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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:20 pm

Ende wrote:I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.


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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:21 pm

Ende wrote:I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:22 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

Alright. That's one vote for "awful."
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Ende
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Postby Ende » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:24 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:24 pm

Ende wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

Pierre is like Twilight to me, but you can't even make good jokes about him.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby AETEN II » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:25 pm

Ende wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

Alright Two-Face, just make sure it isn't one-sided.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:25 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien vs James.

It will happen.

Hard, I'm not joking.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:25 pm

Ende wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

I will burn that coin before it ever lands.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:26 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien vs James.

It will happen.

Hard, I'm not joking.

I don't think that's really possible. Damien is inside of a dragon that's flying over Dys while James is in Canada. Plus, it would inflate the run time of this arc, and Night really wants to end it as quickly as possible.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:26 pm

This is a serious reunion between D and his dead, somewhat neglectful father.

Which is why neither one of them will be serious at all.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Ende » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:27 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:28 pm

ITT: Soul Bullets - Dammit Nat, you ruined the tweest! D:

ITT: Pierre - Do it or you have no dick, provided you get rid of the asshat coward and make him genuinely enjoyable. If you need tips, let me know and I'll TG you some.

ITT: Damien vs James - Only if Damien and the other souls somehow get third lives. Of course, if that happens, there is someone I need to have a chat with...
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:28 pm

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:29 pm

Ende wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Olthar wrote:Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:30 pm

Olthar wrote:Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because fuck Loki.

Also, I have the one-shot all ready to go and shit, I just can't think of a fitting title where both words begin with "S".
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:30 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.

I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone. :p
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:31 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because fuck Loki.

Also, I have the one-shot all ready to go and shit, I just can't think of a fitting title where both words begin with "S".

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:31 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.

I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone. :p

Yes, but D has a lightsaber.

If you give a man a hammer and all that.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Ende
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Postby Ende » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Yes, I know you're a fundamentally better person.

You don't have to go and rub it in.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:33 pm

Ende wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Yes, I know you're a fundamentally better person.

You don't have to go and rub it in.

There's nothing "fundamental" about it.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone. :p

Yes, but D has a lightsaber.

If you give a man a hammer and all that.

Touché.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:33 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:35 pm

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.


Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:36 pm

I will note that NEI brought Damien in without my permission, but I'll roll with it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:36 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Plus, it would inflate the run time of this arc, and Night really wants to end it as quickly as possible.

I want to end this arc too.

But I'll never get this chance again.that's a lie, but not in the way you'd expect.
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