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Postby Olthar » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:29 pm

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AETEN II wrote:Eh, have Lyra join in. I though I might have him start out viewing her as an asset, but then start to act as more of a father figure, or a master/apprentice position.


That sounds fun and all but I don't see how she would end up deciding to go, unless she's somehow convinced/kidnapped.

I was gonna have Alastor and maybe Voltaire go, but Olthar and Ende haven't responded to me.

I was supposed to respond to you? :unsure:
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Postby AETEN II » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:29 pm

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AETEN II wrote:Eh, have Lyra join in. I though I might have him start out viewing her as an asset, but then start to act as more of a father figure, or a master/apprentice position.


That sounds fun and all but I don't see how she would end up deciding to go, unless she's somehow convinced/kidnapped.

I was gonna have Alastor and maybe Voltaire go, but Olthar and Ende haven't responded to me.

I could always have Septimus coerce her into going.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:30 pm

Olthar wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
That sounds fun and all but I don't see how she would end up deciding to go, unless she's somehow convinced/kidnapped.

I was gonna have Alastor and maybe Voltaire go, but Olthar and Ende haven't responded to me.

I was supposed to respond to you? :unsure:


Voltaire addressed Lena.

I guess I could have been clearer. I'll clarify that I wasn't complaining, though.

@AETEN: Well, coerce her into reporting to Daisuke, then. :P.
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Postby Olthar » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:30 pm

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Olthar wrote:I was supposed to respond to you? :unsure:


Voltaire addressed Lena.

I guess I could have been clearer. I'll clarify that I wasn't complaining, though.

@AETEN: Well, coerce her into reporting to Daisuke, then. :P.

Oh, sorry. :( :hug:
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:32 pm

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Voltaire addressed Lena.

I guess I could have been clearer. I'll clarify that I wasn't complaining, though.

@AETEN: Well, coerce her into reporting to Daisuke, then. :P.

Oh, sorry. :( :hug:


Don't apologize. I wasn't complaining or anything. It's okay.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:32 pm

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Postby Liriena » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:33 pm

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Condunum wrote:Question. Is Kirchner still alive?

Probably, people tend to have long lifespans in this world.

Not in politics, most likely though.


Most likely, she's alive and a Senator or Minister.

I live in that country. I decide that country's canon. 8)
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Postby Olthar » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:33 pm

S.A.M.M.E. is currently outside, so yeah. They'll need to get her before going.

And if they need her to be a bit smaller, the 40-foot robot can transform into an 8-foot robot. ;)
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:HAL honors the dead in his own way.

At least it isn't a bloody funeral.

Those things were shitty back in EH1.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:HAL honors the dead in his own way.

At least it isn't a bloody funeral.

Those things were shitty back in EH1.

Damien's was fun.

Lewis was going to have a funeral, but D burned it down on his orders.
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Postby Mavorpen » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:34 pm

So...I guess I won't go then.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:34 pm

Liriena wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Probably, people tend to have long lifespans in this world.

Not in politics, most likely though.


Most likely, she's alive and a Senator or Minister.

I live in that country. I decide that country's canon. 8)

Doesn't work like that. :p

But sure, Senator or whatever.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:34 pm

Mavorpen wrote:So...I guess I won't go then.

There needs to be a relatively small group for this.

Report to Dai though.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:35 pm

A 100-year-old Abraham Lincoln bust exploded.

All eyes in the Oval Office turned to the hooker with the RPG, as she ran - naked, might I add - through the office to the President's desk.

"MIRANDA, PUT THE FUCKING RPG DOWN!" The President yelled. He charged in after her, his pants being absent, but his shirt, jacket, and tie all present. He was holding an Uzi, and firing madly; it hit the Secretary of State in the arm twice, and blew a chunk of the Speaker of the House's skull cap off. When the gun ran out of bullets, the President dove over his desk, tackling Miranda and prying the RPG from her hands. He punched her, knocking all of her teeth out in the process. She immediately dropped into unconsciousness.

Standing, the President sighed. "Sorry you all had to see that," he mumbled, tossing the weapons to the side. He sat down at his desk, and straightened his tie. The Cabinet members stared at him in fear.

"Anyways, I have business I need to attend to in Pyongyang. The President of Korea is my best friend, and I like Asian women - Hell, I'm Asian. So, any business?"

"Well," the Secretary of Defense - an overweight, Southern black woman - began, "there is far too much spending in my department. Do we really need jetpacks, laser rifles, and nuclear octopi?"

