by Hrania » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:29 pm
by TaQud » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:30 pm
by Oshawottistan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:31 pm
by Cannot think of a name » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:38 pm
by Thafoo » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:42 pm
Cannot think of a name wrote:On a Tuesday during a full moon, go to a clearing carrying three fabrics. One red, one blue, and one chartreuse. I cannot stress this enough, the third one must be chartreuse.
Now. Lay naked face up on the material with your feet facing east. Taking your left hand, make a circle over your forehead and make the following chant:
"Flag-istan, Flag-istan Flag-istan. Dilly dilly petunia. I need a flag-istan for my nation-istan."
Then, if you're pure of heart, a mod will descend upon you and pin a flag to your butt.
Or, the real answers that have already been given.
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