Saintland Press
The Saintland Press is a news agency which produces the national and international news stories that appear in newspapers in the Kingdom of Saintland. It was founded in 1822 by King Josephus X, who is widely considered to be Saintland's greatest King. The Saintland Press is part of the King's Government and provides the Kingdom's perspective on the news. The SP's news is generally true, but is written from a perspective that is unapologetically pro-Church of Saintland and pro-King's Government. The SP will sometimes not report on news that would reflect poorly on Saintland's institutions, but those instances are rare because its usually possible to make the institutions look good. When reporting on economic issues, the SP, like the Kingdom of Saintland favors a 3rd way between capitalism and socialism, both of which are considered Godless and immoral. Internationally, the SP is pro-monarchist and supports efforts to promote morality.
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Sanctustube to begin offering site in foreign languages
(SP) Popular tube web site Sanctustube.pop.sanctvs will soon begin offering their web site in languages other than Latin. The move is widely seen as a way to expand the site's market share internationally and is the boldest move yet by an Internet business to profit off of Saintland's complete lack of idea monopoly laws. "We hope to become the most popular tube web site, not just in Saintland, but also in every foreign nation. The decision to become the first Saintland-based Internet business to offer non-Latin versions of our site was an easy one to make. Most foreign nations have something they call 'copyright,' which grants a privileged few a monopoly over ideas. According to our market research, many foreigners want to watch television programs and movies that aren't available where they live and many other foreigners want to watch television programs and movies that are available where they live, but cannot because the monopolists of ideas charge exorbitant prices for access to those ideas. Our site is already somewhat used to thwart the idea monopolists, but this move will make thwarting monopolists the primary use of our web site. That will be a major step toward our goal of overtaking the most popular foreign tube sites." - Ioannes Liburnius, Founder/CEO of Sanctustube
Those worried about a possible influx of foreign filth corrupting their children should not be. Sanctustube will educate the new foreign users about what kind of content is inappropriate for Saintland and the importance of checking the box to enable region-blocking when their video contains content that would earn a V (Veto) rating in Saintland and/or be placed on the Index Liborum Prohibitorum. Those worried that Sanctustube may corrupt the morals of virtuous foreign nations need not be. King Paulus XV has already passed legislation to create a region-block list, which allows foreign nations to sign up for the region-block to apply to their nation, keeping filth out. Sanctustube and other web sites that use region-blocking are required to prominently feature information on how to apply to be added to the region-block.
Still, many people in Saintland object to Sanctustube's decision to welcome videos that promote vice. Maria Verus, a Saint Petrus housewife, told the SP "I don't like it at all. Businessmen shouldn't be in the business of promoting immorality, even if they're just promoting immorality in wicked nations." Still, Mr. Liburnius says "We'd like to be able to make sure every video uploaded to our service promotes moral virtue, but we don't have the resources to monitor all of them. The best we can do is to at least try and restrict the filth to the God-forsaken nations that actually tolerate that trash." Should one of those God-forsaken nations conspire purposely to flood Sanctustube with immoral material without checking the region block, Mr. Liburnius told the SP that he would consider blocking that nation from his service entirely.
Sanctustube will be available in English, French, Spanish, German, Russian, Arabic and Chinese. Other languages will be added eventually. Sanctustube expects a major increase in foreign traffic and foreign ad revenue. Right now, it is impossible to know if these efforts will be successful, but they are ambitious and we can only wish the popular web site luck in its efforts to expand outside of the Kingdom and thwart the evil monopolists of ideas.