The President stared the Secretary of Defense in the eyes. "Listen you cunt, I've got a country to protect. Our good leader Clint Eastwood held back hordes of Demons - I fought to protect our freedom in the War. And you want to become tree-hugging sissies? Not on my watch."

The Bear Ambassador raised his paw. The President pointed to him. "Yes, Mr. Tankmuncher?"

"I have some issues regarding pollution in designated Bear Reservations and-"

"Say no more," the President responded. He opened his drawer and pulled out a small can of oil. He tossed it onto the floor, lit a match, and tossed it onto the can; needless to say, it the corner of the room on fire.

"I will personally burn all of the remaining oil in the world to keep the Bear population safe. Good?"

Tankmuncher sighed. "Yes... Mr. President."

"Good, that's settled," the President replied. He stood up, grabbing his lucky shotgun in the process, and blasted the window out behind him. Then he grabbed his cowboy hat and banjo, and donned them. "Now to Korea. Kim Jong-wong and I need to fuck some bitches. Or my name isn't Minh Taka!"
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Postby Olthar » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Liriena wrote:
Most likely, she's alive and a Senator or Minister.

I live in that country. I decide that country's canon. 8)

Doesn't work like that. :p

But sure, Senator or whatever.

Wait, it doesn't? D':

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:36 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
A 100-year-old Abraham Lincoln bust exploded.

All eyes in the Oval Office turned to the hooker with the RPG, as she ran - naked, might I add - through the office to the President's desk.

"MIRANDA, PUT THE FUCKING RPG DOWN!" The President yelled. He charged in after her, his pants being absent, but his shirt, jacket, and tie all present. He was holding an Uzi, and firing madly; it hit the Secretary of State in the arm twice, and blew a chunk of the Speaker of the House's skull cap off. When the gun ran out of bullets, the President dove over his desk, tackling Miranda and prying the RPG from her hands. He punched her, knocking all of her teeth out in the process. She immediately dropped into unconsciousness.

Standing, the President sighed. "Sorry you all had to see that," he mumbled, tossing the weapons to the side. He sat down at his desk, and straightened his tie. The Cabinet members stared at him in fear.

"Anyways, I have business I need to attend to in Pyongyang. The President of Korea is my best friend, and I like Asian women - Hell, I'm Asian. So, any business?"

"Well," the Secretary of Defense - an overweigh, Southern black woman - began, "there is far too much spending in my department. Do we really need jetpacks, laser rifles, and nuclear octopi?"

The President stared the Secretary of Defense in the eyes. "Listen you cunt, I've got a country to protect. Our good leader Clint Eastwood held back hordes of Demons - I fought to protect our freedom in the War. And you want to become tree-hugging sissies? Not on my watch."

The Bear Ambassador raised his paw. The President pointed to him. "Yes, Mr. Tankmuncher?"

"I have some issues regarding pollution in designated Bear Reservations and-"

"Say no more," the President responded. He opened his drawer and pulled out a small can of oil. He tossed it onto the floor, lit a match, and tossed it onto the can; needless to say, it the corner of the room on fire.

"I will personally burn all of the remaining oil in the world to keep the Bear population safe. Good?"

Tankmuncher sighed. "Yes... Mr. President."

"Good, that's settled," the President replied. He stood up, grabbing his lucky shotgun in the process, and blasted the window out behind him. Then he grabbed his cowboy hat and banjo, and donned them. "Now to Korea. Kim Jong-wong and I need to fuck some bitches. Or my name isn't Minh Taka!"

The correct pronunciation is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINH TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:37 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
A 100-year-old Abraham Lincoln bust exploded.

All eyes in the Oval Office turned to the hooker with the RPG, as she ran - naked, might I add - through the office to the President's desk.

"MIRANDA, PUT THE FUCKING RPG DOWN!" The President yelled. He charged in after her, his pants being absent, but his shirt, jacket, and tie all present. He was holding an Uzi, and firing madly; it hit the Secretary of State in the arm twice, and blew a chunk of the Speaker of the House's skull cap off. When the gun ran out of bullets, the President dove over his desk, tackling Miranda and prying the RPG from her hands. He punched her, knocking all of her teeth out in the process. She immediately dropped into unconsciousness.

Standing, the President sighed. "Sorry you all had to see that," he mumbled, tossing the weapons to the side. He sat down at his desk, and straightened his tie. The Cabinet members stared at him in fear.

"Anyways, I have business I need to attend to in Pyongyang. The President of Korea is my best friend, and I like Asian women - Hell, I'm Asian. So, any business?"

