Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Free South Califas]

It's not “victim-blaming,” it's a completely appropriate criticism of a certain part of Western culture.

...apparently, the female part. Or at least the female part that openly acknowledges being female. The nerve of us, not disguising our voices if we want to talk on Vent or Xbox Live! The audacity of us, designing characters that look kinda like ourselves! The sheer chutzpah of us, daring to make an LP while simultaneously possessing breasts!

I have never, not once, heard a male gamer criticized for "making sure you know they're male." Male players are perfectly allowed to sound male, look male, introduce themselves by male names, tell dick jokes, whatever without anyone accusing them of being an terrible attention whore flaunting their maleness in public. Why in the hell should I be held to a special standard in which I must try to hide my gender in order to enjoy my hobby?

[Benomia]

...apparently, the female part. Or at least the female part that openly acknowledges being female. The nerve of us, not disguising our voices if we want to talk on Vent or Xbox Live! The audacity of us, designing characters that look kinda like ourselves! The sheer chutzpah of us, daring to make an LP while simultaneously possessing breasts!

I have never, not once, heard a male gamer criticized for "making sure you know they're male." Male players are perfectly allowed to sound male, look male, introduce themselves by male names, tell dick jokes, whatever without anyone accusing them of being an terrible attention whore flaunting their maleness in public. Why in the hell should I be held to a special standard in which I must try to hide my gender in order to enjoy my hobby?

That wasn't funny.

[Arkinesia]

This made my day:

I think we've found the inverse of the "there is no such thing as gray" NSG teen libertarian strikeforce. It's the "there's nothing but grey" NSG teen hipster brigade.

On one hand everything is exactly as it seems and there's no room for advanced and complex thinking, gay pride parades and the holocaust are equally evil! On the other hand, nothing can be known, nothing matters, everything is subjective, how dare you say Hitler was bad, that's just subjective!

And thus their bitter war surges ever onward, locked in the eternal struggle of polar opposites, and yet bound by one great similarity. The complete, total, and profound inability to discuss anything like a fucking adult.

[Tsuntion]

That wasn't funny.

It's not meant to be. It's in here under the "awesome" category instead.

[Bodobol]

That wasn't funny.

Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.

[Grenartia]

That wasn't funny.

It was awesome.

[Benomia]

That wasn't funny.

Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.

It wasn't awesome either.

[Neo Art]

That wasn't funny.

Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.

She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.

[Frisivisia]

That wasn't funny.

I chuckled. Of course, as you've no doubt seen, I constantly chuckle during debates, especially when my opponent is ridiculous. It's part of my Bideny Irish Charm.

[Grenartia]

Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.

It wasn't awesome either.

The way she ripped Ark a metaphorical new one was.

[Esternial]

Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.

She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.

So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.

[Neo Art]

She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.

So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.

Well...at least the hot ones.

[Esternial]

So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.

Well...at least the hot ones.

...

Make that less than a few people.

[Shofercia]

This made my day:

I think we've found the inverse of the "there is no such thing as gray" NSG teen libertarian strikeforce. It's the "there's nothing but grey" NSG teen hipster brigade.

On one hand everything is exactly as it seems and there's no room for advanced and complex thinking, gay pride parades and the holocaust are equally evil! On the other hand, nothing can be known, nothing matters, everything is subjective, how dare you say Hitler was bad, that's just subjective!

And thus their bitter war surges ever onward, locked in the eternal struggle of polar opposites, and yet bound by one great similarity. The complete, total, and profound inability to discuss anything like a fucking adult.

I don't usually agree with Neo Art,

But when I do, he's right on the money!

Also, that was fucking hilarious

[Siaos]

Because if you don't sign up, you allow Section 39 Paragraph 827ABC Clause A91 of the Asuiop Rights Document 87APZ to go into affect allowing us to send assasins after your leader. You also allow Section 2 Paragraph 7269AHJ A63 of the Asuiop Rights Document 82ABY to go into affect allowing us to fill out document 172ASD-779 which activates a timer which when in counts down after 8 hours causes another timer to start taking 1 month to count down which causes a timer on the moon to count down for 0.000001 second which cause 17 ICBMs to fire directly at your capital, although only one ICBM will actually go off due to Section 82 Paragraph 729WER Clause W72 of the Generic Laws of Asuiop Volume 17ASY which prohibited more than one ICBM from going off at a foreign capital if the time is not 8:23AM on July 2, 2918.

Don't you just love bureaucracy? Its so efficent.

Something I found in the region chat.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Think of the children Ion!

Like you?

[Tlaceceyaya]

Like you?

I don't get it.

[TaQud]

I don't get it.

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.

[Benomia]

I don't get it.

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.

So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?

[Creative Vikings]

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.

So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?

John Key was elected my Prime Minister and quite a few people consider that a joke.
Reality can tell jokes on it own, you know.

[Damanucus]

Because if you don't sign up, you allow Section 39 Paragraph 827ABC Clause A91 of the Asuiop Rights Document 87APZ to go into affect allowing us to send assasins after your leader. You also allow Section 2 Paragraph 7269AHJ A63 of the Asuiop Rights Document 82ABY to go into affect allowing us to fill out document 172ASD-779 which activates a timer which when in counts down after 8 hours causes another timer to start taking 1 month to count down which causes a timer on the moon to count down for 0.000001 second which cause 17 ICBMs to fire directly at your capital, although only one ICBM will actually go off due to Section 82 Paragraph 729WER Clause W72 of the Generic Laws of Asuiop Volume 17ASY which prohibited more than one ICBM from going off at a foreign capital if the time is not 8:23AM on July 2, 2918.

Don't you just love bureaucracy? Its so efficent.

Something I found in the region chat.

Who sent that one, Siaos?

[Grenartia]

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.

So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?

You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Sometimes, when you try to kick someone's ass with the "Oh, yeah, are you an expert in this field?" rejoinder, you can miss by such an extent that the foot ends up in your own mouth.

I think he/she/they are australian.

Yes, that would be why I included my country of origin...because I know many people are not from the USA, and therefore my statements about my country may not apply to them.

Also in the US over diagnosing is a big problem

For some disorders, yes. For others, the opposite. For a great many, we're average.

I don't believe the social shit you are talking about and over diagnosing are mutually exclusive.

Did I say they were?

Oh and also that's a fuckton of assumptions I dare you to back up, are you a psychologist?

Neuroscientist, but yes I also hold a degree in psychology. Why is that relevant? Would a "fuckton of assumptions" somehow be okay with you if they came from a person with a lot of degrees? If so, then GOOD NEWS! I have four.

But really, that isn't a good attitude. You should stick to addressing arguments rather than wasting time on appeals to authority and such.

[The Holy Therns]

sure, if you get thernsy and galla to join in, we could be our own little mormon family and get a reality TV show of our very own.

I'm naming it Ethel Mormonia.

[The united empires of zxarrkoenia]

how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory