by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:06 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:42 pm
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by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:18 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Rangan stared at Gopher in disbelief. He looked the man up and down and found himself highly unimpressed. He turned to the actor and gave a stare. When you can really master a death glare, you'd be very surprised at what you can do. Officer 2 almost melted into the pavement.
He then turned to Gopher, choosing to deal with this annoyance first. "No." he said clearly. "This is not about your documentary. Your documentary is a side story to what I'm really trying to do here, understood? Right now, we're trying to solve a tricky murder. Before we get to that, however, we'll go and take you through our standard patrol and you can talk about the city and whatever you do here." he explained. "Then when we can, perhaps, do our jobs."
He then threw Erik a new radio and handed over a new handgun. "Keep these ones safe." he said. He then glanced at Cassandra. "The new forensics scientist then?" he asked. "Good. We'll be taking this crew through our standard patrol on the way to investigating the death of Lt. Toko."
by Individuality-ness » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:19 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:21 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:"Yes sir," Cassandra replied. "Where is the body?"
She then noticed that there was a camera crew hanging around.
They never told me that there was going to be cameras when they gave me a contract, she groused. She disliked the cameras, it made her think of the world, all staring at her doing her job, all looking at her through that one single lens. The fact that there were going to be cameras around made her uncomfortable, especially because she preferred working independently.
"Can you tell them" -- there she waved at the camera crew -- "to go? I would rather work without feeling that the world is watching me all at once, and this will be a delicate procedure."
by Individuality-ness » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:25 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:"Yes sir," Cassandra replied. "Where is the body?"
She then noticed that there was a camera crew hanging around.
They never told me that there was going to be cameras when they gave me a contract, she groused. She disliked the cameras, it made her think of the world, all staring at her doing her job, all looking at her through that one single lens. The fact that there were going to be cameras around made her uncomfortable, especially because she preferred working independently.
"Can you tell them" -- there she waved at the camera crew -- "to go? I would rather work without feeling that the world is watching me all at once, and this will be a delicate procedure."
"Listen, honey," Gopher said, smiling a fake smile and speaking in a saccharine voice, "Just do your thing and we'll get someone else to explain it to the kids at home later. Maybe Morgan Freeman. No one watching this will be capable of telling if you fuck up, because the people who watch Harker aren't capable of telling if their shoes are tied. Got it?"
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:28 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Listen, honey," Gopher said, smiling a fake smile and speaking in a saccharine voice, "Just do your thing and we'll get someone else to explain it to the kids at home later. Maybe Morgan Freeman. No one watching this will be capable of telling if you fuck up, because the people who watch Harker aren't capable of telling if their shoes are tied. Got it?"
"They never told me that your crew will be here when they gave me the contract," Cassandra sweetly replied. "But sure, if you fuck up with your wires and your cameras in the way, you can go ahead and find someone to explain it when any evidence that could be brought to the trial is thrown out for being contaminated."
by Individuality-ness » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:30 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:"They never told me that your crew will be here when they gave me the contract," Cassandra sweetly replied. "But sure, if you fuck up with your wires and your cameras in the way, you can go ahead and find someone to explain it when any evidence that could be brought to the trial is thrown out for being contaminated."
Gopher blinked.
"Bitch, listen," he said, dropping the act, "My cameras aren't going to touch any of your shit. I'm a goddamn professional, OK? I don't get the equipment in the shot, it's amateurish. Have a little faith, OK?"
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:32 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Gopher blinked.
"Bitch, listen," he said, dropping the act, "My cameras aren't going to touch any of your shit. I'm a goddamn professional, OK? I don't get the equipment in the shot, it's amateurish. Have a little faith, OK?"
"I will have faith in your abilities when you and your lenses are gone," Cassandra bluntly replied.
"And no, I was not referring to having wires seen on the video itself. Although with such a large camera and such a small head, I can see why you would make that mistake."
by Olthar » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:01 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Good evening, motherfuckers!" roared a voice.
Then someone smashed through the ceiling, creating a hole. Howard Harker yelled out. "WOOH!" he said, directly on the ground. He may have broken a rib. "THAT WAS AWESOME!" he waved at the jet that had flown him off.
After achieving success with RU1, Harker had...gone a bit mad with having all the money ever. As you can tell.
"My name is Howard fucking Harker." he told the camera, slowly getting up. "Welcome the fuck to RU2."
Rangan stared at the reporters, with barely a glance at Melissa. "...I hate my life. So much."
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:04 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:30 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:50 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:59 pm
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