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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:25 pm

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Nude East Ireland wrote:My school taught that the War was a stupid idea for both sides, and that Britain and America made up and had passionate love-making when Napoleon was done with.

My book is pure propaganda bullshit.

Well, New York is pretty liberal.
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Postby Ranbo » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:27 pm

Kane sits through a wedding, and all she can think about is what the cake is going to be.

This is going to be pretty typical, if you couldn't tell already.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:27 pm

I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:30 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:My book is pure propaganda bullshit.

Well, New York is pretty liberal.

We have our propaganda too, comrade.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.

"Ch. 1 - Crowley Fucks Cavemen

Ch. 2 - Crowley Fucks Egyptians and Italians

Ch. 3 - The Italians Die of Syphilis

Ch. 4 - Everyone Else Who Fucked the Italians Get Syphilis, Too

Ch. 5 - Crowley Fucks da Vinci

Ch. 6 - Some Other Stuff

Ch. 7 - Washington's a Kinky Fuck

Ch. 8 - Crowley Doesn't Fuck Hitler, Because Fuck That Guy

Ch. 9 - Crowley's Mistresses Fight (The Cold War)

Ch. 10 - The World Post-Fucking; The Fuckening"
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Postby Ranbo » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.

Definitely holographic.

All good things in this world come in holograms.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.

"The History of Drugs, First Hand-Me-Down Edition".

"Chapter One: In the Beginning, The Fae Fucked the World."

"Chapter Two: Adam and Eve, the First Pornstars."

"Chapter Three: Cain and Abel, the First Incestuous Couple."

"Chapter Four: Drugs."

"Chapter Five: Stupid History Shit."

"Chapter Six: Penis."

"Chapter Seven: Insert."

"Chapter Eight: Into."

"Chapter Nine: The."

"Chapter Ten: World War I and World War II - the Rise of Spymaster Crowley."

"Chapter Eleven: Vagina."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:31 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wonder what the textbooks in EH's world would be like.

"The History of Drugs, First Hand-Me-Down Edition".

"Chapter One: In the Beginning, The Fae Fucked the World."

"Chapter Two: Adam and Eve, the First Pornstars."

"Chapter Three: Cain and Abel, the First Incestuous Couple."

"Chapter Four: Drugs."

"Chapter Five: Stupid History Shit."

"Chapter Six: Penis."

"Chapter Seven: Insert."

"Chapter Eight: Into."

"Chapter Nine: The."

"Chapter Ten: World War I and World War II - the Rise of Spymaster Crowley."

"Chapter Eleven: Vagina."

People were pornstars before Adam and Eve.
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Postby Constaniana » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:31 pm

Ranbo wrote:Kane sits through a wedding, and all she can think about is what the cake is going to be.

This is going to be pretty typical, if you couldn't tell already.

She sounds like my kind of woman. :p
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:32 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"The History of Drugs, First Hand-Me-Down Edition".

"Chapter One: In the Beginning, The Fae Fucked the World."

"Chapter Two: Adam and Eve, the First Pornstars."

"Chapter Three: Cain and Abel, the First Incestuous Couple."

"Chapter Four: Drugs."

"Chapter Five: Stupid History Shit."

"Chapter Six: Penis."

"Chapter Seven: Insert."

"Chapter Eight: Into."

"Chapter Nine: The."

"Chapter Ten: World War I and World War II - the Rise of Spymaster Crowley."

"Chapter Eleven: Vagina."

People were pornstars before Adam and Eve.

What were Adam and Eve in EH?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:33 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"The History of Drugs, First Hand-Me-Down Edition".

"Chapter One: In the Beginning, The Fae Fucked the World."

"Chapter Two: Adam and Eve, the First Pornstars."

"Chapter Three: Cain and Abel, the First Incestuous Couple."

"Chapter Four: Drugs."

"Chapter Five: Stupid History Shit."

"Chapter Six: Penis."

"Chapter Seven: Insert."

"Chapter Eight: Into."

"Chapter Nine: The."

