Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Olthar]

I wasn't interested in dating for a long time, but now I really want a girlfriend. I think having someone in my life who actually loves me and, more importantly, shows that she loves me would really help. Unfortunately, I don't think that's really going to happen.

In all honesty, I don't think anyone would ever want to date me; I'm way too needy.

If you're needy, then I may as well be a pet.

Your toys were spiders? D:

I had actual toys too, but not enough to build a proper cast of characters. Plus the spiders were alive so my stories seemed more real.

Still, though.

Also, I wouldn't have even liked having spiders in my room. I would have cried until mom killed them.

Cool.

It was fun. Peter was my favourite. He was a dentist for zoo animals. I think I actually got him and Spider Erin married, but I can't remember.
Not that any identities were permanent. Daddy longlegs don't live that long and it would have been impossible to keep them straight anyway. Peter was whichever one I wanted to be Peter at the time.

[Individuality-ness]

Cool.

It was fun. Peter was my favourite. He was a dentist for zoo animals. I think I actually got him and Spider Erin married, but I can't remember.
Not that any identities were permanent. Daddy longlegs don't live that long and it would have been impossible to keep them straight anyway. Peter was whichever one I wanted to be Peter at the time.

Hell, I don't think anyone would ever be able to keep them straight.

Yeah, pediatrician is my plan.

Good luck to you, Indi. That seems like pretty much the perfect job for you.

Danke.

It is, but then again, for the most part, I wasn't interested in dating anyone either.

But the teddies might have been.

Most of them were in the same family anyways, it would have been incest.

[Olthar]

In all honesty, I don't think anyone would ever want to date me; I'm way too needy.

I wasn't interested in dating for a long time, but now I really want a girlfriend. I think having someone in my life who actually loves me and, more importantly, shows that she loves me would really help. Unfortunately, I don't think that's really going to happen.

I switch back and forth between wanting a boyfriend but being sure it's not going to happen and just being terrified of the whole thing.

If I was a boy, I'd be your boyfriend.

[Olthar]

But the teddies might have been.

Most of them were in the same family anyways, it would have been incest.

I think my sister and I ended up accidentally having our stuffed animals get into some incest because we couldn't totally keep the families straight.

[Individuality-ness]

Most of them were in the same family anyways, it would have been incest.

I think my sister and I ended up accidentally having our stuffed animals get into some incest because we couldn't totally keep the families straight.

And obviously, we wouldn't want incest.

[Individuality-ness]

In all honesty, I don't think anyone would ever want to date me; I'm way too needy.

I wasn't interested in dating for a long time, but now I really want a girlfriend. I think having someone in my life who actually loves me and, more importantly, shows that she loves me would really help. Unfortunately, I don't think that's really going to happen.

I switch back and forth between wanting a boyfriend but being sure it's not going to happen and just being terrified of the whole thing.

My current train of thought is that I don't deserve one, even if I did want one. So...

In all honesty, I don't think anyone would ever want to date me; I'm way too needy.

If you're needy, then I may as well be a pet.

If anything, I'm just really, really, really horrible in regards to needs and boundaries and stuff.

[Erinkita]

Your childhood self had more guts and creativity than mine.

Not necessarily. If they had been ants, I would have been standing on furniture and whimpering.
What was li'l Agri like?

I had actual toys too, but not enough to build a proper cast of characters. Plus the spiders were alive so my stories seemed more real.

Still, though.

Also, I wouldn't have even liked having spiders in my room. I would have cried until mom killed them.

D'awwww. You just keept getting cuter.

It was fun. Peter was my favourite. He was a dentist for zoo animals. I think I actually got him and Spider Erin married, but I can't remember.
Not that any identities were permanent. Daddy longlegs don't live that long and it would have been impossible to keep them straight anyway. Peter was whichever one I wanted to be Peter at the time.

Hell, I don't think anyone would ever be able to keep them straight.

If arachnids have a flaw, it's that one is pretty much the same as another.

Good luck to you, Indi. That seems like pretty much the perfect job for you.

Danke.

But the teddies might have been.

Most of them were in the same family anyways, it would have been incest.

Sounds like a chance for more drama.

I switch back and forth between wanting a boyfriend but being sure it's not going to happen and just being terrified of the whole thing.

If I was a boy, I'd be your boyfriend.

If I was in any way emotionally equipped for it, I'd ben your girlfriend.

