1. The legal drinking age is at age 17 (4 years before adulthood).
2. The legal driving age is at adulthood.
3. Sexual Consent can be given at age 15 (6 years before adulthood), those under 15 cannot have sexual intercourse. Although there is no law against it most women wait around the age of 23 - 27 to conceive a child, despite no law saying they can't become pregnant at 15.
4. The Voting Age is 16 (5 years before adulthood).
5. In the eyes of the law, a child is only legally free from parental control (adulthood) at age 21.
6. All recreational drugs ARE LEGAL, but certain age restrictions are brought upon them, types of drugs are broken into 3 categories, A, B, and C, these categories are based on morals of taking the drug, how likely you are to become addicted to drug and how much harm the drug does to you. Category C means you must be 16+ to take the drug (5 years before adulthood), Category B means you must be 19+ to take the drug (2 years before adulthood), Category A means you must be an adult to take the drug (adulthood is at 21).
Pot - Legal in most public places, however any owner of a business or public facility reserves the right to tell customers or users to not smoke Pot, they do this by placing clear signs (examples when the state or the owner may choose to implement this right is at a children's playground, hospital etc.. It is a Category B.
Tobacco - Legal in most public places, however any owner of a business or public facility reserves the right the right to tell customers or users to not smoke or use Tobacco products, they do this by placing clear signs (examples when the state or owner may choose to implement this right is at a children's playground, hospital etc.). It is a Category C.
Cocaine - Legal in no Public Places, can only be consumed in the privacy of your own home, all Cocaine dealers or sellers must have a licence which can be obtained by the government, this licence certifies they have not been arrested by the Police before, they pay their Cocaine farmers a fair wage and do not tamper or cut their Cocaine with chemicals. Cocaine is taxed heavily, it is a Category A. If a crime is committed while under the influence of Cocaine, it will make no difference in the outcome of the case, anyone caught using Cocaine in public 1st time faces a 400 proudster penalty, 2nd time 800 proudster penalty, 3 rd time 1,600 proudster, 4th time 3,200 proudster penalty... and so on and on until you each the figure of 64,000 proudsters after that they face a penalty of up to 7 years in a State Rehab Centre and may lose the privilege of being able to take Cocaine.
Alcohol - Legal in all Public Places, the owner of the business or Public Facility DOES NOT have the right to ban Alcohol on their place. The ONLY TWO PUBLIC PLACES where Alcohol is ILLEGAL is on the vast Transport Network and Hospitals. The Penalty for consuming Alcohol in THE ONLY TWO PUBLIC PLACES WHERE ALCOHOL IS BANNED, is 1st time a 400 proudster penalty, 2nd time 800 proudster penalty, 3rd time 1,600 poudster penalty, 4th time 3,200 proudster penalty, and so and on until you reach the figure of 64,000 proudsters were they face a maximum Prision Sentence of 2 years and they may lose the privilege to drink Alcohol. It is a Category B.
LSD - Legal in designated "LSD Zones," these "Zones," are dotted around the country. The penalty for taking LSD in a public place is an immediate loss of the privilege to take LSD and any fine amount of up to 20,000 proudsters. It is a Category B.
Caffeine - No current laws regulate or say how and where caffeine should be used. It has no given Category (as this Category is law). Caffeine is also not taxed in any way.
Heroin - Illegal in all public places, can only be consumed in the privacy of your own home. Due to fear about the growing number of companies cutting dangerous chemicals with the powder, Heroin is only supplied by the state for free, but the number of doses is limited. But you must pass a test given to you by psycchologists to see wether or not you will severly abuse Heroin or only use it for the purposes of sucuide. If used in a public place, you are likely to be given 10+ years in a state funded Rehab Centre, in extreme circumstances you may be given Community Service (scrubbing of Grafitti, being a dustbin man etc. while working for nothing) or small Prision sentence. Assuming you pass the test, Heroin is a Category A.
7. All other recreational drugs are legal but various government campaigns are in place to discourage the use of drugs.
8. All Guns are Illegal, only the Millitray can use them, maximum sentence for possesing a firearm is 22 years, and for murder carries a sentence of 40 years - Life sentence, in some cases you may be excused from serving a sentence or have a greatly reduced one if you were threatened to posses it by gangsters, or for any other reason.
9. The formal name for Louis Van Boxel Woolf is The Republic of Louis Van Boxel Woolf, it's offical language is Loosterian English.
10. The Speed Limits for C - Roads (Small Muddy track ways or single lane roads that are rarely used and connect small villages) is 20 m.p.h. The Speed Limits for B - Roads (2 - 4 lane roads that are used in cities and are of a fairly short length) is 30 m.p.h. The Speed Limits for A - Roads (Large Roads that connect the suburbs of a city and the surrounding countryside to the B - Roads, which go to the centre of a city or town, they have 5 - 10 lanes) is 75 m.p.h. The Speed Limits of the Motorway (11 - 25 lane massive roads that connect one end of the country to the other and lead to the A - Roads and C - Roads) are unlimited, though if you commit a roadside crime (crash etc.) if you are travelling over 155 m.p.h the penalty or prision sentence will be vastly increased.