"Chapter Ten: World War I and World War II - the Rise of Spymaster Crowley."

"Chapter Eleven: Vagina."

People were pornstars before Adam and Eve.

They first coined the phrase, based off of the word 'star', meaning 'far-away suns in other galaxies and solar systems', and the word 'porn', which was coined by Al-Ester Crow-Lee.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People were pornstars before Adam and Eve.

What were Adam and Eve in EH?

Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.
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The balkens wrote:
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People were pornstars before Adam and Eve.

What were Adam and Eve in EH?

In EH1, they were the original angels. I'm not sure if that's still the case here.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What were Adam and Eve in EH?

Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.

I guess so.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What were Adam and Eve in EH?

Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.

That's what I did for APS.

I assumed I stole that from you, but wasn't sure.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What were Adam and Eve in EH?

Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.

Because you have.

But we always forget. Just like you forgot Richard from EH1, or like everyone forgot most of Arc 3.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:35 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What were Adam and Eve in EH?

In EH1, they were the original angels. I'm not sure if that's still the case here.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.

I guess so.

I kept the majority of the backstory when I started EH2.

And tried to do it better this time.

It is better, though admittedly not what I had originally intended for it to be.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:35 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Angel prototypes.

I could have sworn I mentioned this before.

Because you have.

But we always forget. Just like you forgot Richard from EH1, or like everyone forgot most of Arc 3.

What Arc 3?

Never happened, after all.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:37 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Because you have.

But we always forget. Just like you forgot Richard from EH1, or like everyone forgot most of Arc 3.

What Arc 3?

Never happened, after all.

It was cancelled after Hard, Ameri, and Night became BEST BUDDIES FOREVER! and rode into the sunset.

You only remember Lewis from all of those one-shots I made of him in the OOC.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:43 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What Arc 3?

Never happened, after all.

It was cancelled after Hard, Ameri, and Night became BEST BUDDIES FOREVER! and rode into the sunset.

You only remember Lewis from all of those one-shots I made of him in the OOC.

And Hard and Ameri got married. I remember that wedding. Most sober event ever imaginable.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:15 pm

He was, as others likened to introduce him, Lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serpent, Prince of This World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and without doubt Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe.

It was really rather a tragedy how it all turned out. A tragedy that the Morningstar was still living. Set mused upon this while staring at the empty grave. Michael and James had just talked here before leaving. In fact, Set had had a lovely chat with them regarding his future plans and various other details.

It really was amazing to be able to wipe out memories. You could have great little evil gloats that couldn't backfire.

Ah, Lucifer. One of the few who was able to remember him, despite all odds. Or so he had liked to believe of himself. In truth, Lucifer only remembered what Set had allowed him to remember. Lucifer was merely a piece in Set's greater, much more intricate plans. Because what was a plan? Why were they needed?

Set's plan had been to have fun. And even though he didn't know it, Lucifer had been tremendously useful regarding that. And he still was, the poor oblivious sap. Set gave a laugh. It was all going to turn out just fine. He would be on top of the worlds and have his little fun while at it.

Set had no particular care regarding the fact he had betrayed his entire Pantheon in the past, or that he had misled Sobek to Atlantis, or that he had killed thousands and now would own the soul of Lewis Jameson after Jameson's death.

No, the plan would work marvellously. "Poor, poor, poor deluded Lucifer." he remarked at the grave. "You thought you had known what I was intending. No, Lucifer. As I told you before, I am not who you think I am." Then he gave a respectful nod to the grave before smiling widely behind his mask.

Everything was going to become very exciting very soon.
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:18 pm

Set is actually a Fae.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:18 pm

Olthar wrote:Set is actually a Fae.

Fae?

Oh, Olthar, you insult him!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:19 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Olthar wrote:Set is actually a Fae.

Fae?

Oh, Olthar, you insult him!


An ancient? :p.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:20 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Fae?

Oh, Olthar, you insult him!


An ancient? :p.

He's not who you think he is.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
An ancient? :p.

He's not who you think he is.

This is Night's way of saying that he'll change it if you guess it.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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