TET: One Thread to Rule Them All

[Napkiraly]

Yo if you need fresh talent, Napki-Roc can help ya out, gnome sayin.

Roc? As in Roco? As in Rocopurr? As in me?

Ye ye, your stage name can be Lil Purr.

[DesAnges]

Is it going to have Beats by Dre installed?

I'll have to go over that with my engineer, Des.

The next person to suggest using Beats for anything is going to get my foot up their ass.

@Algonquin - Fair enough.

@Nem - Me, for my sins.

And Slem's natural Scot is coming out now, it's a common occurrence during puberty. Expect him to be swearing, boozing and doing smack within a couple of weeks.

Drinking at age 14?

What's doing smack?

I have my doubts, Des.

I guess Trainspotting has passed him by.

The last one wasn't so bad after the lockout and a few of us bitched a lot.

Yush. I think SAM's TETanus idea would be good for the next thread too.

TETanus?

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

Twenty-four hours ago, I was on the way back to my Cebu residence. Picked up by my dad and two siblings because I drank more than I could handle... My stepdad then tells me that scotch and tea do not mix while I'm still wasted.

Wait...did you just admit to drinking while intoxicated?

I think it was the single glass of scotch that hammered me. Can't hold my liquor worth a damn, you see.

[Hurdegaryp]

I like the title. :3

I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Ainin, stop your incessant and unfunny trolling. If you're mentally incapable of coming up with original things to write, just kindly remove yourself from this thread.

[Forster Keys]

Wait...did you just admit to drinking while intoxicated?

I think it was the single glass of scotch that hammered me. Can't hold my liquor worth a damn, you see.

Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

[Rocopurr]

Roc? As in Roco? As in Rocopurr? As in me?

Ye ye, your stage name can be Lil Purr.

I once wrote a rap.

I'll have to go over that with my engineer, Des.

The next person to suggest using Beats for anything is going to get my foot up their ass.

I have my doubts, Des.

I guess Trainspotting has passed him by.

Yush. I think SAM's TETanus idea would be good for the next thread too.

TETanus?

Yes, TETanus. As in a pun with tetanus. SAM and several others have brought it up on past threads.

[Ainin]

My internet connection is pretty weird, it keeps disconnecting as if the modem is continuously resetting itself.

Anyone happen to know what one does in this situation?

[DesAnges]

I like the title. :3

I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Seriously, dude, shit like this is why the Mods are thinking of letting this thread go the way of the Wombat.

[The Holy Therns]

I was the last poster in the previous TET. Take that, you beautiful freaks!

And the post was about me.

[Tzarsgrad]

One thread to rule them all, one thread to find them. One thread to gather them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Evening, all.

[Ainin]

I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Seriously, dude, shit like this is why the Mods are thinking of letting this thread go the way of the Wombat.

;-; But it's cheese curds and gravy.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

I think it was the single glass of scotch that hammered me. Can't hold my liquor worth a damn, you see.

Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

Over twenty-four hours too late, man.

[Zweite Alaje]

Hi, TET. I must take a break from the socialism thread, CTALNH is, yet again, spewing non-sense. It is infuriating.

[Napkiraly]

Ye ye, your stage name can be Lil Purr.

I once wrote a rap.

Nice, it isn't the easiest things to do.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I'll have to go over that with my engineer, Des.

The next person to suggest using Beats for anything is going to get my foot up their ass.

The Des has spoken.

[Hurdegaryp]

My internet connection is pretty weird, it keeps disconnecting as if the modem is continuously resetting itself.

Anyone happen to know what one does in this situation?

You could panic, but you could also decide to take a break from your usual internet shenanigans. If these problems continue, it's probably best to contact the help desk of your provider.

[Rocopurr]

Seriously, dude, shit like this is why the Mods are thinking of letting this thread go the way of the Wombat.

;-; But it's cheese curds and gravy.

But its also annoying spam.

Do you really want to lose a thread over a Canadian food? Think about it...

[DesAnges]

TETanus?

Yes, TETanus. As in a pun with tetanus. SAM and several others have brought it up on past threads.

Oh I thought it was an actual plan as opposed to a pun.

I think it was the single glass of scotch that hammered me. Can't hold my liquor worth a damn, you see.

Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

Single glass of scotch and drunk is undignified and unmanly.

[Forster Keys]

Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

Over twenty-four hours too late, man.

Well at least you can learn from it.

[Ainin]

Hi, TET. I must take a break from the socialism thread, CTALNH is, yet again, spewing non-sense. It is infuriating.

I know that feeling.

[Napkiraly]

Wait...did you just admit to drinking while intoxicated?

I think it was the single glass of scotch that hammered me. Can't hold my liquor worth a damn, you see.

Not kosher bro.

[South Asia Minor]

So I missed the whole zombie thing and lost 99.94% of my population.
Bitches be crazy.

[Ovisterra]

I need a hammer to smash your ego with...

I'll have abs of steel, so hammer away.

Me and my friend spent a happy Architecture class bouncing a rubber (that's an eraser for all you foreigners) off my chest.

[Rocopurr]

I once wrote a rap.

Nice, it isn't the easiest things to do.

Oh no, it was awful and poorly made sarcasm.

[Hurdegaryp]

I was the last poster in the previous TET. Take that, you beautiful freaks!

And the post was about me.

Guess you became one of my favorite subjects recently. You're welcome.