11. All Non Extremist Religions are allowed, and the RRC (Religion Regulator Comitte) take complaints from citizens who deem one religion "extremist," they then investigate them, or if they believe terrorism is involved they hand these over to the Police.
12. Pornography IS LEGAL and considered a perfectly normal, fun entertainment, images/video of those being raped or under 15 are not permitted by law. Pornography CANNOT be accesed via the internet and must be brought via a local convenience store or a newsagent. All internet pornography sights ARE BANNED this is because it will be almost impossible for images of rape and children under 15 to appear without being noticed.
13. Prostitution IS LEGAL and considered a perfectly normal, fun entertainment. To become A LEGAL prostitute you must be 21 or over (adulthood). You can only operate in a Prostitute Centre, these are equipped with police to stop illegal drug taking, or violence towards the prostitutes AND make sure a condom is used at all times and to MAKE SURE that ONLY the Prostitute benefits from her/his profit, prostitution cannot be "branded," or run as a corporation.
14. Homosexuality is perfectly legal, no regulation, laws, nothing! (See Gay Marriage).
15. Stem Cell research was once used, but now made illegal as scientists in Louis Van Boxel Woolf discovered it had no Scientific benefit what so ever. It is know often debated in history classes.
16. Cock Fighting is illegal, punishable by up to 8 months in Prision for persistent - offenders, it is considered a gruesome entertainment in which death plays a role, most people consider it socially unacceptable.
17. Unisex bathrooms are often used, as well as separate men and woman bathrooms.
18. Hunting is allowed except for several species of endangered creatures. Wether or not species should be protected is determined by the Minister of the Environment, Benjamin Flatley. The Maximum sentence for killing an endangered species is a flat penalty of 2,000 proudsters, if you earn more than 105,000 proudsters however, and you are caught doing this, 10% of your wage is given to the state for the rest of your life.
19. The majority of the population are meat eaters with just around 6% being vegetarians, there are no, laws, rules or regulations covering on what diet you should have.
20. Gay marriage takes place as commonly as supposedly "normal," marriage, with it being socially acceptable and perfectly legal, any intimadation or discrimination bought against someone for Race, Sexual Prefrence or Religion is punished harshly, if a complaint is recived by the police.
21. Income Tax is 6% - 55% depending on how much you earn.
22. Sales Tax is 10%.
23. Import/Export tax or tariffs were abolished long ago in Louis Van Boxel by the Prime Minister.
24. The Government has no legal power to censor any newspapers/broad casted media (including Radio). The TV network is managed by LBC (Louis Broadcasting Corporation) which has no adverts, as it is funded by the tax payer, yet the taxpayers money is given to a private company, so the government has no say in what goes on LBC'S Website, LBC'S NEWS WEBSITE or anything LBC! The citizens pride "LBC," as a historical achievement and often shove the fact they watch no adverts (YIPPE)! in foreigner's faces! LBC has these channels:
LBC 1 (Slogan: The Best of the LBC is here! We have cool comedy too.)
LBC 2 (Slogan: Everything of every genre, Motoring, Soap Opera, you name it it's on LBC 2).
LBC 3 (Slogan: See what today's celebrities are up to and gossip galore, don't forget our brill reality TV with ZERO Ad's!)
LBC 4 (Slogan: Documentraies are fascinating, so is LBC 4).
LBC Children's (Hey Kids, why not hang out with Dan and Jeff or mess around with "Holiday Hour!" We show the best Kids telly for miles around, with no ads!"
LBC Toddler's (Slogan: "Hello i'm the LBC Bug! Why not go on a space adventure? Have a bedtime story with me, and come and play! FOR PARENTS: WE SHOW NO ADVERTS TO CORRUPT YOUR CHILD'S MIND).
LBC News (Slogan: The News, The Sport, The Who's who, we've got it all at LBC News).
LBC Parliament (Slogan: Watch dubious debates or watch our pratty politicans make a fool of themselves, it's your choice LIVE from Louis Van Boxel Woolf's Parliament).
LBC Foreigner (Slogan:With translated subtitles Are you a tourist find out how to make your way around and see what's going on in your country).
LBC also has various radio networks:
LBC Radio 1 (Slogan: The Latest Music).
LBC Radio 2 (Slogan: Those old 80's hits we all love).
LBC Radio 3 (Slogan: Da wicked Kid'z radio channel).
LBC RADIO 4: (Slogan: We follow poltics like a fly)>
LBC RADIO 5: (The Highlights of all other LBC Networks broadcast here!)
25. Louis Van Boxel Woolf's culture is sympathetic. Here are the do's and dont's of Woolf Town.
DO
If legal at the location, and if somebody asks for a Cigar DO give him one!
Brush your hair twice daily.
Keep on top of the news and current affairs.
DO at lest try one of the leagl drugs one offer, people will think your a wuss if you don't.
DO forgive and forget.
DO Keep Calm and Carry own, our economy would be crap if we all fussed how unfair life is.
DON'T
Refuse to give a beggar change, most people will in our sympathetic country, if you don't you stick out as a meanie.
Show off, people take it personally here.
If your entitled to, make sure you vote, if you don't people will hate you, people died for this country's many civil rights!
WE DO NOT HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY
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