Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm also pretty sure that Bowser can't swim. I'm sure that'll help immensely.

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

-Suddenly a wild Garangan appears-

"...Oh look, a koopa."

"...Fuck you."

[Individuality-ness]

*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

[Nationstatelandsville]

*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

Mission?

Doomed?

Probably, but not because of this. Patience, my friends.

[Olthar]

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

The Mushroom Kingdom eventually became Heavensgate. *nods*

[Individuality-ness]

*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

Mission?

Doomed?

Probably, but not because of this. Patience, my friends.

It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mission?

Doomed?

Probably, but not because of this. Patience, my friends.

It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

It can always get worse.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

It can always get worse.

And it always will, even when it doesn't make sense.

[Olthar]

It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

It can always get worse.

You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

[Nationstatelandsville]

It can always get worse.

You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

Dear God, no. He has standards.

[Individuality-ness]

You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

*Azazel shoots down members of a large rebellion* "Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhhhhh..."

*shudders*

[Olthar]

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

Dear God, no. He has standards.

Reminds me of this.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Admittedly I had utterly forgotten about Calliel and Ivy until just now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

While Night's writing is affected by music, mine is by NBC sitcoms. It's bizarre, yes, and usually only has minor impact.

After watching 30 Rock's finale and see The Office jump the shark (again), I feel slightly off and probably won't post anything good.

Just a heads up.

Admittedly I had utterly forgotten about Calliel and Ivy until just now.

So did I.

Shit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm feeling very tired and sick so I'm going to go sleep now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm feeling very tired and sick so I'm going to go sleep now.

Feel better soon.

Or don't. I'm not your mother.

Don't die.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm feeling very tired and sick so I'm going to go sleep now.

Feel better soon.

Or don't. I'm not your mother.

Don't die.

I don't particularly have plans for that at the moment and neither does Death.

Death is too afraid.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

[Nationstatelandsville]

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

Night. This is canon.

If it isn't, I'm going fucking French Revolution on this place.

[Olthar]

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

[Ende]

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

That's pretty good. There are a few things that could be a bit better.

Mind if I gave it a shot?

[Individuality-ness]

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

That's pretty good. There are a few things that could be a bit better.

Mind if I gave it a shot?

Er, sure, I guess.