Elfen High 2 (OOC 7, Closed, Humans Not Allowed)

[Agritum]

Belize.

Germany.

The German-Belize War of 2023.

Logistics were a pain in the ass, definitely.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The German-Belize War of 2023.

Logistics were a pain in the ass, definitely.

Wouldn't declaring war on Belize cause all Commonwealth realms to be very annoyed?

[Constaniana]

Logistics were a pain in the ass, definitely.

Wouldn't declaring war on Belize cause all Commonwealth realms to be very annoyed?

"Oi, Fritz, stop this nonsense or we'll send you another "special photo spread of you know who". You know, the one we killed Hitler with."

[Nude East Ireland]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_Gilbert

What a boss.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So country list:

Belize, Germany and Lebanon.

I'll do them, unless someone chooses to do the first two.

Feel free to do your own as well.

[Nude East Ireland]

Name: Arab Republic of Egypt
Leader: Acting President Mahmoud Bahr (Alexandria provisional government)
Flag:

Composed of: Present-day Egypt, though the federal government only has actual power in Alexandria, Port Faud, Suez, and 6th of October City.
Language(s): Arabic
Description: A war-torn country, very unstable, and looking for international support.
Characters from here: Sobek
Changes since magic was revealed: Egypt was fairly stable until the destruction of Cairo. Ever since, it has been a hotbed of rebellions and wars over control. The provisional government, headquartered in Alexandria, has made little attempts to take back the 'Wilderness Lands' from rebels, oppositional governments, and pirates. Instead, efforts to fortify loyal areas and keep the peace through heavy policing and martial law has become even more important. Parliament has been disbanded indefinitely, and the Acting President is, essentially, undisputed in federal areas. Attempts by the UN to assist the Egyptian government have been futile, and the official international stance is to 'wait it out'.

Several locations like the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx have either been heavily damaged due to the ongoing unrest, or outright destroyed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Arab Republic of Egypt
Leader: Acting President Mahmoud Bahr (Alexandria provisional government)
Flag:

(Image)

Composed of: Present-day Egypt, though the federal government only has actual power in Alexandria, Port Faud, Suez, and 6th of October City.
Language(s): Arabic
Description: A war-torn country, very unstable, and looking for international support.
Characters from here: Sobek
Changes since magic was revealed: Egypt was fairly stable until the destruction of Cairo. Ever since, it has been a hotbed of rebellions and wars over control. The provisional government, headquartered in Alexandria, has made little attempts to take back the 'Wilderness Lands' from rebels, oppositional governments, and pirates. Instead, efforts to fortify loyal areas and keep the peace through heavy policing and martial law has become even more important. Parliament has been disbanded indefinitely, and the Acting President is, essentially, undisputed in federal areas. Attempts by the UN to assist the Egyptian government have been futile, and the official international stance is to 'wait it out'.

Several locations like the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx have either been heavily damaged due to the ongoing unrest, or outright destroyed.

Fuck yeah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Lebanon was intended to be a stable, Christian democracy (based off Daniel's new Christian movements), but it's likely to have a lot of Egyptian illegal immigrants coming in.

[Nude East Ireland]

Name: Arab Republic of Egypt
Leader: Acting President Mahmoud Bahr (Alexandria provisional government)
Flag:

(Image)

Composed of: Present-day Egypt, though the federal government only has actual power in Alexandria, Port Faud, Suez, and 6th of October City.
Language(s): Arabic
Description: A war-torn country, very unstable, and looking for international support.
Characters from here: Sobek
Changes since magic was revealed: Egypt was fairly stable until the destruction of Cairo. Ever since, it has been a hotbed of rebellions and wars over control. The provisional government, headquartered in Alexandria, has made little attempts to take back the 'Wilderness Lands' from rebels, oppositional governments, and pirates. Instead, efforts to fortify loyal areas and keep the peace through heavy policing and martial law has become even more important. Parliament has been disbanded indefinitely, and the Acting President is, essentially, undisputed in federal areas. Attempts by the UN to assist the Egyptian government have been futile, and the official international stance is to 'wait it out'.

Several locations like the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx have either been heavily damaged due to the ongoing unrest, or outright destroyed.

Fuck yeah.

I figured that losing your most important city and having the corpses of your ancient gods lying around might make your country a little shitty.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck yeah.

I figured that losing your most important city and having the corpses of your ancient gods lying around might make your country a little shitty.

Well, the god part may not bother them much since they're Muslim. But Cairo would fuck them up.

[Nude East Ireland]

I figured that losing your most important city and having the corpses of your ancient gods lying around might make your country a little shitty.

Well, the god part may not bother them much since they're Muslim. But Cairo would fuck them up.

