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by AETEN II » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:39 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:40 pm
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:42 pm
by Constaniana » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:44 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by AETEN II » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:49 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:49 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:03 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:05 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I halfway think that Azazel was dropped in Adventuring Days too.
Just a very bad part of it.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:10 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Olthar: .
He's also got working MagiTech, if a bit primitive. He's got some good cards to play. ^-^
I won't lie, I feel accomplished.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:11 pm
Olthar wrote:
Azazel was pulled into a tentacle-filled hole after all.Zarkenis Ultima wrote:@Olthar: .
He's also got working MagiTech, if a bit primitive. He's got some good cards to play. ^-^
I won't lie, I feel accomplished.
Yeah, everyone else lost something in that fight, even if some of them lost less, but Alastor gained from it. Sure, he likely lost most of his army, but that can be replaced. The opportunity in front of him? That's a once in a lifetime chance to increase his power and authority to heights he could never imagine.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:12 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Olthar wrote:Azazel was pulled into a tentacle-filled hole after all.
Yeah, everyone else lost something in that fight, even if some of them lost less, but Alastor gained from it. Sure, he likely lost most of his army, but that can be replaced. The opportunity in front of him? That's a once in a lifetime chance to increase his power and authority to heights he could never imagine.
Let's be fair, he's had some crazy dreams.
.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:14 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:15 pm
Olthar wrote:You know, I'm wondering if I should add an arbitrary Fire Emblem-esque rock-paper-scissors weapon triangle in my new Dice RP. Of course, it'll need to be expanded to include things other than just swords, axes, and lances, but it could still be fun.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:16 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Olthar wrote:You know, I'm wondering if I should add an arbitrary Fire Emblem-esque rock-paper-scissors weapon triangle in my new Dice RP. Of course, it'll need to be expanded to include things other than just swords, axes, and lances, but it could still be fun.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Weapon Octagon!"
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:18 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:20 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Clint Eastwood, Sanchez and Alastor each gained massively out of this war.
Arc 3 will have interesting political dynamics.
Which we will ignore to blow shit up.
by Olthar » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:20 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Clint Eastwood, Sanchez and Alastor each gained massively out of this war.
Arc 3 will have interesting political dynamics.
Which we will ignore to blow shit up.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:26 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Also, the Middle East lost.
First of all, we reduced Cairo, arguably the Arab cultural centre, to rubble.
Second of all, Hell has far better oil than they do, so they lose a fuckload of cash because of that.
Awesome, I love screwing Muslims. They pretend to be so pious and then you nail them and they just squeal.
I'm talking about economics here.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:28 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Also, the Middle East lost.
First of all, we reduced Cairo, arguably the Arab cultural centre, to rubble.
Second of all, Hell has far better oil than they do, so they lose a fuckload of cash because of that.
Awesome, I love screwing Muslims. They pretend to be so pious and then you nail them and they just squeal.
I'm talking about economics here.
Lulz.
Hey, do I need to app for Alastor now? I figured I should get started on that if I do.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:29 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:29 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:By the way, you should put a link to OoC 4 in the OP. -Nods-
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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