

I'm a really young nation.

[Natair]

I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Moar modly awesome.

I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Damn it ninja'd...

[Seitonjin]

Want a mindscrew of a thread? Here ya go!

[Shofercia]

Looks like the US government is scrambling for friends since the UK and Germany are ruling out military action

The British are out and the French are in. Fries are French Fries again and it's now 'freedom muffins'.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hell, what if a furrie who identifies as a dog wants to be walked by a person?

Craigslist.

[Bottle]

Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:

Bragging about things they did in 1864 shows how lame they've become, what have they done for us lately.

Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.

[Grenartia]

Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:

Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.

[Individuality-ness]

Gren, it might not be a good idea to quote DoS posters, even if they were the leadon for an AQ.

[Imperializt Russia]

but... m-money?! money! money!!

I just don't get that same warm fuzzy feeling when I stroke my wallet.

From "Kittens on the line"

[Veceria]

I demand a male wet t-shirt contest.

Go!

Sorry.

My t-shirts don't have a gender.