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by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:21 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:50 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:53 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Two young men, both dressed in skinny jeans and t-shirts. One with a pint of Keith's, the other a simple Screwdriver. Two similar stories with similar outcomes.
Two vastly different personalities.
"I honestly wish I could tell you more." The man with the beer told his friend, taking a sip, his voice loud enough to be heard over the roaring music of the nightclub. "But if anyone found out I told you anything about the place, or if anyone here somehow overheard, my ass would be slaughtered."
"I know, I know." The other replied, adjusting his eye glasses. "All of us just want to make sure you're safe, y'know? You're gonna be heading into an entirely unknown and very much hostile area. Who knows what could happen down there?"
The first man sighed. "I've told you guys before, I'll be fine. The Americans, Brits, Chinese, Russians, and Indians all got our backs, and DND isn't sparing a cent on making sure we have what we need to keep us safe." He tapped his booted right foot and took a long swig of beer. "This ISSR project isn't going to be like Afghanistan."
"They said that about Afghanistan too, that it wouldn't be like Bosnia or Somalia." The second man pointed out, swishing his drink around before taking a mouthful. "And all we had to deal with there were humans with shitty AK and RPG-7 knockoffs. You're going to be going face-to-face with demons wielding magic, and what intel we have comes from the headmaster of the worst Hogwarts ripoff ever, the same headmaster who couldn't protect his own students from an invasion." He gave a tug at his Hunger Games t-shirt. "His knowledge of demonic capabilities is untrustworthy at best."
"I know." The first man responded, finishing off his pint. "But I'm certain I'll be fine, and I don't want the rest of you worrying too much. You've all got other things to focus on, like school."
The second man finished his drink as well. "True. Just... Stay safe, alright, Justin?"
"I will, Chris." The first man promised. "I will."
First of a one-shot miniseries.
by Rupudska » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:54 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:54 pm
Olthar wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Two young men, both dressed in skinny jeans and t-shirts. One with a pint of Keith's, the other a simple Screwdriver. Two similar stories with similar outcomes.
Two vastly different personalities.
"I honestly wish I could tell you more." The man with the beer told his friend, taking a sip, his voice loud enough to be heard over the roaring music of the nightclub. "But if anyone found out I told you anything about the place, or if anyone here somehow overheard, my ass would be slaughtered."
"I know, I know." The other replied, adjusting his eye glasses. "All of us just want to make sure you're safe, y'know? You're gonna be heading into an entirely unknown and very much hostile area. Who knows what could happen down there?"
The first man sighed. "I've told you guys before, I'll be fine. The Americans, Brits, Chinese, Russians, and Indians all got our backs, and DND isn't sparing a cent on making sure we have what we need to keep us safe." He tapped his booted right foot and took a long swig of beer. "This ISSR project isn't going to be like Afghanistan."
"They said that about Afghanistan too, that it wouldn't be like Bosnia or Somalia." The second man pointed out, swishing his drink around before taking a mouthful. "And all we had to deal with there were humans with shitty AK and RPG-7 knockoffs. You're going to be going face-to-face with demons wielding magic, and what intel we have comes from the headmaster of the worst Hogwarts ripoff ever, the same headmaster who couldn't protect his own students from an invasion." He gave a tug at his Hunger Games t-shirt. "His knowledge of demonic capabilities is untrustworthy at best."
"I know." The first man responded, finishing off his pint. "But I'm certain I'll be fine, and I don't want the rest of you worrying too much. You've all got other things to focus on, like school."
The second man finished his drink as well. "True. Just... Stay safe, alright, Justin?"
"I will, Chris." The first man promised. "I will."
First of a one-shot miniseries.
Justin/Chris OTP.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:54 pm
Rupudska wrote:Now I don't know if I want to fight Azazel or the Dragon.
by Mavorpen » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:54 pm
Rupudska wrote:Now I don't know if I want to fight Azazel or the Dragon.
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:55 pm
Rupudska wrote:Now I don't know if I want to fight Azazel or the Dragon.
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:55 pm
by Rupudska » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:01 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:02 pm
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:04 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Name: Joe
Age (Actual): 29
Age (Appears): 29
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description): 5"9, brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin. Normally wears button-up (yet casual) shirts, jeans, and sneakers. He shaves every day, and smokes weed occasionally.
Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 2
STR - 2
DUR - 2
SPD - 1
FS - 1
Powers - 0
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): What do you think?
Personality: Joe is a hard worker when it comes to things he enjoys. He's a bit of a slacker, and doesn't do much to actively improve his position. He enjoys smoking marijuana. He has some good friends that he hangs out with after work, and has a problem with a lot of people. He enjoys long walks in the park, and video games. His favorite author is Shakespeare, and he watches Star Trek: TNG when he has some free time.