[Olthar]

I switch back and forth between wanting a boyfriend but being sure it's not going to happen and just being terrified of the whole thing.

My current train of thought is that I don't deserve one, even if I did want one. So...

You totally deserve one, and I'd be your boyfriend, too.

If you're needy, then I may as well be a pet.

If anything, I'm just really, really, really horrible in regards to needs and boundaries and stuff.

I'm surely worse. I've got so much emotional baggage that I'd pretty much just dump at the feet of whoever comes along. I'm sure I'd drive off every girl who came near me, if they even came near me at all.

[AETEN II]

>.>

My Star Wars action figures participated in drawn-out, bloody, campaigns of genocide. My parents didn't let me watch anything violent when I was little. Unknown to them, in my imagination there was blood and gore everywhere. It was worse with my LEGOs. Decapitation, limb-loss, and bisection was common. And endless wars of genocide were a fact of life for my LEGOs.

The womb. That's when I got tweaked.

[Individuality-ness]

Hell, I don't think anyone would ever be able to keep them straight.

If arachnids have a flaw, it's that one is pretty much the same as another.

The same could be said of almost any bug really.

Most of them were in the same family anyways, it would have been incest.

Sounds like a chance for more drama.

Shh, we didn't want to make incest babies because we didn't have enough toys and also not biologically sound.

[Olthar]

Your childhood self had more guts and creativity than mine.

Not necessarily. If they had been ants, I would have been standing on furniture and whimpering.
What was li'l Agri like?

I'd have been fine with ants. Well, not fine, but i wouldn't freak out over them.

Still, though.

Also, I wouldn't have even liked having spiders in my room. I would have cried until mom killed them.

D'awwww. You just keept getting cuter.

Thanks.

Hell, I don't think anyone would ever be able to keep them straight.

If arachnids have a flaw, it's that one is pretty much the same as another.

I would go with "terrifying as fuck," but I guess that works, too.

If I was a boy, I'd be your boyfriend.

If I was in any way emotionally equipped for it, I'd ben your girlfriend.

[Olthar]

>.>

My Star Wars action figures participated in drawn-out, bloody, campaigns of genocide. My parents didn't let me watch anything violent when I was little. Unknown to them, in my imagination there was blood and gore everywhere. It was worse with my LEGOs. Decapitation, limb-loss, and bisection was common. And endless wars of genocide were a fact of life for my LEGOs.

The womb. That's when I got tweaked.

[Individuality-ness]

My current train of thought is that I don't deserve one, even if I did want one. So...

You totally deserve one, and I'd be your boyfriend, too.

I hate being depressed, it sucks balls.

If anything, I'm just really, really, really horrible in regards to needs and boundaries and stuff.

I'm surely worse. I've got so much emotional baggage that I'd pretty much just dump at the feet of whoever comes along. I'm sure I'd drive off every girl who came near me, if they even came near me at all.

I honestly don't want to get into the contest on "who has it worse when it comes to baggage" because that's just not something we should strive to win. That said, part of me thinks that I scare people off because of the mood swings.

[Olthar]

You totally deserve one, and I'd be your boyfriend, too.

I hate being depressed, it sucks balls.

Story of my life.

I'm surely worse. I've got so much emotional baggage that I'd pretty much just dump at the feet of whoever comes along. I'm sure I'd drive off every girl who came near me, if they even came near me at all.

I honestly don't want to get into the contest on "who has it worse when it comes to baggage" because that's just not something we should strive to win.

Touché.

That said, part of me thinks that I scare people off because of the mood swings.

Maybe. I wouldn't mind, though. I have my own mood swings, anyways.

[AETEN II]

Don't feel bad Olthar. My floor was subject to action and violence greater than any Bay film. Twas awesome.

Also, I remain single because the females in my school is not interesting.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

*HUGS EVERYBODY*

You're all great people who deserve the best, and if I knew any of you outside of the Internet I would be telling all of you that every day.

[Individuality-ness]

I hate being depressed, it sucks balls.

Story of my life.

Yep.

I honestly don't want to get into the contest on "who has it worse when it comes to baggage" because that's just not something we should strive to win.

Touché.

Yeah... either way, I don't think that's really winnable, not that we should seek to win it anyways, it just will suck more.

That said, part of me thinks that I scare people off because of the mood swings.

