Category: Political Stability
Strength: significant
Description:
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,
NOTING the nature of nations to become tangled up in excessive and unnecessary bureaucracy,
BELIEVING that many nations, rather than act decisively on issues to see them solved efficiently and effectively, employ the pseudo-solution of creating numerous and various organizations, agencies, and "committees" to address and advise/lobby legislators on domestic issues,
BELIEVING that these committees often have very little actual administrative ability and authority (thus rendering them fairly useless) and are also liable to become corrupted by "conflict of interest" situations (and are often easily derailed),
FURTHER NOTING the long-winded, verbose, rambling, and often redundant nature of many legal codes and believing this to be a most grievous issue that requires the World Assembly's collective and intensive attention and great corrective abilities,
HAVING little faith in the abilities of its own constituent nations to legislate and conduct themselves properly and believing that the ideas and ideals of its writers, who are obviously more eloquent and worldly than the leaders of all of the other WA member state governments, should be emplaced in every WA-member nation in existence,
ESTABLISHES the World Assembly Committee Committee, which tallies and collects information on the various and sundry committees (and those who work within them) within member states, makes member state governments aware of potential conflict of interest situations within their government-established committees, and advises these governments on how to act based on the information they are given (and/or provides them with suggested solutions to their domestic issues that could be enacted without the usage of superfluous committees),
FURTHER ESTABLISHES the World Assembly Micromanagement Committee, which will work alongside the World Assembly Committee Committee by locating pork and redundancy in the legal codes of WA member states (often such pork is the result of the lobbying of such excessive committees as those addressed by the Committee Committee) and which will advise member state governments on how to best eliminate pork and redundancy while loudly informing their respective populaces of the corruption of their laws should these governments fail to adopt the Micromanagement Committee's suggestions,
EVEN FURTHER ESTABLISHES the World Assembly Nefarious Knave Expulsion & Reassignment Society, which will work using the information it receives from both the World Assembly Committee Committee and the World Assembly Micromanagement Committee to further weasel its way into the personal (and "private") lives of those responsible for government corruption/inefficiency and distribute sensitive information on these individuals to their competitors and enemies until these individuals agree to resign from their respective committee positions and assume different (or no) responsibilities,
POSITING that these WA committees will help reduce the number of useless committees hanging about WA member states, reduce the amount of unnecessary micromanagement in member state bureaucracy, eliminate pork and redundancy in member state legislation, and serve as a deterrent for the corruption of government officials around the world,
ESTABLISHES that no WA member nation establish any further committees, agencies, or organizations outside of its executive, legislative, or judiciary bodies and hoping that this will not cause the collapse of orders across the world but rather the more efficient functioning of member state governments.
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY HEREBY CROSSES its fingers.
EDIT: added a puny executive clause at the very end to kill MG violation. And a thing after that.
