Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

APS Michael is better.

I agree with you your Michael is better. EH Michael is a totally different guy, especially back then.

He's much more cynical and regretful now.

Is he a black midget? No?

Then he isn't worth my time.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Ah. So how many points do I get then? I just want to make sure I have the right number, though I probably won't use them all.


Also, I know this is pointless to bring up, but the Flash can run at near the speed of light. Calling 1,000 mph "Flash" level is a little inaccurate.

Eh, whatever.

You still get the same number of points at the start. The reason I extended the stats was so that I could actually give you points as the rp went on and not worry about the grid becoming full.

I approve of that. It makes sense to hand out points for character growth and shit, not just as an "End of Arc reward" of sorts.

[Olthar]

Ah. So how many points do I get then? I just want to make sure I have the right number, though I probably won't use them all.


Also, I know this is pointless to bring up, but the Flash can run at near the speed of light. Calling 1,000 mph "Flash" level is a little inaccurate.

Eh, whatever.

You still get the same number of points at the start. The reason I extended the stats was so that I could actually give you points as the rp went on and not worry about the grid becoming full.

Well, I'm only using 20 points total, anyways. I don't need any more than that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admittedly do like the idea Nat brought up of Lucifer being the revolution and Azazel being the consequence.

This will probably become emphasised in following one-shots and in the IC.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I admittedly do like the idea Nat brought up of Lucifer being the revolution and Azazel being the consequence.

This will probably become emphasised in following one-shots and in the IC.

Lenin and Stalin, basically.

Because it doesn't make any sense for "WE WILL UNIFY AND SAVE THE WORLD!" to suddenly turn to "WE WILL SPLIT UP INTO TINY GROUPS AND FIGHT!'

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I admittedly do like the idea Nat brought up of Lucifer being the revolution and Azazel being the consequence.

This will probably become emphasised in following one-shots and in the IC.

Lenin and Stalin, basically.

Because it doesn't make any sense for "WE WILL UNIFY AND SAVE THE WORLD!" to suddenly turn to "WE WILL SPLIT UP INTO TINY GROUPS AND FIGHT!'

Lucifer: "Humanity is our best hope!"
Azazel: "We will destroy them all!"

Every good radical gets his message totally fucked up. Jesus to the Crusades, Mohammed to the Taliban, so on.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lenin and Stalin, basically.

Because it doesn't make any sense for "WE WILL UNIFY AND SAVE THE WORLD!" to suddenly turn to "WE WILL SPLIT UP INTO TINY GROUPS AND FIGHT!'

Lucifer: "Humanity is our best hope!"
Azazel: "We will destroy them all!"

Every good radical gets his message totally fucked up. Jesus to the Crusades, Mohammed to the Taliban, so on.

"So, basically, what you do is just be nice to your neighbor and pray to God for forgiveness."

"What? I'm sorry, did you say 'war' and 'invasion'?"

"...No, Peter."

"You did? Cool!"

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

" 'Kill the Jews'? I don't know, man, that's harsh, but if you say so."

"I hate you so fucking much."

" 'Rape... isn't.... real'. Wow, Jesus, you're crazy. But that's why we love you."

[Nude East Ireland]

Lucifer: "Humanity is our best hope!"
Azazel: "We will destroy them all!"

Every good radical gets his message totally fucked up. Jesus to the Crusades, Mohammed to the Taliban, so on.

"So, basically, what you do is just be nice to your neighbor and pray to God for forgiveness."

"What? I'm sorry, did you say 'war' and 'invasion'?"

"...No, Peter."

"You did? Cool!"

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

" 'Kill the Jews'? I don't know, man, that's harsh, but if you say so."

"I hate you so fucking much."

" 'Rape... isn't.... real'. Wow, Jesus, you're crazy. But that's why we love you."

"DAMN IT PETER, I SAID JUDAS IS GOING TO BE THE POPE!"

"Judas is going to betray you? Well alright, man, I'll right that in the book."

