Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Constaniana]

Dunefiend is responsible for all these things.

Balderdash. I don't believe you for one second.

How in the world would Dunefield cause a bear to shit in the woods? Seriously, now.

He'd scare the crap out of one of them, that's how.

[Ende]

"- in other words, for Hard's sake, it was an MP5K and it made the most satisfying gun noises."

That was the best thing I've seen today.

[Nude East Ireland]

Anton and Aleister make a really good duo - they're nearly equivalent in power and Anton's Mr. Rogers-esque (in my mind, anyhow) personality calms Aleister down considerably.

I like it, too. They're a lot like brothers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Anton and Aleister make a really good duo - they're nearly equivalent in power and Anton's Mr. Rogers-esque (in my mind, anyhow) personality calms Aleister down considerably.

I like it, too. They're a lot like brothers.

While Aleister will spend his time literally swimming in cocaine, Anton would rather wear sweaters and sit by fireplaces.

The idea of a mild-mannered and benevolent man is rather unique, as far as Elfen High goes.

[Ranbo]

So...

What exactly is happening?

The bus Kane was in got attacked by the sexy demoness Lust, but that fight's over. Eldliam's still around there if you want Kane to talk to him.

Alright. Unfortunately, I'm being dragged to some seminar.

I'll post tomorrow. I hate to invoke this, but I'll swear on my life I will, for once. At least then, I'll be off on vacation.

[Nude East Ireland]

I like it, too. They're a lot like brothers.

While Aleister will spend his time literally swimming in cocaine, Anton would rather wear sweaters and sit by fireplaces.

The idea of a mild-mannered and benevolent man is rather unique, as far as Elfen High goes.

Which is why I created him.

Tim is kind of like a magic-oriented D, as opposed to science-oriented D.

[AETEN II]

"- in other words, for Hard's sake, it was an MP5K and it made the most satisfying gun noises."

That was the best thing I've seen today.

Just to troll Hard, Septimus will rape reality and make all the clips for everyone's gun a pocket dimension with an infinite supply of ammo in it, thus allowing everyone to endlessly fire their weapons without reloading.

So the RP will be purposely be turned into COMMANDO during gunfights for uber Hollywood 'realism'.

[Ende]

"- in other words, for Hard's sake, it was an MP5K and it made the most satisfying gun noises."

That was the best thing I've seen today.

Just to troll Hard, Septimus will rape reality and make all the clips for everyone's gun a pocket dimension with an infinite supply of ammo in it, thus allowing everyone to endlessly fire their weapons without reloading.

So the RP will be purposely be turned into COMMANDO during gunfights for uber Hollywood 'realism'.

Yes.

An in-canon reason for infinite ammunition. I love it.

[Ranbo]

For extra irony factor, I'd like to just add that the seminar in question is on none other than...Internet Safety.

Yeah.

[Individuality-ness]

For extra irony factor, I'd like to just add that the seminar in question is on none other than...Internet Safety.

Yeah.

Nice. *nod*

[Olthar]

For extra irony factor, I'd like to just add that the seminar in question is on none other than...Internet Safety.

Yeah.

Poor bastard.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Name: Franklin Damien "D" Jameson
Age (Actual): 11 years
Age (Appears): 18 years
Race: Nearly-Soulless Human/Jameson Hybrid (the best-selling band in human history)
Appearance:

Powergrid/Powers: INT 10
STR 2
SPD 2
DUR 2
FS 3
CHR 1

Lv. 4 Spectral Projection - Can separate his tenuously-bound soul from his body and let it drift around for a bit, like a ghost. Must return within 12 hours or become severed forever.

Lv. 4 Regeneration - Obvious.

History: Lewis Jameson and Megan Kelly's son, won back after dying twice due to a deal with Set. As such, he is a makeshift kind of human, one who aged eight years in four weeks. He has since taken on a more normal rate of aging, but has developed some other physical defects over the years - he must use eye drops to hydrate his eyes, has bicuspid stenosis that leads to a noticeable heart murmur and resultant Heyde's syndrome, spontaneous and intense migraines, an immune system that can be described as "no", and has the most miserable case of insomnia. In fact, it seems as though D's own body is rejecting his soul and is doing its best to destroy him.