Maybe. I wouldn't mind, though. I have my own mood swings, anyways.

Yeah, we all do.

Lack of self worth and feeling as if the person on the other end is exasperated with me doesn't help.

[Olthar]

*HUGS EVERYBODY*

You're all great people who deserve the best, and if I knew any of you outside of the Internet I would be telling all of you that every day.

Maybe. I wouldn't mind, though. I have my own mood swings, anyways.

Yeah, we all do.

Lack of self worth and feeling as if the person on the other end is exasperated with me doesn't help.

It rarely does.

[Erinkita]

>.>

My Star Wars action figures participated in drawn-out, bloody, campaigns of genocide. My parents didn't let me watch anything violent when I was little. Unknown to them, in my imagination there was blood and gore everywhere. It was worse with my LEGOs. Decapitation, limb-loss, and bisection was common. And endless wars of genocide were a fact of life for my LEGOs.

The womb. That's when I got tweaked.

From such LEGO carnage do LEGO heroes emerge.

If arachnids have a flaw, it's that one is pretty much the same as another.

The same could be said of almost any bug really.

Except weevils. High individual creatures, the weevils.

Sounds like a chance for more drama.

Shh, we didn't want to make incest babies because we didn't have enough toys and also not biologically sound.

House Targaryen: cuddly edition.

Not necessarily. If they had been ants, I would have been standing on furniture and whimpering.
What was li'l Agri like?

I'd have been fine with ants. Well, not fine, but i wouldn't freak out over them.

There was this one time a lot of them bit me while I was sleeping. I still don't like them.

D'awwww. You just keept getting cuter.

Thanks.

If arachnids have a flaw, it's that one is pretty much the same as another.

I would go with "terrifying as fuck," but I guess that works, too.

This is a huntsman spider. They're common in Australia. They often come into people's houses. Nobody is afraid of them because a) they're harmless and b) they're everywhere.

*HUGS EVERYBODY*

You're all great people who deserve the best, and if I knew any of you outside of the Internet I would be telling all of you that every day.

Thank you, Hard.

[Olthar]

I'd have been fine with ants. Well, not fine, but i wouldn't freak out over them.

There was this one time a lot of them bit me while I was sleeping. I still don't like them.

D':

Thanks.


I would go with "terrifying as fuck," but I guess that works, too.

This is a huntsman spider. They're common in Australia. They often come into people's houses. Nobody is afraid of them because a) they're harmless and b) they're everywhere.

*never stops screaming*

Why did you show me that? D':

[Erinkita]

There was this one time a lot of them bit me while I was sleeping. I still don't like them.

D':

This is a huntsman spider. They're common in Australia. They often come into people's houses. Nobody is afraid of them because a) they're harmless and b) they're everywhere.

*never stops screaming*

Why did you show me that? D':

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
They're not scary, honest. You just put a bowl over it, slide a piece of paper underneath, and let it loose outside.

[Olthar]

D':


*never stops screaming*

Why did you show me that? D':

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
They're not scary, honest. You just put a bowl over it, slide a piece of paper underneath, and let it loose outside.

If one one those got into my house, I would burn down the entire neighborhood! D:

[Individuality-ness]

*HUGS EVERYBODY*

You're all great people who deserve the best, and if I knew any of you outside of the Internet I would be telling all of you that every day.

Yeah, we all do.

Lack of self worth and feeling as if the person on the other end is exasperated with me doesn't help.

It rarely does.

The same could be said of almost any bug really.

Except weevils. High individual creatures, the weevils.

I'll take your word for it. *nod*

Shh, we didn't want to make incest babies because we didn't have enough toys and also not biologically sound.

House Targaryen: cuddly edition.

Touche.

I would go with "terrifying as fuck," but I guess that works, too.

This is a huntsman spider. They're common in Australia. They often come into people's houses. Nobody is afraid of them because a) they're harmless and b) they're everywhere.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Erinkita]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
They're not scary, honest. You just put a bowl over it, slide a piece of paper underneath, and let it loose outside.

If one one those got into my house, I would burn down the entire neighborhood! D:

I'm sorry I upset you.

*crawls into shame-hole*

[Olthar]

If one one those got into my house, I would burn down the entire neighborhood! D:

I'm sorry I upset you.

*crawls into shame-hole*

You don't need to crawl into a hole. I'll be fine.