Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm Irish.

The jig is never over.

Yes, but can it be up?

If it's on a stage, yes. Then it will, technically, be above.

[Olthar]

While we're revealing secrets, I'm also actually Russian.

And Nat is from Chile.

I have a dog with a penis shaped like Chile.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nat and NEI are actually my puppets.

The jig's up, everyone.

I don't buy it for a second. Nat is too uncool to be you, and Jackie is too insane to be you.

I'm cool in my own special way.

And how the fuck is Night cool?

While we're revealing secrets, I'm also actually Russian.

And Nat is from Chile.

¡No! ¡Mis misterios!

¡Y mis pantalones!

[Nationstatelandsville]

While we're revealing secrets, I'm also actually Russian.

And Nat is from Chile.

I have a dog with a penis shaped like Chile.

...

...

...

...Nightmares forever.

[Nude East Ireland]

While we're revealing secrets, I'm also actually Russian.

And Nat is from Chile.

And I'm a chubby, Indian slavemaster from Lucknow.

[Individuality-ness]

Eris needs a reason to want Alison's closet?

I was curious?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't buy it for a second. Nat is too uncool to be you, and Jackie is too insane to be you.

I'm cool in my own special way.

And how the fuck is Night cool?

I punched a terrorist.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm cool in my own special way.

And how the fuck is Night cool?

I punched a terrorist.

And some other things.

(runs from wrath)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I punched a terrorist.

And some other things.

(runs from wrath)

Plenty.

The Mary Sue Litmus Test said I was broken. I looked at it with confusion.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On another note, are we simply pretending Rayne never existed?

Because I actually liked her and Sarina together.

[Olthar]

I have a dog with a penis shaped like Chile.

...

...

...

...Nightmares forever.

Mission accomplished.

On another note, are we simply pretending Rayne never existed?

Because I actually liked her and Sarina together.

Yes.

I did, too, but it's not like we really have much of a choice here. Meta is long since gone. So, either we keep Rayne and Sari-chan together off-screen, or we actually bring Sari-chan back into the RP.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My civil engineering friend: "So yeah, we sort of fix up the infrastructure here, but we tend to take some shortcuts."
Me: "...You're taking shortcuts. Man, you know we're in the ocean? And that the city already shakes on a windy day? And you're taking bloody shortcuts on the infrastructure that keeps us from sinking and dying?"
Him: "Dude, considering the shit this city goes through on a regular basis, sinking will not kill us."

[Olthar]

My civil engineering friend: "So yeah, we sort of fix up the infrastructure here, but we tend to take some shortcuts."
Me: "...You're taking shortcuts. Man, you know we're in the ocean? And that the city already shakes on a windy city? And you're taking bloody shortcuts on the infrastructure that keeps us from sinking and dying?"
Him: "Dude, considering the shit this city goes through on a regular basis, sinking will not kill us."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My civil engineering friend: "So yeah, we sort of fix up the infrastructure here, but we tend to take some shortcuts."
Me: "...You're taking shortcuts. Man, you know we're in the ocean? And that the city already shakes on a windy city? And you're taking bloody shortcuts on the infrastructure that keeps us from sinking and dying?"
Him: "Dude, considering the shit this city goes through on a regular basis, sinking will not kill us."

Yes, " " about twenty million people sinking into the Indian Ocean.

Although it's so polluted we'll probably just float.

[Olthar]

Yes, " " about twenty million people sinking into the Indian Ocean.

Although it's so polluted we'll probably just float.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes, " " about twenty million people sinking into the Indian Ocean.

Although it's so polluted we'll probably just float.

My friend assures me that we won't actually sink.

I'm telling him that I will hold him personally accountable if we do.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Also, Crowley does not fully trust the bears, for some obvious reasons.

Like the fact they're untrustworthy and tried to overthrow him before. That may be part of it.

[Astrolinium]

Niiiiight.

"I REFUSE TO BE TROLLED BY A.I.'S I DON'T RESPECT. TAKE OFF YOUR FAWKES MASK AND GET OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT, HE WAS A CATHOLIC REVOLUTIONARY."

HAL then did something amazing and technologically advanced - he blocked C.A.I.N.

Dejected, C.A.I.N. decided to try and turn all the air conditioning units in the school down to -1 degrees celsius, because he thought perhaps that might be fun. Whether he managed to actually succeed in that endeavor is, of course, up to Nightkill.

[Olthar]

My friend assures me that we won't actually sink.

I'm telling him that I will hold him personally accountable if we do.

[Olthar]

Sari-chan thought for a moment before continuing.

"Well, then maybe if I tell you the whole story you'll understand it," she said, pausing for a moment to come up with the proper wording, "So, first I wake up, and the radio is playing my favorite song! It was a great way to start the day! Then, I go outside and walk down to the farmer's market to get some ingredients to make my breakfast, and there are these awesome brown apples that the man was just going to throw out, so he let me buy them for half off! What a great deal! Then, after breakfast, I head off to work at the ice rink, and they told me that in honor of my many years as a loyal employee, they've saved up enough money to buy me a present! Awesome! So, they hand me a box and inside of it are plane tickets to some place called "Slybeera" or something, and they tell me that they're letting me take an extra-long vacation this year. So, I get on the plane, and it's all really cool, but I think the plane driver got lost or something because when I got off, it was all cold and icy out. I tried to tell him that I was supposed to go to Slybeera, but he didn't know what I was talking about. So, I decided to get there myself and got myself a train that I rode around for a while until I was in this desert place where there were all these people wearing pillow cases on their heads. It was really funny, but they didn't know where Slybeera was, either, so I didn't know where to go. Then I remembered that you know pretty much everything, so I got on a boat and went around the water for a while until it crashed, so I got a plane and now here I am! So now I want to know how to get to Slybeera."

The cat girl, having finally stopped her second telling of the story, gave a big smile at Crowley.

[Rupudska]

Overkill, Night. You may as well send him to Gelbooru.

[Nude East Ireland]

Is there an arc involving the Bears? Because I want to see what happened to them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Calm down everyone, I'll get to you when I can, I'm only human.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Is there an arc involving the Bears? Because I want to see what happened to them.

I have no idea and I doubt Nat does either.

[Olthar]

Is there an arc involving the Bears? Because I want to see what happened to them.

Lots of sex and violence. Also honey.