Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

[Olthar]

I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

Alright. That's one vote for "awful."

[Ende]

I am so goddamn tempted to make Pierre show up.

So goddamn tempted.

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

Pierre is like Twilight to me, but you can't even make good jokes about him.

[AETEN II]

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

Alright Two-Face, just make sure it isn't one-sided.

[Nude East Ireland]

Damien vs James.

It will happen.

Hard, I'm not joking.

[Constaniana]

I am genuinely asking you, as a friend, not to do so.

Pierre genuinely decreases my enjoyment of the RP.

You do realize that this makes me want to do it more, right?

I'll go flip a coin, I suppose.

I will burn that coin before it ever lands.

[Olthar]

Damien vs James.

It will happen.

Hard, I'm not joking.

I don't think that's really possible. Damien is inside of a dragon that's flying over Dys while James is in Canada. Plus, it would inflate the run time of this arc, and Night really wants to end it as quickly as possible.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is a serious reunion between D and his dead, somewhat neglectful father.

Which is why neither one of them will be serious at all.

[Ende]

No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

ITT: Soul Bullets - Dammit Nat, you ruined the tweest! D:

ITT: Pierre - Do it or you have no dick, provided you get rid of the asshat coward and make him genuinely enjoyable. If you need tips, let me know and I'll TG you some.

ITT: Damien vs James - Only if Damien and the other souls somehow get third lives. Of course, if that happens, there is someone I need to have a chat with...

[Olthar]

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

[Nationstatelandsville]

No, this isn't funny - this is a real, unrelenting hatred of him.

That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because fuck Loki.

Also, I have the one-shot all ready to go and shit, I just can't think of a fitting title where both words begin with "S".

[Olthar]

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.

I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone.

[Mavorpen]

Stabbing Loki? Why don't you just, like, piss on the ground or something?

Because fuck Loki.

Also, I have the one-shot all ready to go and shit, I just can't think of a fitting title where both words begin with "S".

Succulent Sausage.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Because D has the mentality of an eight-year-old.

Eight-year-olds are little troll bastards.

I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone.

Yes, but D has a lightsaber.

If you give a man a hammer and all that.

[Ende]

That's...like, why it's funny.

Also, congratulations - now you understand why I can't go a day without bitching about James.

No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Yes, I know you're a fundamentally better person.

You don't have to go and rub it in.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No, I have the self-restraint not to bitch about it constantly.

Yes, I know you're a fundamentally better person.

You don't have to go and rub it in.

There's nothing "fundamental" about it.

[Olthar]

I don't know many eight year olds, but I'd think most of them would sooner piss on the ground than stab someone.

Yes, but D has a lightsaber.

If you give a man a hammer and all that.

Touché.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is my personal canon now.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

October 31st, 2019

"Alright, I'll admit, the party was fun." Christopher admitted, standing outside of a large house. The party was still going on inside, but he was getting tired and tipsy - Not a good combination when one has to drive across the city. "Wish I could stay longer, but I gotta get home. Justin said he'd be calling tonight anyway before having to head out."

He waved his friends goodbye, got into his car, and drove off towards the apartment he and Justin shared. He took shortcuts only a University student trying not to get pulled over would know, and arrived just fifteen minutes later. He shuffled inside quietly, not wanting to disturb the other tenants of the building on his way up, got inside, and made his way into his room where he proceeded to change into sweatpants, t-shirt, and housecoat.

Sitting down at his computer and pulling on his headphones, he decided to play games and watch YouTube videos while he waited for the Skype call from the ISSR, waited as time clicked by and the date changed to November 1st.

It was for that reason alone that he didn't hear the lock being picked, the door slowly swinging open, the assassin walking lightly through the apartment and retrieving a knife from the kitchen. He didn't notice the intruder until a hand clamped itself around his mouth firmly, and the cold steel slid into his neck. Mercifully, he did not feel as the blade slowly sliced along his neck, as his head rolled off the stump and onto his keyboard to stare dead-eyed at the monster that had intruded upon his home.

The monster he, in another universe, had created.

Fuckit, here's the one-shot, hopefully you guys can come up with a good title.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I will note that NEI brought Damien in without my permission, but I'll roll with it.

[Nude East Ireland]

Plus, it would inflate the run time of this arc, and Night really wants to end it as quickly as possible.

I want to end this arc too.

But I'll never get this chance again.that's a lie, but not in the way you'd expect.