As far D is concerned, all of these problems can be solved with coffee.

D is, to be perfectly blunt, one of the smartest human beings to have ever lived. He is well aware of this and would like you to be, too. Ever since he was born and taught by Minh (once described by D as "the most Asian man to ever live"), he's been inventing crazy shit. In his growing maturity, he has moved onto more sophisticated and subtle creations than exploding elements, but he still has quite the flair for dramatic.

D is, technically speaking, the Vice President of Taka-Jameson Incorporated, the most (second most, depending on who you ask) eminent magitech corporation in the world, which operates jointly from the corporate offices (Daisuke's room) in Elfen High and several laboratories and factories scattered throughout southern Africa, most prominently Lesotho. In practice, D spends most of his time working on nearly-unmarketable projects and occasionally churning out the next big thing by sheer accident. D's personal lab functions separately from the main body of Taka-Jameson Inc., staffed by D himself and a horde of regretful interns who have not seen the light of day in months.

D rarely leaves his labs and associates with very few. Some of the students are convinced he's merely a legend. These are not the same students who occasionally wake up with inexplicable new limbs as a result of a lingering particle acceleration explosion from a decade ago.
RP Sample: Fuck no.

[Nude East Ireland]

Tim/D OTP.

I'm calling it now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Tim/D OTP.

I'm calling it now.

"WATSON! BRING ME THE NEUTROMETRON!"

"...What?"

"It's a hammer, but better."

[Olthar]

Why does D only have an intelligence of 5?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why does D only have an intelligence of 5?

I did D's intelligence using a different scale, back when 5 two steps down from "Dr. Manhatten".

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why does D only have an intelligence of 5?

I did D's intelligence using a different scale, back when 5 two steps down from "Dr. Manhatten".

Bumped it up to 10, so that he can scream "SCIENCE!" unironically.

[Olthar]

Why does D only have an intelligence of 5?

I did D's intelligence using a different scale, back when 5 two steps down from "Dr. Manhatten".

Even in the old scale that went up to 7, a five is really nowhere near "... one of the smartest human beings to have ever lived."

[Nationstatelandsville]

I did D's intelligence using a different scale, back when 5 two steps down from "Dr. Manhattan".

Even in the old scale that went up to 7, a five is really no where near "... one of the smartest human beings to have ever lived."

It was smarter than most of the PC's. It's snowballed since.

D was never originally meant to be smart. Night suggested it and I went with it, because why not?

[AETEN II]

I did D's intelligence using a different scale, back when 5 two steps down from "Dr. Manhatten".

Even in the old scale that went up to 7, a five is really nowhere near "... one of the smartest human beings to have ever lived."

That's Septimus and Crowley. Five is probably Hawkings level smart. He understands space-time, can make laser guns, but Crowley and Septimus are running multiple scenarios in their head at once and are biological supercomputers. Probably why all the magicians and warlocks of old are so damned intelligent- they need to be 'cause magic is complicated and vaporizing yourself sucks.

[Erinkita]

What year is Arc 3 set in?

[Olthar]

Even in the old scale that went up to 7, a five is really no where near "... one of the smartest human beings to have ever lived."

It was smarter than most of the PC's. It's snowballed since.

D was never originally meant to be smart. Night suggested it and I went with it, because why not?

Actually, high intelligence was incredibly common with the PCs. Last time I bothered with the stat sheet, there were three characters with an intelligence of five and ten above it. Seriously, there were seven characters with maxed-out INT. :/

[Olthar]

What year is Arc 3 set in?

2030.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What year is Arc 3 set in?

2030.

It was smarter than most of the PC's. It's snowballed since.

D was never originally meant to be smart. Night suggested it and I went with it, because why not?

Actually, high intelligence was incredibly common with the PCs. Last time I bothered with the stat sheet, there were three characters with an intelligence of five and ten above it. Seriously, there were seven characters with maxed-out INT. :/

(shrug)

They rarely show it, so I assumed otherwise.

[Erinkita]

Thanks.