America Officially Rejects Death Star

[The House of Isaac]

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Wait-a stereotype.

Don't all Americans have them?

[Constaniana]

Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

palpatine vader 2016

No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.

I support Mace Windu and Boba Fett myself, they'll be able to solve the partisan gridlock in Washington.

[Towson]

America has posted on it Twitter
Hey Building a Spaceship that can Destroy Everything we know and Everyone we love
#YOLO

[Wikkiwallana]

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.

[4years]

No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.

MALEK?!

Are you out of your bloody mind? Screw Malek. I want Revan, Bastila 2016.

pfft... Malek gets bonus points for betraying his master and gaining control of the star forge. Plus he forced Bastila to do his will, showing his superiority. Not to mention all the cities he annihilated; now there is someone who would put a death star to use...

[The House of Isaac]

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Let's start with Space Colony ARK first, ok?

Why would we start with a doomsday weapon sprouted from a space dinosaur's ass?

Even the DS is more dignified than that, and it looks like a gigantic tit.

[San-Silvacian]

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

Death Star needs to be pimped a spoiler, spinners, and such for max pimpage and to tell Aliens that they are dealing with a baller planet.

[The Corparation]

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.

[The House of Isaac]

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.

It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

[Azrael]

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye.

That's the point.

Let's start with Space Colony ARK first, ok?

Why would we start with a doomsday weapon sprouted from a space dinosaur's ass?

Even the DS is more dignified than that, and it looks like a gigantic tit.

With a strange inverted nipple.

[Constaniana]

You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.

I don't live in the Internet. I have never thought it was possible to do so, though if it is, please inform me on how so. Save me from my ignorance! I crave knowledge!

Well, have you seen Tron? It works a lot like that, but instead of fighting blokes on light-cycles it's cats and trolls.

[Wisconsin9]

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

[The House of Isaac]

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.

I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.

[San-Silvacian]

The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.

I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.

Never get a job then.

[The House of Isaac]

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

[Wikkiwallana]

Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.

It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

And now I'm not sure if you're in character or someone I should just go around the far side of buildings to avoid.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.

Never get a job then.

Become stripper

Succeed at life

[Azrael]

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

But we don't want to give them happiness, now, do we?

[Wisconsin9]

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.

[The House of Isaac]

It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

And now I'm not sure if you're in character or someone I should just go around the far side of buildings to avoid.

Both, actually. I am only slightly less extreme in my current manner in the real world.

[The Corparation]

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.

I think Grand Moff Tarkin put it best, "Fear will keep the populations in line, fear of this battle station"

[Wisconsin9]

The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.

I think Grand Moff Tarkin put it best, "Fear will keep the populations in line, fear of this battle station"

This. Exactly this.

[Dorlania]

america is offically a failure in life

feel ashamed of yourself america

feel ashamed

[4years]

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

Who said we want to give people happiness when we kill them? We want to make their last moments as painful and horrid as possible. We find that the only excuse for not slowly torturing every single victim to death is the use of wmds to kill uncounted millions in one stroke. However, we stipulate that said wmds must be designed to inflict as much pain as possible on the victims.

/not to be taken seriously (duh)