TET: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

[Ethel mermania]

I was never an officer, discharged honorably at E-4.5... meaning I was technically a PO3 but I was taking on duties of a P02 without the pay occasionally

Only E-6 and above are so committed that they'd keep even one picture of themselves in those stupid white uniforms around.

Nah, it's more fun to guess.

Oh I got a few ideas...

HEY leave mrs mermania out of this, she is doing her ... paperwork, yeah thats what she is doing .... paperwork ...

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Oh I got a few ideas...

HEY leave mrs mermania out of this, she is doing her ... paperwork, yeah thats what she is doing .... paperwork ...

Paperwork?

[The Serbian Empire]

look dolphin boy, we still have better pizza than you, and thank you for soriano, though you got a guy who is very raw but may turn out to be a decent pitcher

Better pizza... riiight.

And hey, at least our politicians go down for really important scandals and not for sexting wildly.

Or violating rent control policies like Charlie Rangel.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

HEY leave mrs mermania out of this, she is doing her ... paperwork, yeah thats what she is doing .... paperwork ...

Saying yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo, is she? Ya-yaing the sisterhood?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

No

Meanie.

Yup. I'm an Ice Queen.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Meanie.

Yup. I'm an Ice Queen.

Your words; not mine.

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

HEY leave mrs mermania out of this, she is doing her ... paperwork, yeah thats what she is doing .... paperwork ...

Saying yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo, is she? Ya-yaing the sisterhood?

Stop.

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Yup. I'm an Ice Queen.

Your words; not mine.

Yeah... That's why I said it.

[Ethel mermania]

look dolphin boy, we still have better pizza than you, and thank you for soriano, though you got a guy who is very raw but may turn out to be a decent pitcher

Better pizza... riiight.

And hey, at least our politicians go down for really important scandals and not for sexting wildly.

sexting wildly, all the women said he wasn't any good at it.
that's got to be the worst insult of them all.


http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/demo ... -Jokes.htm

[Grenartia]

Wanna talk about it?

No. I just want to drink myself into oblivion.

If you feel like talking, my inbox is always open.

Well in the end every form of life on earth shares the same sort of protoplasm...

... except for Michelle Bachmann. I swear to god that thing is a torture device put here by aliens with a really bad sense of humor.

That woman is an example of what happens when disadvantageous traits get passed on.

I always wondered what advantages stupidity has. I mean, given how many stupid people there are, if there weren't any advantages to it, natural selection would've eliminated it by now, right?

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Better pizza... riiight.
And hey, at least our politicians go down for really important scandals and not for sexting wildly.

sexting wildly, all the women said he wasn't any good at it.
that's got to be the worst insult of them all.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/demo ... -Jokes.htm

At least someone's getting something out of this. *nod*

[Jenrak]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

[Ethel mermania]

Better pizza... riiight.

And hey, at least our politicians go down for really important scandals and not for sexting wildly.

Or violating rent control policies like Charlie Rangel.

the hilarious thing about rangel was his claiming not to understand the tax law's he rote, which is why he lied on his tax forms about foreign income.

The sad thing is, he did represent the people he served very ably, and he was a war hero.

[Grenartia]

Dr. Weirdfuck

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Robot Uprising

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Dear TET,
My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?
xoxo,
Jenrak.

Wait, run that part about the carpets by me again?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

Lol carpet. I would wait just a little bit.

[Agorya]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

[Qazox]

HEY leave mrs mermania out of this, she is doing her ... paperwork, yeah thats what she is doing .... paperwork ...

Saying yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo, is she? Ya-yaing the sisterhood?

Okay then, what else is going on?

[Grenartia]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

Go right on ahead, Jenrak.

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

P.S. Just joking, we love you.

[Ethel mermania]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

depends, who did you like better, the wife or the husband?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Ok I'm happy now.

[Jenrak]

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.

Dear TET,

My neighbor's wife recently left him for a guy who replaced their carpet (and probably hers, I don't have the full story yet). I always thought she looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Can I air out my sentiments like the cavernous vagina of a three dollar streetwalker or must I wait an appropriate grace period?

xoxo,
Jenrak.

depends, who did you like better, the wife or the husband?

The husband has no personality, but on the plus side the only things he's borrowed from me (my collection of Anne Murray CDs) he's returned back in tip-top shape.

The wife is really catty and looks like a bloater from The Last of Us, so I assume she has some sort of deal with the devil sort of thing going on (which is not to be confused with Romeo Dallaire's Shake Hands with the Devil, a much more interesting read than my current predicament).

[Qazox]

Ok I'm happy now.

Okay, why are you happy now?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Ok I'm happy now.

Okay, why are you happy now?

I got a new photo!

[Agorya]

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.

Hmm. Try a civil lawsuit perhaps?