"Well," the Secretary of Defense - an overweight, Southern black woman - began, "there is far too much spending in my department. Do we really need jetpacks, laser rifles, and nuclear octopi?"

The President stared the Secretary of Defense in the eyes. "Listen you cunt, I've got a country to protect. Our good leader Clint Eastwood held back hordes of Demons - I fought to protect our freedom in the War. And you want to become tree-hugging sissies? Not on my watch."

The Bear Ambassador raised his paw. The President pointed to him. "Yes, Mr. Tankmuncher?"

"I have some issues regarding pollution in designated Bear Reservations and-"

"Say no more," the President responded. He opened his drawer and pulled out a small can of oil. He tossed it onto the floor, lit a match, and tossed it onto the can; needless to say, it the corner of the room on fire.

"I will personally burn all of the remaining oil in the world to keep the Bear population safe. Good?"

Tankmuncher sighed. "Yes... Mr. President."

"Good, that's settled," the President replied. He stood up, grabbing his lucky shotgun in the process, and blasted the window out behind him. Then he grabbed his cowboy hat and banjo, and donned them. "Now to Korea. Kim Jong-wong and I need to fuck some bitches. Or my name isn't Minh Taka!"

:lol2:

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Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:37 pm

What's happening now? Am currently on a train, hai.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:38 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:Am currently on a train, hai.

Good.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:38 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:
A 100-year-old Abraham Lincoln bust exploded.

All eyes in the Oval Office turned to the hooker with the RPG, as she ran - naked, might I add - through the office to the President's desk.

"MIRANDA, PUT THE FUCKING RPG DOWN!" The President yelled. He charged in after her, his pants being absent, but his shirt, jacket, and tie all present. He was holding an Uzi, and firing madly; it hit the Secretary of State in the arm twice, and blew a chunk of the Speaker of the House's skull cap off. When the gun ran out of bullets, the President dove over his desk, tackling Miranda and prying the RPG from her hands. He punched her, knocking all of her teeth out in the process. She immediately dropped into unconsciousness.

Standing, the President sighed. "Sorry you all had to see that," he mumbled, tossing the weapons to the side. He sat down at his desk, and straightened his tie. The Cabinet members stared at him in fear.

"Anyways, I have business I need to attend to in Pyongyang. The President of Korea is my best friend, and I like Asian women - Hell, I'm Asian. So, any business?"

"Well," the Secretary of Defense - an overweight, Southern black woman - began, "there is far too much spending in my department. Do we really need jetpacks, laser rifles, and nuclear octopi?"

The President stared the Secretary of Defense in the eyes. "Listen you cunt, I've got a country to protect. Our good leader Clint Eastwood held back hordes of Demons - I fought to protect our freedom in the War. And you want to become tree-hugging sissies? Not on my watch."

The Bear Ambassador raised his paw. The President pointed to him. "Yes, Mr. Tankmuncher?"

"I have some issues regarding pollution in designated Bear Reservations and-"

"Say no more," the President responded. He opened his drawer and pulled out a small can of oil. He tossed it onto the floor, lit a match, and tossed it onto the can; needless to say, it the corner of the room on fire.

"I will personally burn all of the remaining oil in the world to keep the Bear population safe. Good?"

Tankmuncher sighed. "Yes... Mr. President."

"Good, that's settled," the President replied. He stood up, grabbing his lucky shotgun in the process, and blasted the window out behind him. Then he grabbed his cowboy hat and banjo, and donned them. "Now to Korea. Kim Jong-wong and I need to fuck some bitches. Or my name isn't Minh Taka!"

:lol2:

Non-canon, but funny.

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Postby AETEN II » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:39 pm

OK Zark, put up the post.
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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:39 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote: :lol2:

Non-canon, but funny.

Anti-Minh is still alive and in the EH universe, to my own credit.

He's also not American. :p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:40 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote: :lol2:

Non-canon, but funny.

Anti-Minh is still alive and in the EH universe, to my own credit.

He's currently Vice President of Being Shot Out of Cannons at Taka-Jameson Incorporated.

It keeps him busy.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:41 pm

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Nude East Ireland wrote:Anti-Minh is still alive and in the EH universe, to my own credit.

He's also not American. :p

Anti-Minh was born in a Tibetan colony deep within the mythic lands of Utah.

There. :P
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:41 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He's also not American. :p

Anti-Minh was born in a Tibetan colony deep within the mythic lands of Utah.

There. :P

One day, he burned the entire colony down when he mistook it for one very large beatnik.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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