Dead gods probably emit some kind of smell that makes things go tits up.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Lebanon was intended to be a stable, Christian democracy (based off Daniel's new Christian movements), but it's likely to have a lot of Egyptian illegal immigrants coming in.

Fun fact: At independence, Lebanon was 61% Christian. Now it's 41%.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indi, can you throw in a post?

I'll reply to everyone in two hours.

[Nude East Ireland]

Name: State of Israel
Leader: Chief Rabbi Ismar "The Hammer" Allen
Flag:

Composed of: Present-day Israel, Gaza Strip, West Bank, and Golan Heights
Language(s): Hebrew, Arabic (only in designated areas is Arabic allowed to be spoken or written)
Description: A militant theocracy, with the international relations of a dead fish.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Revelations about Heaven resulted in radical Israelis taking over; these radicals wanting to be 'closer to God' through emulating Heaven. They have sealed off their borders, increased their military, and have cut off ties with the rest of the world, in order to be considered pure. The government is radical, and so are the people. Those who disagree are killed, whether they be men, women, children, or in-between. I would go on, but saying "It's trying to emulate Heaven" should be evidence enough that Israel is fucked.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: State of Israel
Leader: Chief Rabbi Ismar "The Hammer" Allen
Flag:

(Image)

Composed of: Present-day Israel, Gaza Strip, West Bank, and Golan Heights
Language(s): Hebrew, Arabic (only in designated areas is Arabic allowed to be spoken or written)
Description: A militant theocracy, with the international relations of a dead fish.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Revelations about Heaven resulted in radical Israelis taking over; these radicals wanting to be 'closer to God' through emulating Heaven. They have sealed off their borders, increased their military, and have cut off ties with the rest of the world, in order to be considered pure. The government is radical, and so are the people. Those who disagree are killed, whether they be men, women, children, or in-between. I would go on, but saying "It's trying to emulate Heaven" should be evidence enough that Israel is fucked.

I dislike this one because most Israelis are secular, we can't have every country be shit and I had ideas for something in Israel later on.

[Nude East Ireland]

we can't have every country be shit

Try telling that to Orwell.

[Nationstatelandsville]

But Jack Layton is Jack Layton.

The man was a saint, really.

(also, I really wouldn't call the military coup in Egypt "liberal". Secular, maybe.)

Not necessarily- it may not be liberal by your standards, but it is by the standards of the Egyptians.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/19/opinion/y ... l-upheaval

Bassem gives a good article.

This man is the best man.

It really isn't fair to the rest of us.

[Nude East Ireland]

It says something when two of us have avatars of shirtless men.

As Elfen High's official Irish/Drunk Consultant, I demand that everyone have avatars of shirtless men.

[Ranbo]

I have no idea why I made this. All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Name: Kasha Dane
Age (Actual): 6 months
Age (Appears): 6 months
Race: Human, for all intents and purposes
Appearance (Picture or good description): Whatever the average baby looks like to you.
Powergrid/Powers: 
INT: 1
STR: 1
DUR: 1
SPD: 1
FS: 1
Magic Levels: 
 
•Level 10—Explosions: 
       Not exploding, per say, at least not in the sense that when the blast comes, all that is left of Kasha are little baby pieces. Instead, a strong (and I do mean strong) shockwave is emitted from her body. Nobody knows how this happens. Nobody knows when it'll happen. Just, when it does, you sure as hell don't want to be around it.
 
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): Since she is a baby, she can be killed by any conventional weapons or means. Because of her danger, she has a secluded room where she resides in her crib. The room's walls are coated in Niobium, which is, strangely, the only element seemingly immune to her shockwaves. 
Personality: Jovial, prone to crying, has a habit of pooping diapers—normal baby stuff, of course.
History: Her early, early history isn't known, and her parents remain a mystery. Recently, she was dumped down the chimney of Elfen High unceremoniously by a stork. Or, it might has been a vulture. Nobody really got a good look at it.

Because of her risk, the newly christened Kasha Dane (the staff used a name generator due to being stumped initially) ended up in a secluded room for extra precaution, being tended to periodically by Crowley. It ended up being Crowley because him being Crowley, of course, made him the only remotely safe option for withstanding a blow of any kind from a...accident from Kasha.

 

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I have no idea why I made this. All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Name: Kasha Dane
Age (Actual): 6 months
Age (Appears): 6 months
Race: Human, for all intents and purposes
Appearance (Picture or good description): Whatever the average baby looks like to you.
Powergrid/Powers: 
INT: 1
STR: 1
DUR: 1
SPD: 1
FS: 1
Magic Levels: 
 
•Level 10—Explosions: 
       Not exploding, per say, at least not in the sense that when the blast comes, all that is left of Kasha are little baby pieces. Instead, a strong (and I do mean strong) shockwave is emitted from her body. Nobody knows how this happens. Nobody knows when it'll happen. Just, when it does, you sure as hell don't want to be around it.
 
