And humor.
And a sense of timing.
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by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:31 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:31 pm
by Mavorpen » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:32 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:38 pm
by AETEN II » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:39 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Inritus Extraho » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:41 pm
AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:41 pm
AETEN II wrote:
Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:41 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.
"The Sound of Music"
"Singing in the Rain"
I can't think of a joke for those. Plus they're almost too good to make a joke of.
by AETEN II » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:42 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:AETEN II wrote:Mainly the ethics and morals. I'm only bad on timing when over corpses. Punchlines are better made as somebody dies, or just kicked the bucket. If the corpse is cold, then the jokes are cold as well. But you'd be amazed at how enjoyable grimdarkness can be when you don't have moral baggage tagged on. Remember children, the only holy thing is the song 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Everything else is fair game. Especially Nazis.
"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:43 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by AETEN II » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:43 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Inritus Extraho » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:44 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Did we watch the same Sound of Music?
by AETEN II » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:45 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Inritus Extraho » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:46 pm
AETEN II wrote:They fled Nazi Austria to escape the Nazis, and entered Nazi Germany. Somebody shoulda hired better writers.
by Liriena » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:46 pm
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by Rupudska » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:47 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*glances at Rup's last post*
Oh really? Yuzuki forgot how she was hired then.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Mavorpen » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:47 pm
Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.
by AETEN II » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:48 pm
Liriena wrote:AETEN II wrote:While I did enjoy the movie, it's funny knowing how they likely all died horribly, seeing how they went into Germany to hide from the Germans.
IRL, they all survived...
...although it turns out that the Sound of Music, IRL, was not really a love story. The novice-turned-nanny didn't really love Christopher Plummer. She just married him to take care of the kids.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Rupudska » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:48 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:48 pm
Condunum wrote:Nightkill suggests I ask who would like to chat with Jacob so's I can introduce him into the story.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:48 pm
AETEN II wrote:Liriena wrote:
IRL, they all survived...
...although it turns out that the Sound of Music, IRL, was not really a love story. The novice-turned-nanny didn't really love Christopher Plummer. She just married him to take care of the kids.
As far as the movie is concerned though, they should have and would have died. Whoever wrote that part was a dumbass who failed geography.
IRL, where did they flee? East I presume?
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