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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, light it up!
Part of the DSC Family
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CleverBulb™ is the light of the future! CleverBulb™ is the only voice activated light bulb in the world, and the only one to offer emergency response, calendar and e-mail intergration, home security, and so much more!
Why choose CleverBulb™?
There are many Smart Home devices to improve your daily life. So why should you choose CleverBulb™?
Well, CleverBulb™ is entirely voice activated, and entirely accessible to the blind.
CleverBulb™ is easy to install: Simply screw it in, and voila! You’ve installed your very own CleverBulb™ at no cost to you! It’s easy, and can be done by anyone!
With CleverBulb™, you can have one in every room of your house, with no extra cost to you!
What does CleverBulb™ do?
CleverBulb’s™ patented voice-activated CleverVoice™ technology allows for numerous services, as shown below:
Emergency Response:
Every year, over 18,000 Americans die of accidental home injuries. There are systems to aid the injured, but they all involve wearing uncomfortable objects on oneself and pressing a button. This can fail.
CleverBulb™ is here to change that. The only voice activated emergency response system, CleverBulb™ CleverAlert™ is entirely reliable. Just say, “Help, Cleverbulb!” and a team of medics will be alerted!
Security:
CleverBulb™ is also your own personal security guard! Its CleverSecure™ feature will use various sensors to detect entry or break-ins to your home. Using CleverVoice™, CleverBulb™ will ask for identification of the intruder. If it is confirmed to not be someone allowed, then the police will be alerted!
Item Location:
CleverBulb™ comes with a chip inside of it and 10 free location tracking stickers to put on items, so you can ask CleverBulb™ where your keys are, and he'll remind you that they're in the kitchen.
Communications and Time Management:
CleverBulb™ uses a wireless mesh network that allows you to keep in touch with your friends. Simply add your friends’ phone numbers and email addresses to your CleverBulb™ contacts list, and you can say, “Call Jenna (Example Name)” And Jenna will be called, thanks to CleverBulb™! Or you can say, “E-mail John (Example Name)”, and CleverBulb™ will guide you through the writing of your email. CleverBulb™ will also check your emails and read them to you if you want.
CleverBulb™ also has CleverTime™, a virtual calendar, alarm clock, and more. You can simply say, “Set up an event,” or, “Set an alarm” and CleverBulb™ will guide you through.
A Friend:
We all need friends, and though CleverBulb™ can’t replace a human friend, CleverBulb™ isn’t just an ordinary light bulb. CleverBulb™ knows some jokes, can talk about various topics, and can learn to repeat words and phrases from you.
Book Reading:
Thanks to The Great Library, CleverBulb™ can now read you five books! Enjoy The Wonderful Wizard of OZ, The Guinness Book of World Records, Moby Dick, Charlotte's Web, and Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes, along with a multi-lingual dictionary! And now, Apollo Booksellers has many more books available for sale on the Spectrum™ e-bookstore! And, add professional (human) narration to the books for only NSD 1.99!
A Light Bulb:
CleverBulb’s™ motto isn’t Screw it in, Light it up! For nothing! Simply say, “Hello CleverBulb™,” or, “On” to turn it on, and, “Goodbye CleverBulb™,” or, “Off,” for off.
Future-Proof:
CleverBulb™ comes with an entirely Future-Proof platform and when updates are available you won’t have to buy a new CleverBulb™.
Ordering CleverBulb™:
The average emergency response system is $30/m. The average security system is also NS$30/m.
CleverBulb™ is both of these things and much more, with extremely simple installation and usage.
CleverBulb™ is absolutely free upon purchase, and comes with a usage fee of NS$60/m.
CleverBulb™ comes with a one-month free trial, and a 60-day refund guarantee.
CleverBulb™ comes with a one-year limited warranty.
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ABOUT US
In 2012, Thomas Walsh had an amazing idea. His idea would turn out to be CleverBulb™. He gathered six of his most trusted friends, and together, they invented CleverBulb™. They showed it to many investors, none of whom understood CleverBulb™'s full potential. Then, one day, they found a group of investors who recognized the revolution, and invested. Thomas and friends assigned themselves proper company positions. Thomas is now our Chief Technology Officer.
Along the way, we created several prototypes of CleverBulb™, and even hat test subjects. At last, we recently figured out the perfect code. In the end, we created CleverBulb™, which has continued to keep our company growing.
In our recent partnership with Global Communications, Inc, we replaced our wireless mesh network for their better alternative, which has given you better service by CleverBulb™.
Apollo Booksellers and The Great Library have helped us get you books. CleverBulb™ will now read to you out loud, and professional narration can be added to the books you buy for a very small cost.
FAQ
Q. Why would a blind person need to use a light bulb?
Q. Does CleverBulb™ come in foreign languages?
Q. Can CleverBulb™ catch viruses?
Q. How do you turn CleverBulb™ on/off? Does it apply to all rooms, or just the one you're in?
Q. Do I get charged NS$60/m per CleverBulb™?
Q. How many CleverBulb™s should I have?
Q. How long does CleverBulb™ last?
Q. Could CleverBulb™ enslave humanity?
PARTNERSHIP
CleverBulb™ Inc. is a proud partner of the following:
We are a part of LoyaltyMe
Global Communications, Inc. provides us with our wireless mesh network.
We light Golden Eagles Hotels and Resorts
We light The International Billionaire Club
ASTRA- Transport and Spedition delivers you our goods.
Apollo Booksellers has helped us make the Spectrum™ e-bookstore.
CleverBulb™ is a part of the Electronic VIllage employee benefits package.
We provide CleverBulb™s for Radiomatics Moorburgh Aircraft.
The Great Library has provided us with the basics of our book-reading function.
