Nationstatelandsville wrote:Aziraphale has never read Don Quixote.
I did...What an awful book.
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by Liriena » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:28 pm
I am: A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist An aspiring writer and journalist | Political compass stuff: Economic Left/Right: -8.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92 For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism, cynicism ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧ |
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:28 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:29 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:30 pm
by Liriena » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:32 pm
I am: A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist An aspiring writer and journalist | Political compass stuff: Economic Left/Right: -8.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92 For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism, cynicism ⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧ |
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:32 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:On one hand, you're being compared to a creepy near-rapist rich asshole.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:33 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:35 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:36 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.
Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.
Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:06 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:07 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:12 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:22 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Name: Charles F. "Gopher" Welles (subtlety is for assholes)
Military or Science: Documentary crew
Rank/Field: Director/Producer/Cameraman/Harker's Hypercompetent Sidekick
Age (Actual): 42
Age (Appears): 42
Race: Caucasian (specifically, some tribe from Gaul no one remembers)
Country of Origin: Wisconsin
Appearance:(Image)
Uniform/Protective Equipment: A t-shirt and jeans, a pompous beret.
Powergrid/Powers: Lv. 15 Cameraman 2
Weaknesses: Insomnia, Cameraman 2
Personality: Controlling, pompous, hot-tempered, rash, and selfish, but is impassioned with his "art" and glowing to any who praise him. You know the type.
History: Gopher is an artist. His medium is the 10 o' clock news. He is far better at this than you will ever be at anything.
His history before his career is hardly anything special - normal kid with normal parents in a normal town, except for that thing with the hobgoblins, but no one can remember that anyways. In high school, he attempted to become an actor.
There were twenty-five casualties. All records of this event have been erased for the good of humanity.
Immediately afterwards, he got his hand on a camera, and a passion was born. He joined his school's A/V club and, in his senior year, created a morning news program so beautifully shot, he won an Oscar. He quickly became famous and rose into the ranks of Hollywood, where he shot (and, eventually, directed) several films that were described as "being fucked in the eyes by God" and "really shitty in every other way", because it was the late 1990's. However, being a tremendous asshole, it soon came to be that absolutely no one in Hollywood would tolerate him anymore, so he became bankrupt.
He eventually moved back to Wisconsin and began directing a local news program, which soon became the #1 watched show in America, despite the fact that it was... well, Wisconsin. He was quickly hired by MSNBC, where he developed his vision and basically became the van Gogh of directing television news.
Once the masquerade fell, he became incredibly interested in making documentaries about the supernatural. He has, thus far, released four - Tears of Blood: The True Story of Dracula, Lords of the Sky; Werehawks, and Into the Forest: Bigfoot and the Bear Man (which he worked with Howard on). After Roads Untraveled won literally every award there has ever been (including the Nobel Peace Prize), Gopher immediately retired and spent ten years pretending Howard fucking Harker had never been born.
At least until Harker called him with a pitch for a sequel. Despite himself, he took the job.
Equipment: A TV camera, Cameraman 2
RP Sample: All of the above.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:31 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Name: Charles F. "Gopher" Welles (subtlety is for assholes)
Military or Science: Documentary crew
Rank/Field: Director/Producer/Cameraman/Harker's Hypercompetent Sidekick
Age (Actual): 42
Age (Appears): 42
Race: Caucasian (specifically, some tribe from Gaul no one remembers)
Country of Origin: Wisconsin
Appearance:(Image)
Uniform/Protective Equipment: A t-shirt and jeans, a pompous beret.
Powergrid/Powers: Lv. 15 Cameraman 2
Weaknesses: Insomnia, Cameraman 2
Personality: Controlling, pompous, hot-tempered, rash, and selfish, but is impassioned with his "art" and glowing to any who praise him. You know the type.
History: Gopher is an artist. His medium is the 10 o' clock news. He is far better at this than you will ever be at anything.
His history before his career is hardly anything special - normal kid with normal parents in a normal town, except for that thing with the hobgoblins, but no one can remember that anyways. In high school, he attempted to become an actor.
There were twenty-five casualties. All records of this event have been erased for the good of humanity.
Immediately afterwards, he got his hand on a camera, and a passion was born. He joined his school's A/V club and, in his senior year, created a morning news program so beautifully shot, he won an Oscar. He quickly became famous and rose into the ranks of Hollywood, where he shot (and, eventually, directed) several films that were described as "being fucked in the eyes by God" and "really shitty in every other way", because it was the late 1990's. However, being a tremendous asshole, it soon came to be that absolutely no one in Hollywood would tolerate him anymore, so he became bankrupt.
He eventually moved back to Wisconsin and began directing a local news program, which soon became the #1 watched show in America, despite the fact that it was... well, Wisconsin. He was quickly hired by MSNBC, where he developed his vision and basically became the van Gogh of directing television news.
Once the masquerade fell, he became incredibly interested in making documentaries about the supernatural. He has, thus far, released four - Tears of Blood: The True Story of Dracula, Lords of the Sky; Werehawks, and Into the Forest: Bigfoot and the Bear Man (which he worked with Howard on). After Roads Untraveled won literally every award there has ever been (including the Nobel Peace Prize), Gopher immediately retired and spent ten years pretending Howard fucking Harker had never been born.
At least until Harker called him with a pitch for a sequel. Despite himself, he took the job.
Equipment: A TV camera, Cameraman 2
RP Sample: All of the above.
Approved.
You should also make a police officer.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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