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): Since she is a baby, she can be killed by any conventional weapons or means. Because of her danger, she has a secluded room where she resides in her crib. The room's walls are coated in Niobium, which is, strangely, the only element seemingly immune to her shockwaves. 
Personality: Jovial, prone to crying, has a habit of pooping diapers—normal baby stuff, of course.
History: Her early, early history isn't known, and her parents remain a mystery. Recently, she was dumped down the chimney of Elfen High unceremoniously by a stork. Or, it might has been a vulture. Nobody really got a good look at it.

Because of her risk, the newly christened Kasha Dane (the staff used a name generator due to being stumped initially) ended up in a secluded room for extra precaution, being tended to periodically by Crowley. It ended up being Crowley because him being Crowley, of course, made him the only remotely safe option for withstanding a blow of any kind from a...accident from Kasha.

 

So the baby is consistently neglected, then? .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have no idea why I made this. All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Name: Kasha Dane
Age (Actual): 6 months
Age (Appears): 6 months
Race: Human, for all intents and purposes
Appearance (Picture or good description): Whatever the average baby looks like to you.
Powergrid/Powers: 
INT: 1
STR: 1
DUR: 1
SPD: 1
FS: 1
Magic Levels: 
 
•Level 10—Explosions: 
       Not exploding, per say, at least not in the sense that when the blast comes, all that is left of Kasha are little baby pieces. Instead, a strong (and I do mean strong) shockwave is emitted from her body. Nobody knows how this happens. Nobody knows when it'll happen. Just, when it does, you sure as hell don't want to be around it.
 
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): Since she is a baby, she can be killed by any conventional weapons or means. Because of her danger, she has a secluded room where she resides in her crib. The room's walls are coated in Niobium, which is, strangely, the only element seemingly immune to her shockwaves. 
Personality: Jovial, prone to crying, has a habit of pooping diapers—normal baby stuff, of course.
History: Her early, early history isn't known, and her parents remain a mystery. Recently, she was dumped down the chimney of Elfen High unceremoniously by a stork. Or, it might has been a vulture. Nobody really got a good look at it.

Because of her risk, the newly christened Kasha Dane (the staff used a name generator due to being stumped initially) ended up in a secluded room for extra precaution, being tended to periodically by Crowley. It ended up being Crowley because him being Crowley, of course, made him the only remotely safe option for withstanding a blow of any kind from a...accident from Kasha.

 

What.

[Nude East Ireland]

All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Get help.

[Constaniana]

I have no idea why I made this. All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Name: Kasha Dane
Age (Actual): 6 months
Age (Appears): 6 months
Race: Human, for all intents and purposes
Appearance (Picture or good description): Whatever the average baby looks like to you.
Powergrid/Powers: 
INT: 1
STR: 1
DUR: 1
SPD: 1
FS: 1
Magic Levels: 
 
•Level 10—Explosions: 
       Not exploding, per say, at least not in the sense that when the blast comes, all that is left of Kasha are little baby pieces. Instead, a strong (and I do mean strong) shockwave is emitted from her body. Nobody knows how this happens. Nobody knows when it'll happen. Just, when it does, you sure as hell don't want to be around it.
 
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): Since she is a baby, she can be killed by any conventional weapons or means. Because of her danger, she has a secluded room where she resides in her crib. The room's walls are coated in Niobium, which is, strangely, the only element seemingly immune to her shockwaves. 
Personality: Jovial, prone to crying, has a habit of pooping diapers—normal baby stuff, of course.
History: Her early, early history isn't known, and her parents remain a mystery. Recently, she was dumped down the chimney of Elfen High unceremoniously by a stork. Or, it might has been a vulture. Nobody really got a good look at it.

Because of her risk, the newly christened Kasha Dane (the staff used a name generator due to being stumped initially) ended up in a secluded room for extra precaution, being tended to periodically by Crowley. It ended up being Crowley because him being Crowley, of course, made him the only remotely safe option for withstanding a blow of any kind from a...accident from Kasha.

 

Your efforts to usurp my throne of weird nonsense will be in vain.

[Nationstatelandsville]

All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Get help.

Yeah, man. What the fuck?

[Ranbo]

All of a sudden, I just got the urge to experiment with an exploding baby.

Get help.

If I haven't had any by now, I think we can all safely assume I'm a lost cause.