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by Olthar » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:18 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:19 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:23 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm going to make a post in the IC soon, after I've answered a few TGs.
I will make sure this ends before the end of the month and I can hopefully get an Arc 3 IC up before then. The first half of March will be me being virtually nonexistent because I'll be in India and I'll need to
a. Meet old friends/family
b. Finalise some legal documents
c. Attend gun training again
d. Go on pilgrimage
And so on and so forth.
by Constaniana » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm going to make a post in the IC soon, after I've answered a few TGs.
I will make sure this ends before the end of the month and I can hopefully get an Arc 3 IC up before then. The first half of March will be me being virtually nonexistent because I'll be in India and I'll need to
a. Meet old friends/family
b. Finalise some legal documents
c. Attend gun training again
d. Go on pilgrimage
And so on and so forth.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:26 pm
Erinkita wrote:Name: Gaonaga
Age (Actual): Old
Age (Appears): In human form, mid 50s
Race: Mystically enchanted genetic mutant Rakkan lizard
Appearance: True Form
Human Form
Powergrid/Powers: Coming once the system is implemented
Weaknesses: He has no superhuman abilities in human form, and he can only assume his true form in areas large enough to accommodate him
Personality: Gaonaga has a proud, almost aristocratic bearing. He disdains things he considers frivolous, but any fun he considers worth having, he has to the fullest extent. He's a creature of big emotions. His happiness is the most jubilant joy possible. His sadness is the deepest, blackest sorrow. And his anger is fucking terrifying. He is a strange combination of loyal and treacherous, in that he is stalwart in his support of his allies, but an ally today can be an enemy tomorrow. Circumstances change, as do his moods. Another strange duality in Gaonaga's personality is his supreme self-confidence combined with his need to prove himself to others. He has no doubt that he is a great and terrible creature to behold, but it's important that everyone else knows that too. He's a very wordy monster, delighting both in language itself and in the sound of his own voice. But his true passion is combat. He will never pass up the opportunity for a good fight, although his size sometimes makes it logistically difficult.
History: The planet Rakkan is home to a non-sentient reptilian species which possesses virtual immortality. The people of Rakkan performed genetic experiments on these reptiles, trying to figure out the secret of their longevity and replicate it in other species, namely themselves. Gaonaga was one of the subjects of these experiments. The Rakkan scientists tinkering with his DNA and subjecting him to mutagenic radiation eventually resulted in him growing to an enormous size. After years of fruitless experimentation, Rakkan was chosen as the refuge for the Egyptian god Sobek, fleeing the destruction of his pantheon. The True Fae tracked him there, and the resulting magical battle happened to pass through the laboratory where Gaonaga was kept. The mutant lizard accidentally absorbed some of the essence of the dying Sobek, making him grow even stronger and granting him sentience. After a good rampage, the newly intelligent monster attempted to follow the True Fae back through their portal to wherever they came from, but the jettisoned him halfway and he ended up stranded in space. Thanks to the powers of Sobek, Gaonaga didn't need to breathe, so he was able to survive centuries and centuries of aimless drifting until at last he came to Earth. Specifically, 17th century Japan. Humanity's response to him was a combination of reverence and terror. Their warriors styles their armour to resemble him in deference to his might, but many attempts were made to destroy him too. Gaonaga, for his part, enjoyed the attention the humans gave him and made certain to instil a healthy fear in them with some well-placed rampages. Though fun, this quickly got boring. But as the 20th century began, other giant monsters started showing up. Slowly at first, but by the 1960s there were more than twenty of them. Whether their origins were mystical, extraterrestrial, or rooted in human sciences, these creatures spent their time rampaging around the Earth (mainly Japan for some reason) and beating the shit out of each other. This was the best time in Gaonaga's life. The battles he fought with and against his fellow giants were what he lived for. And then in 1990, he returned to space in pursuit of his evil duplicate SpaceGaonaga (don't ask). Accidentally getting sucked into a wormhole, it has taken him until 2030 to find his way back. Although the world he returns to is not the same as the one he left... (dramatic)
RP Sample: C'mon, you know me
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:29 pm
Olthar wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm going to make a post in the IC soon, after I've answered a few TGs.
I will make sure this ends before the end of the month and I can hopefully get an Arc 3 IC up before then. The first half of March will be me being virtually nonexistent because I'll be in India and I'll need to
a. Meet old friends/family
b. Finalise some legal documents
c. Attend gun training again
d. Go on pilgrimage
And so on and so forth.
Gun training?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:31 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:32 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:39 pm
by AETEN II » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:45 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:48 pm
AETEN II wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I occasionally kept a handgun while I lived in India before. I need to renew that license and practice use of it again.
Originally I wouldn't have bothered, but now I have a family to look after and my own body is weakening a bit.
What's the gun? We must know what Nightkill uses for self defense for advertisements.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by AETEN II » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:49 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:51 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:52 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:58 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anyway, we're stopping the gun discussion there because I really do not want a potential gun debate to start here as well. I get enough of them in NSG.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:05 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:07 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anyway, we're stopping the gun discussion there because I really do not want a potential gun debate to start here as well. I get enough of them in NSG.
Speaking of, they're currently have a vitriolic debate about hair color in school uniforms.
I think I'm siding with Azazel on this whole "kill humanity" thing.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:09 pm
Ende wrote:Mavorpen wrote:So this is happening.
Is this relevant at all to this topic in any way at all whatsoever?
Cut it with the spam.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:11 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel like this battle between Jamie and the Ende-controlled plant is just going to become a stupid dickfight, so I'm ending that now.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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