America Officially Rejects Death Star

[Wisconsin9]

Thousands of people have died from WMDs. Now, who would like to meet those families and see if they would enjoy a joke on WMDs?

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

[Arkotania]

Thousands of people have died from WMDs. Now, who would like to meet those families and see if they would enjoy a joke on WMDs?

You must not like games like Fallout then? Have you ever watched Dr.Strangelove?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Thousands of people have died from WMDs. Now, who would like to meet those families and see if they would enjoy a joke on WMDs?

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

Wisconsin9 2016.

[The House of Isaac]

What an silly proposal. This will never happen under current technology, and even if Star Wars was cool (I find it ridiculous, personally, so no offense to all you fans), what is the point of a Death Star? A Tesla death ray is perfectly fine, and they are less expensive. I believe in developing technologies to create a perpetually habitable space station, but a Death Star is not necessary. A small colony on the moon or Mars should be the first step. Besides, who in their right mind would spend 850 quadrillion dollars on some ugly space station that could be infiltrated by small objects. It honestly should not have come up in the first place. If this proposal was seriously accepted and thought about, it would be centuries before we could develop the technology and the resources to build something that huge. A wouldn't the sheer mass and gravity make the center, or core, of the Death Star melt, making most of it unlivable. The sheer firepower is silly. What is the point of destroying planets. We need Jupiter because it deflects many asteroids from the Kuiper Belt or Oort Cloud headed for Earth. A perfect thing to destroy would be Ceres, the dwarf planet in the asteroid belt. We do not need that little dwarf planet, and breaking it into smaller pieces could allow us to mine those smaller pieces and more resources, making the remains useful. A proposition such as this should never have been brought up, in my opinion. Let those Star Wars fans, revel in their lost dreams forever, I say.

Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

palpatine vader 2016

It is meaningful. It shows the potential degradation of the American society, which reached its low point with Bridalplasty.

[San-Silvacian]

Thousands of people have died from WMDs. Now, who would like to meet those families and see if they would enjoy a joke on WMDs?

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

I had friends on Alderaan.

gtfo

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

You haven't been here long if you just broke your hate-cherry.

(glances at post count)

I suppose I'm just shy.

Obviously meant US, not NS.

Though it goes both ways.

[The House of Isaac]

Thousands of people have died from WMDs. Now, who would like to meet those families and see if they would enjoy a joke on WMDs?

You must not like games like Fallout then? Have you ever watched Dr.Strangelove?

I hate Fallout and no, to answer you questions.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(glances at post count)

I suppose I'm just shy.

Obviously meant US, not NS.

Though it goes both ways.

I feel the only differences between NS and the US Congress are the prevalence of communists and the access to actual WMD's.

Unless you count communists as WMD's, which Congress probably does.

[San-Silvacian]

Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

palpatine vader 2016

It is meaningful. It shows the potential degradation of the American society, which reached its low point with Bridalplasty.

A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

[Wikkiwallana]

Actually, if you had read it, you would have seen them demonstrate that Obama is pro-lightsaber.

...

...You read it?

It's freakin' hilarious, of course I read it.

[The House of Isaac]

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

I had friends on Alderaan.

gtfo

As we know so far, Alderaan doesn't exist, and it probably doesnt't, though something similar may exist, based on the laws of probablity.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

You must not like games like Fallout then? Have you ever watched Dr.Strangelove?

I hate Fallout and no, to answer you questions.

You only tried the Bethesda one, didn't you?

[Constaniana]

Good, good...now the U.K can begin building the H.M.S.S Death Star, and Britannia shall rise again, mightier than she ever was before! *laughs evilly while sipping tea and adjusting monocle and top hat*

Again, an object of mass destruction is not something to laugh about.

Britons laugh at nearly everything, and that includes building superweapons to subjugate all of humanity.

[Constaniana]

I had friends on Alderaan.

gtfo

As we know so far, Alderaan doesn't exist, and it probably doesnt't, though something similar may exist, based on the laws of probablity.

Of course it doesn't exist, Grand Moff Tarkin was very thorough when he fired the superlaser.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Again, an object of mass destruction is not something to laugh about.

Britons laugh at nearly everything, and that includes building superweapons to subjugate all of humanity.

Everyone on the Death Star is British, you insensitive bastard.

35:3:5 0 BBY, We Will Never Forget.

[The House of Isaac]

It is meaningful. It shows the potential degradation of the American society, which reached its low point with Bridalplasty.

A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

[4years]

What an silly proposal. This will never happen under current technology, and even if Star Wars was cool (I find it ridiculous, personally, so no offense to all you fans), what is the point of a Death Star? A Tesla death ray is perfectly fine, and they are less expensive. I believe in developing technologies to create a perpetually habitable space station, but a Death Star is not necessary. A small colony on the moon or Mars should be the first step. Besides, who in their right mind would spend 850 quadrillion dollars on some ugly space station that could be infiltrated by small objects. It honestly should not have come up in the first place. If this proposal was seriously accepted and thought about, it would be centuries before we could develop the technology and the resources to build something that huge. A wouldn't the sheer mass and gravity make the center, or core, of the Death Star melt, making most of it unlivable. The sheer firepower is silly. What is the point of destroying planets. We need Jupiter because it deflects many asteroids from the Kuiper Belt or Oort Cloud headed for Earth. A perfect thing to destroy would be Ceres, the dwarf planet in the asteroid belt. We do not need that little dwarf planet, and breaking it into smaller pieces could allow us to mine those smaller pieces and more resources, making the remains useful. A proposition such as this should never have been brought up, in my opinion. Let those Star Wars fans, revel in their lost dreams forever, I say.

Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

palpatine vader 2016

No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.

[Arkotania]

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

I had friends on Alderaan.

gtfo

The whole world has degraded. Humor is what kept it from falling over, because only the wisest understood it. It takes a learned person to see humor and a fearless person to speak it. Or maybe NS is also a degraded society.

Bah. Who cares?

If we can't build death star, can we at least get an Imperial-Class star destroyer?

[The united imperial sector]

unexptable!!!! my dam parents pay good money on thier taxes we pay millions to see why murders kill pepole but we cant spare some money to build a space station capable to deystroy worlds! WHY AMERICA WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Corparation]

Well there goes my faith in the Obama administration. I voted for him so that the people's voices could be heard and he goes and shoots down what would be the biggest job creation program the nation has ever seen.

Again, an object of mass destruction is not something to laugh about.

Britons laugh at nearly everything, and that includes building superweapons to subjugate wogsall of humanity.

Fixed, remember when using traditional Enlgish world views non-Europeans are wogs not people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Or maybe NS is also a degraded society.

This. Definitely this.

[Wisconsin9]

That's the beauty of a Death Star! It doesn't leave anyone to be offended by distasteful jokes!

Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

[San-Silvacian]

Again, an object of mass destruction is not something to laugh about.

Britons laugh at nearly everything, and that includes building superweapons to subjugate all of humanity.

Her Majesty's Intergalactic Empire

*nods*

[Arkotania]

Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

palpatine vader 2016

No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.

MALEK?!

Are you out of your bloody mind? Screw Malek. I want Revan, Bastila 2016.

[Idaho Conservatives]

Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

You're not exactly wrong...