America Officially Rejects Death Star

[Wisconsin9]

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

You're not exactly wrong...

That's the joke.

[The House of Isaac]

Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

[The Corparation]

Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

[Nationstatelandsville]

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

My new go-to solution for every problem is "more Death Stars", up to and including abortion, gay marriage, gun control, and Chris Christie's weight.

[San-Silvacian]

A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

[Wisconsin9]

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

"The Russians may have built, and launched, a Death Star one-fourth the size of the moon. But I believe that we can put a Death Star the size of Mars into orbit by the end of the decade."

[The Corparation]

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

The Death Star is a giant self supporting spaceship with a population of 265,675 crewmembers. Tihs is more then enough to preserve the American race.

[The House of Isaac]

You're not exactly wrong...

That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

[Wisconsin9]

That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Look at my sig. Open the "About Me" tab. Read the quote.

[The House of Isaac]

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.

MALEK?!

Are you out of your bloody mind? Screw Malek. I want Revan, Bastila 2016.

1) MALAK you braindead so-en-sos

2) Kreia/Bindo 2016

[The Corparation]

A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.

[The House of Isaac]

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Look at my sig. Open the "About Me" tab. Read the quote.

I can now look at my idiocy and laugh, for pretty much the first time.

[Azrael]

Burn the government down to the ground, then.

[Strykla]

I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.

[San-Silvacian]

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.

Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.

[The House of Isaac]

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.

I don't live in the Internet. I have never thought it was possible to do so, though if it is, please inform me on how so. Save me from my ignorance! I crave knowledge!

[The Grand World Order]

Perhaps the Chinese could..?

HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.

Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

[The House of Isaac]

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.

Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.

I thought I-beams made the strongest support structures. Metal like that should be used for fancy bridges.

[The House of Isaac]

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.

Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.

I thought I-beams made the strongest support structures. Metal like that should be used for fancy bridges.

[Ammar]

Let's start with Space Colony ARK first, ok?

[Giovenith]

That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Wait-a stereotype.

[The House of Isaac]

HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.

Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

[Azrael]

HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.

Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Forget the fact that there are occasional prison riots, people falling down shafts and shit, getting crushed by garbage disposals during routine maintenance, etc.

[The Corparation]

Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.