Personification Life - IC Part VI [open]

[Giovenith]

"It's my money bitches, all mine!!" Giovenith rolled in the huge pile of green US dollar bills. Her beaver sat nearby, looking like he had no idea what was going on.

[The BranRiech]

Torii chuckled.

"Oh-ho-hokay then!"

...

"The name is Dimitrus Alexandrovna. I'm with the East Torsiedellie Peoples Army."

"W-Who's that voice I hear?" Brandi cowered into a corner, hearing Dimitrus from there. "Damn, can't let her see me like this."

Brandi shot herself with the TF gun, returning to his normal, human self.

[Tiltjuice]

"The name is Dimitrus Alexandrovna. I'm with the East Torsiedellie Peoples Army."

"Say the good word, Dimitrus Alexandrovna, and come join us!" Dora held out a freshly opened beer.

Naomi laughed and scratched his ears. "You're the best bunny!"

MB twirled an ear happily and handed her the croquet mallet.

[Zarkanians]

Herean glanced out a window, somewhat disturbed by the fact that the library, the blood-soaked lair of a Blood Daemon, was now somehow more normal-looking than... Whatever it was that was going on outside.
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Snowskeeper, miraculously, was completely asleep. Seriously, it was like he was stealing Herean's sleeping pills or something.

[Cerillium]

"Oh, hey, Torii." Brandi pulled her hood over more, the light seemed blinding. "I'm sort of a vampire now . . ."

"VAMPIRE?"

"KILL IT!"

Twenty of War's cultists stood up from the Jenga pile. They began to run towards Bran.

"AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHH"

[Torsiedelle-Sturmovosk]

Torii seemed indifferent.

"I wonder what Dimitrus is doing here..."

....

Dimitrus gently turned down the offer.

"Why no thank you. I have business to attend to right now. So, do you know where Lieutenant Dimitrov is?"

[Bone Fort]

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"VAMPIRE?"

"KILL IT!"

Twenty of War's cultists stood up from the Jenga pile. They began to run towards Bran.

"AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHH"

They were joined in the charge by the leprechauns.

[The BranRiech]

"VAMPIRE?"

"KILL IT!"

Twenty of War's cultists stood up from the Jenga pile. They began to run towards Bran.

"AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHH"

Now back to normal but not entirely convinced that they wouldn't stop, Bran charged off to the roof. He shot one of the cultists into a Vampire and hoped that that would do it.

"Torii! Follow me!"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"It's my money bitches, all mine!!" Giovenith rolled in the huge pile of green US dollar bills. Her beaver sat nearby, looking like he had no idea what was going on.

The little Raptor chicks came over and sniffed the cash. The liked the smell...so they tried to eat Gio's money.

[Torsiedelle-Sturmovosk]

"VAMPIRE?"

"KILL IT!"

Twenty of War's cultists stood up from the Jenga pile. They began to run towards Bran.

"AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHH"

Now back to normal but not entirely convinced that they wouldn't stop, Bran charged off to the roof. He shot one of the cultists into a Vampire and hoped that that would do it.

"Torii! Follow me!"

Torii quickly followed Ban up the roof, laughing.

[Cerillium]

Now back to normal but not entirely convinced that they wouldn't stop, Bran charged off to the roof. He shot one of the cultists into a Vampire and hoped that that would do it.

"Torii! Follow me!"

Two cultists hung back to eat their companion. The rest continued to chase Bran.

[The BranRiech]

Two cultists hung back to eat their companion. The rest continued to chase Bran.

Some chase-music started to play out of nowhere as Bran was backed to the ledge of the roof. "Hey, you guys like Vampires right?" He asked, taking on the accent of that guy from the sham-wow commercial. "They taste good?"

[Giovenith]

"It's my money bitches, all mine!!" Giovenith rolled in the huge pile of green US dollar bills. Her beaver sat nearby, looking like he had no idea what was going on.

The little Raptor chicks came over and sniffed the cash. The liked the smell...so they tried to eat Gio's money.

"NOOOOO!" she quickly picked one up to keep him away from the money, and looked frantically between the other two. "Hey, stop, no! Get your own one hit wonder!"

[Swith Witherward]

A group of Lust's cultists were sitting in the hangar playing cards. They listened to the sounds outside.

"Did ol' Hans say Vampire?"

"That he did, lad."

"Well, can't have none of that. This is a respectable gathering and all."

They set down their cards and stood up.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

The little Raptor chicks came over and sniffed the cash. The liked the smell...so they tried to eat Gio's money.

"NOOOOO!" she quickly picked one up to keep him away from the money, and looked frantically between the other two. "Hey, stop, no! Get your own one hit wonder!"

They couldn't eat it, so the ended up dripping saliva on Gio's cash as they chewed it. As soon as Gio picked up one of the chicks (this one was Robert). The ground vibrated as Scarface approached from behind in Big Daddy diving suit.