"NO!"

"You want us to say the Romans crucified you? And that the homosexuals are evil?"

"Fuck my life."

"We love you, Jesus."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Lucifer: "Humanity is our best hope!"
Azazel: "We will destroy them all!"

Every good radical gets his message totally fucked up. Jesus to the Crusades, Mohammed to the Taliban, so on.

"So, basically, what you do is just be nice to your neighbor and pray to God for forgiveness."

"What? I'm sorry, did you say 'war' and 'invasion'?"

"...No, Peter."

"You did? Cool!"

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

" 'Kill the Jews'? I don't know, man, that's harsh, but if you say so."

"I hate you so fucking much."

" 'Rape... isn't.... real'. Wow, Jesus, you're crazy. But that's why we love you."

I seriously wonder how people get this stuff sometimes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"So, basically, what you do is just be nice to your neighbor and pray to God for forgiveness."

"What? I'm sorry, did you say 'war' and 'invasion'?"

"...No, Peter."

"You did? Cool!"

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

" 'Kill the Jews'? I don't know, man, that's harsh, but if you say so."

"I hate you so fucking much."

" 'Rape... isn't.... real'. Wow, Jesus, you're crazy. But that's why we love you."

I seriously wonder how people get this stuff sometimes.

"Il Papa! Il Papa! What is God's stance on abortion?"

"Wow, uh, I don't know. Tell them something batshit, but say it sarcastically, OK? People think we're humorless up here and that needs to change."

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"FETUS GUN FIGHTS!"

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"How'd it go? Did they get the joke?"

"Uh... yes?"

[The Inritus Extraho]

Hard, you missed my question, although I'd accept even a TG answer if you don't want it to be public.

How, exactly, do the black bullets work? target limit? Location restriction? What?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

So, Azazel is pulling an Ishbal. >.>

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hard, you missed my question, although I'd accept even a TG answer if you don't want it to be public.

How, exactly, do the black bullets work? target limit? Location restriction? What?

I think that if he aims right and hits you, you die.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, Azazel is pulling an Ishbal. >.>

I like that show.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hard, you missed my question, although I'd accept even a TG answer if you don't want it to be public.

How, exactly, do the black bullets work? target limit? Location restriction? What?

I think that if he aims right and hits you, you die.

You lie!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

So, Azazel is pulling an Ishbal. >.>

I like that show.

Yeah that's okay. So do I. .

[Nationstatelandsville]

Anton is a brilliant bastard.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Hard, you missed my question, although I'd accept even a TG answer if you don't want it to be public.

How, exactly, do the black bullets work? target limit? Location restriction? What?

They utilize a specialized and highly unstable form of magic that sucks out the soul of whatever it hits, regardless of the actual location of the injury. Although in reality it only skips the second stage of death and goes right to reincarnation, visually a normal person would assume that the soul has been destroyed.

The markings on the bullet casings were done by James to designate his intended targets (Crowley, Damien, Lewis, Nyarla, Malal, and himself), but are purely cosmetic. He can use them on whoever he feels like, and the first one of the six he used (on Zacheriah, I think you missed that subplot) was originally meant for Nyarla.

Also, because the magic needed is very powerful and very, very unstable, very few wizards are capable of it. The guy James hired to create the bullets was one, and it is possible that Crowley is capable of it as well, but most (including Gods) don't even consider touching that sort of power.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Minh sighed, sitting on a bench. He had been using Elfen High's running track to run laps and get out his own anger. He was stuck here, he knew. And now his wife was talking about a divorce and he couldn't even bloody visit. It was tiring and exhausting. Maybe if he exhausted himself enough, his mental exhaustion and physical exhaustion would cancel out.

It was a silly hope and the biology teacher knew full well it wasn't possible. But sometimes you'd believe even the impossible to feel better.

"God fucking hell." he told himself, sitting on the bench, his head in his lap.