History: Joe was born in a small town in New England. He was raised to be morally responsible by his father, Bill, and his mother, Mary. He slacked in school, but got average grades. When he graduated, he travelled the world, becoming fluent in picking up women. He also found out that he liked weed during his freshman year in high school, and has been smoking it since. He found a job at Elfen High when he showed Crowley how to pick up women without hypnotizing and/or paying them. He's the theater teacher at Elfen High, because he likes acting and was always great with theater kids.
RP Sample: Up your ass.
by Mavorpen » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:04 pm
Olthar wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Name: Joe
Age (Actual): 29
Age (Appears): 29
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description): 5"9, brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin. Normally wears button-up (yet casual) shirts, jeans, and sneakers. He shaves every day, and smokes weed occasionally.
Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 2
STR - 2
DUR - 2
SPD - 1
FS - 1
Powers - 0
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): What do you think?
Personality: Joe is a hard worker when it comes to things he enjoys. He's a bit of a slacker, and doesn't do much to actively improve his position. He enjoys smoking marijuana. He has some good friends that he hangs out with after work, and has a problem with a lot of people. He enjoys long walks in the park, and video games. His favorite author is Shakespeare, and he watches Star Trek: TNG when he has some free time.
History: Joe was born in a small town in New England. He was raised to be morally responsible by his father, Bill, and his mother, Mary. He slacked in school, but got average grades. When he graduated, he travelled the world, becoming fluent in picking up women. He also found out that he liked weed during his freshman year in high school, and has been smoking it since. He found a job at Elfen High when he showed Crowley how to pick up women without hypnotizing and/or paying them. He's the theater teacher at Elfen High, because he likes acting and was always great with theater kids.
RP Sample: Up your ass.
wat?
by Rupudska » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:06 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:07 pm
Rupudska wrote:How many towers are left?
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:09 pm
Olthar wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Name: Joe
Age (Actual): 29
Age (Appears): 29
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description): 5"9, brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin. Normally wears button-up (yet casual) shirts, jeans, and sneakers. He shaves every day, and smokes weed occasionally.
Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 2
STR - 2
DUR - 2
SPD - 1
FS - 1
Powers - 0
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): What do you think?
Personality: Joe is a hard worker when it comes to things he enjoys. He's a bit of a slacker, and doesn't do much to actively improve his position. He enjoys smoking marijuana. He has some good friends that he hangs out with after work, and has a problem with a lot of people. He enjoys long walks in the park, and video games. His favorite author is Shakespeare, and he watches Star Trek: TNG when he has some free time.
History: Joe was born in a small town in New England. He was raised to be morally responsible by his father, Bill, and his mother, Mary. He slacked in school, but got average grades. When he graduated, he travelled the world, becoming fluent in picking up women. He also found out that he liked weed during his freshman year in high school, and has been smoking it since. He found a job at Elfen High when he showed Crowley how to pick up women without hypnotizing and/or paying them. He's the theater teacher at Elfen High, because he likes acting and was always great with theater kids.
RP Sample: Up your ass.
wat?
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:10 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Olthar wrote:wat?
He's New!Richard.
Well, not new Richard, but the new Richard. Er, let me explain.
Richard was a janitor that gave out words of wisdom and, in his own words, "swept shit". Now he's "Dark Lord of Almighty God", and can bend the fucking universe in half with his eyelids if he wanted to. Joe is new Richard, replacing old Richard - who is now "Richard, Immortal Killer of Universes".
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:11 pm
Olthar wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:He's New!Richard.
Well, not new Richard, but the new Richard. Er, let me explain.
Richard was a janitor that gave out words of wisdom and, in his own words, "swept shit". Now he's "Dark Lord of Almighty God", and can bend the fucking universe in half with his eyelids if he wanted to. Joe is new Richard, replacing old Richard - who is now "Richard, Immortal Killer of Universes".
Then why is he a theater teacher instead of a janitor? :/
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:12 pm
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:13 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:13 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Because Richard is still the janitor?
Also, Joe is based off of myself - in some ways more than others.
For all of the five seconds before his corpse is blown up by D.
Azazel stabbed him to death with bullshit magic and used more bullshit magic to make a dragon out of his soul.
by Nationstatelandsville » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:15 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:For all of the five seconds before his corpse is blown up by D.
Azazel stabbed him to death with bullshit magic and used more bullshit magic to make a dragon out of his soul.
Coolio.Olthar wrote:I don't think a corpse will be able to do much cleaning. In fact, it'll probably just make things dirtier.
Either way, we could make his corpse a sentient mop.
by Nude East Ireland » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:17 pm
by Constaniana » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:19 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:So, "Skyfall" is clearly what everyone is hearing as this battle continues.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:20 pm
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