[Giovenith]

"NOOOOO!" she quickly picked one up to keep him away from the money, and looked frantically between the other two. "Hey, stop, no! Get your own one hit wonder!"

They couldn't eat it, so the ended up dripping saliva on Gio's cash as they chewed it. As soon as Gio picked up one of the chicks (this one was Robert). The ground vibrated as Scarface approached from behind in Big Daddy diving suit.

"... Uhhhhh," she carefully set it down and patted it's head, "Wonderful chick!" and quickly backed up.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

They couldn't eat it, so the ended up dripping saliva on Gio's cash as they chewed it. As soon as Gio picked up one of the chicks (this one was Robert). The ground vibrated as Scarface approached from behind in Big Daddy diving suit.

"... Uhhhhh," she carefully set it down and patted it's head, "Wonderful chick!" and quickly backed up.

Scarface said something, but it was muffled by his helmet. Although one could hear his deep tone. The chicks flocked to him as he picked them up and put them on his shoulder. The chicks chirped with delight.

[Cerillium]

Some chase-music started to play out of nowhere as Bran was backed to the ledge of the roof. "Hey, you guys like Vampires right?" He asked, taking on the accent of that guy from the sham-wow commercial. "They taste good?"

"What's he talking about?" a skinny cultist muttered.

His companion shrugged. "Dunno. Let's do this."

They moved faster than a blink. Bran found himself on the gritty roof surface. The cultists smacked him with raw cuts of beef until he squealed like a girl.

"Properly steaked," the skinny cultist said. The rest moved to the hangar.

[The BranRiech]

"What's he talking about?" a skinny cultist muttered.

His companion shrugged. "Dunno. Let's do this."

They moved faster than a blink. Bran found himself on the gritty roof surface. The cultists smacked him with raw cuts of beef until he squealed like a girl.

"Properly steaked," the skinny cultist said. The rest moved to the hangar.

"Ack, those things might have E. Coli or something!" Bran whined as a Branriech military helicopter rose to greet them. Instead of the intimidating drab of most military choppers, this one was painted a bright pink in honor of some drunk civilians who decided to have some fun.

"Back away from the admiral. Now!" The chopper fired its guns, only to find the bullets replaced with gumdrops. The copilot started to laugh over the intercom.

[Swith Witherward]

Monique blinked awake and looked at Fortu. "Oh, that was FUN! Next time... let's nab the Great Wall!"

"Well, I'm sure they won't notice another piece gone." Fortu joked and realized his clothes weren't nearby.

Monique climbed down and looked around. "Handsome, where did we leave our clothing?"

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[Torsiedelle-Sturmovosk]

"What's he talking about?" a skinny cultist muttered.

His companion shrugged. "Dunno. Let's do this."

They moved faster than a blink. Bran found himself on the gritty roof surface. The cultists smacked him with raw cuts of beef until he squealed like a girl.

"Properly steaked," the skinny cultist said. The rest moved to the hangar.

"Ack, those things might have E. Coli or something!" Bran whined as a Branriech military helicopter rose to greet them. Instead of the intimidating drab of most military choppers, this one was painted a bright pink in honor of some drunk civilians who decided to have some fun.

"Back away from the admiral. Now!" The chopper fired its guns, only to find the bullets replaced with gumdrops. The copilot started to laugh over the intercom.

Torii laughed beside Bran, holding out a hand to help him up.

"That was weird. What's going on here?"

[Giovenith]

"... Uhhhhh," she carefully set it down and patted it's head, "Wonderful chick!" and quickly backed up.

Scarface said something, but it was muffled by his helmet. Although one could hear his deep tone. The chicks flocked to him as he picked them up and put them on his shoulder. The chicks chirped with delight.

"... Awww," she couldn't help it. "How sweet!"

[Bone Fort]

A Malice cultist hefted a rocket launcher and fired upon the Branreich helicopter... the rocket didn't exploded, but it did lodge itself deep into the side, causing it to spin out of control and crash.

[Swith Witherward]

Torii laughed beside Bran, holding out a hand to help him up.

"That was weird. What's going on here?"

A man dressed in an odd leather outfit approached Torii. He took her into his arms, tipped her back and kissed her. Four of his companions hurled themselves onto Bran while she was distracted. There was a scuffle, and they emerged with his pants. "AHA!" one of them shouted. He raced across the roof with the pants held high and then jumped off the other side. The rest returned to the hangar and cracked open a new keg for their friends. The man kissing Torri set her upright again and walked away.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Well, I'm sure they won't notice another piece gone." Fortu joked and realized his clothes weren't nearby.

Monique climbed down and looked around. "Handsome, where did we leave our clothing?"

"...I can't remember...Somewhere with a Sphinx....I think." Fortu answered unsure and made a toga out of one of the sheets. He jumped down with another sheet for Monique.