"What's wrong here, then?" Crowley asked, somehow there.

Minh glanced up. "Nothing much, sir. Nothing much. Just tired from running and all."

"Well, why stop now?"

"...Because I'm exhausted?" Minh asked.

"When you hit that level of exhaustion, only thing left to do is to go on. You can't get more tired, can you? It's like life. You can't get more fucked after a certain point. You may as well keep running and get better at it. Then you'll run better and better each time."

Minh paused. "Perhaps you have a point there, sir."

Crowley smiled smugly. "I always do. Now, I'll come with you on this one. One more run, alright?"

They ran one more time, and then they ran a second lap, and a third.

And Minh Taka kept getting better in his own way.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Minh sighed, sitting on a bench. He had been using Elfen High's running track to run laps and get out his own anger. He was stuck here, he knew. And now his wife was talking about a divorce and he couldn't even bloody visit. It was tiring and exhausting. Maybe if he exhausted himself enough, his mental exhaustion and physical exhaustion would cancel out.

It was a silly hope and the biology teacher knew full well it wasn't possible. But sometimes you'd believe even the impossible to feel better.

"God fucking hell." he told himself, sitting on the bench, his head in his lap.

"What's wrong here, then?" Crowley asked, somehow there.

Minh glanced up. "Nothing much, sir. Nothing much. Just tired from running and all."

"Well, why stop now?"

"...Because I'm exhausted?" Minh asked.

"When you hit that level of exhaustion, only thing left to do is to go on. You can't get more tired, can you? It's like life. You can't get more fucked after a certain point. You may as well keep running and get better at it. Then you'll run better and better each time."

Minh paused. "Perhaps you have a point there, sir."

Crowley smiled smugly. "I always do. Now, I'll come with you on this one. One more run, alright?"

They ran one more time, and then they ran a second lap, and a third.

And Minh Taka kept getting better in his own way.

"Unless you work here.

There is no endgame of fucking here."

[Nude East Ireland]

Can't blame him for trying.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Minh sighed, sitting on a bench. He had been using Elfen High's running track to run laps and get out his own anger. He was stuck here, he knew. And now his wife was talking about a divorce and he couldn't even bloody visit. It was tiring and exhausting. Maybe if he exhausted himself enough, his mental exhaustion and physical exhaustion would cancel out.

It was a silly hope and the biology teacher knew full well it wasn't possible. But sometimes you'd believe even the impossible to feel better.

"God fucking hell." he told himself, sitting on the bench, his head in his lap.

"What's wrong here, then?" Crowley asked, somehow there.

Minh glanced up. "Nothing much, sir. Nothing much. Just tired from running and all."

"Well, why stop now?"

"...Because I'm exhausted?" Minh asked.

"When you hit that level of exhaustion, only thing left to do is to go on. You can't get more tired, can you? It's like life. You can't get more fucked after a certain point. You may as well keep running and get better at it. Then you'll run better and better each time."

Minh paused. "Perhaps you have a point there, sir."

Crowley smiled smugly. "I always do. Now, I'll come with you on this one. One more run, alright?"

They ran one more time, and then they ran a second lap, and a third.

And Minh Taka kept getting better in his own way.

"Unless you work here.

There is no endgame of fucking here."

I'm not totally satisfied with that one-shot, it could have been better.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I see what you're doing here and it both disgusts and excites me.

Night. Night, calm down. I'm talking about taking down the walls.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I see what you're doing here and it both disgusts and excites me.

Night. Night, calm down. I'm talking about taking down the walls.

There is absolutely no symbolism in taking down these walls.

Nope, none.

Absolutely none.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I see what you're doing here and it both disgusts and excites me.

Night. Night, calm down. I'm talking about taking down the walls.

There is absolutely no symbolism in taking down these walls.

Nope, none.

Absolutely none.

Lulz.

On a different note, can Al's army arrive now or he has to bring the walls down with what forces he has there?

Just wondering. I can work with it either way.