America Officially Rejects Death Star

[Azrael]

Guys, america is obviously isn't gonna do it.


They're building reapers.

We're building stupid plot devices. Yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Azrael]

This is just another example of a president who is not accountable to the people. This is why he should be impeached, when the people make their will clear he says no. What kind of president is this!?

No, we need to wipe out the entirety of all the federal government branches and replace them with anyone who will be willing to support our progress into a grand empire.

[Pavlostani]

The United States officially responded to an online petition asking that government to build a death star. (yes the one from Star Wars)
While refusing on the grounds of the cost of the project (allegedly $850 quadrillion), the United States government stated that the United States of America is adamantly opposed to blowing up planets that have people on them.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... ?hpt=hp_t3

How much would you like to bet the first Republican gets elected President will try to build a Death Star to spite Obama?

850 quadrillion.

Although I know I'd lose that one.

[Wisconsin9]

Well if we can't have a Death star then I demand a fleet of Super Star destroyers

Screw that, get a little doctor, kill all life on/in the planet.

Bah. To hell with that. I intend to build a Death Star with a Little Doctor built in as the laser. A green Little Doctor. It will also blow up suns as well.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Guys, america is obviously isn't gonna do it.


They're building reapers.

We're building stupid plot devices. Yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Looks like this...

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...won't end well at all...




YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!

[West Angola]

No, we need to wipe out the entirety of all the federal government branches and replace them with anyone who will be willing to support our progress into a grand empire.

That's right. I've grown an army of clones that may be helpful with this plan.

[Azrael]

We're building stupid plot devices. Yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Looks like this...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...won't end well at all...




YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!

This guy's got the right idea!

[Azrael]

No, we need to wipe out the entirety of all the federal government branches and replace them with anyone who will be willing to support our progress into a grand empire.

That's right. I've grown an army of clones that may be helpful with this plan.

Eliminate all the naysayers. Execute Order 66.

[West Angola]

Eliminate all the naysayers. Execute Order 66.

While the attempt on my life has left me scarred and disfigured, my resolve has never been stronger! Effective today, the American Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST, GALACTIC EMPIRE!

On a subsequent but not entirely unrelated note, the new Galactic Empire claims the entire galaxy.

[The House of Isaac]

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

"Sir, I had some new ideas for the Death Star project…"
"Oh, and what would those ideas be?"
" Ok, what if....we made the superlaser....shoot rainbows."

Later....

"Damn it to Kansas, the Empire's gonna kill us all!"
"Look on the bright side guys!"
"WHAT BRIGHT SIDE IS THERE 'YE WHORE TIT?!?!?"
"They're shooting rainbows at us."

That is correct. If I could die by rainbow, I would be happy. Rainbows are beautiful, though a double rainbow is even better. Die by double rainbows.

[Capitolinium]

How much would you like to bet the first Republican gets elected President will try to build a Death Star to spite Obama?

850 quadrillion.

Although I know I'd lose that one.

Hm. Since when has Obama cared about the cost of something? Krugman will probably harp about how great a stimulus this project would be.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

A sad day for democracy.

[The Serbian Empire]

The United States officially responded to an online petition asking that government to build a death star. (yes the one from Star Wars)
While refusing on the grounds of the cost of the project (allegedly $850 quadrillion), the United States government stated that the United States of America is adamantly opposed to blowing up planets that have people on them.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... ?hpt=hp_t3

How much would you like to bet the first Republican gets elected President will try to build a Death Star to spite Obama?

(starts Darth Vader breathing): 900 quadrillion dollars.

[Greed and Death]

Gallo is going to be pissed.

[Greed and Death]

I got an email response to the secession petition, I think the white house is taking these petitions too seriously.

[Sane Outcasts]

I got an email response to the secession petition, I think the white house is taking these petitions too seriously.

I think the staffers enjoy having a ridiculous petition that allows them to make an equally ridiculous response.

[Flarbinia]

America should go beyond the death star and create a massive space armada. It is not as expensive as you think! All the government needs to do is build a military base on the moon in order to house the fleet and then build a factory on Mars to cut the cost of putting spaceships in space. Then, all congress has to do is pass a bill not only that allows the military to draft convicted felons from prisons in order to maintain a steady surprise of pilots, but also places the space program under military control so that the students can put those skilled little minds to more important uses than whatever NASA currently teaches them. however, in order for this plan to work, the international space station must be seized by the US government by any means necessary.

[Farnhamia]

America should go beyond the death star and create a massive space armada. It is not as expensive as you think! All the government needs to do is build a military base on the moon in order to house the fleet and then build a factory on Mars to cut the cost of putting spaceships in space. Then, all congress has to do is pass a bill not only that allows the military to draft convicted felons from prisons in order to maintain a steady surprise of pilots, but also places the space program under military control so that the students can put those skilled little minds to more important uses than whatever NASA currently teaches them. however, in order for this plan to work, the international space station must be seized by the US government by any means necessary.

And you should remember that digging up threads that have been dead since January is bad.