Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

This is your legacy.

My legacy will be an interesting one.

Indeed.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Who let Alastor inside the goddamn school, let alone let him teach?!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Who let Alastor inside the goddamn school, let alone let him teach?!

Crowley.

[Nude East Ireland]

But we may as well clear it up.

Ask questions on the Fae subarc.

I am likely to lie outrageously if I want.

Did we ever kill Le Fae? Because if we didn't, then we should be in some alternate, Fae-ruled timeline.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Who let Alastor inside the goddamn school, let alone let him teach?!

Crowley.

Damn it, man, now we are all going to die.

Ivy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

But we may as well clear it up.

Ask questions on the Fae subarc.

I am likely to lie outrageously if I want.

Did we ever kill Le Fae? Because if we didn't, then we should be in some alternate, Fae-ruled timeline.

We did.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Crowley.

Damn it, man, now we are all going to die.

Ivy.

Why? He knows it's better to make friends than enemies. .

[Nationstatelandsville]

Damn it, man, now we are all going to die.

Ivy.

Why? He knows it's better to make friends than enemies. .

And she does?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Why? He knows it's better to make friends than enemies. .

And she does?

Oh.

Well she didn't lash out at Lazrian.

And she already met Alastor.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And she does?

Oh.

Well she didn't lash out at Lazrian.

And she already met Alastor.

That was before she was giving birth to Anti-Jesus.

[Nude East Ireland]

And she already met Alastor.

Twist: It's Alastor's child, not Calliel's.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Oh.

Well she didn't lash out at Lazrian.

And she already met Alastor.

That was before she was giving birth to Anti-Jesus.

...And...?

@NEI: ...How?

[Nationstatelandsville]

That was before she was giving birth to Anti-Jesus.

...And...?

@NEI: ...How?

I don't know, she might aim it at him or something? I'm not a goddamn demonologist, Zark.

[Nude East Ireland]

@NEI: ...How?

And she already met Alastor.

That was before she was giving birth to Anti-Jesus.

They met, and had a time. It wasn't really a time, more of a rough fucking. Forbidden love, I suppose. Then, Alastor's demonic genes and Ivy's angel/human genes mixed, to form the Anti-Christ.

I'm not a goddamn demonologist, Zark.

Let's ask Crawford.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...And...?

@NEI: ...How?

I don't know, she might aim it at him or something? I'm not a goddamn demonologist, Zark.

...

She might aim it at him?

Babies aren't missiles, Nat. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't know, she might aim it at him or something? I'm not a goddamn demonologist, Zark.

...

She might aim it at him?

Babies aren't missiles, Nat. .

Have I been using mine wrong all this time?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"I'm not who you think I am." the masked man said, staring at Lucifer. Lucifer looked up in surprise. He had thinking over his thoughts while watching Heaven burn.

"I'm not sure who you are." he said cautiously.

The man didn't answer, simply gesturing toward Heaven. "To them, you're a liar and a killer. You're tainted, forever." he said.

"Stop avoiding my question. What are you?"

"Well Lucifer, some do not even have a word for me. But I believe some call me Set." he said with a chuckle. "You have no idea what I've gone through, to be here."

Lucifer put his hand on his sword. "Give me a straight answer now. What do you want?"

Set smiled with his eyes. "It will all be evident in a while, my friend. I have great respect for you."

"Oh?"

"Yes. We both know how easy it is to kill somebody." he said, disappearing. Lucifer frowned, feeling his memories slip away. Oh no they wouldn't. He was better than that. He focused hard, wrapping those memories in magic to keep them from decaying.

A few hours later, he appeared to his adviser Metatron. "Metatron." he ordered. "Tell me everything you know about Set." No formalities, a simple order and an expectation of being obeyed.

"He's dangerous." Metatron replied carefully. "Do not trifle with him, Lucifer."

"I do not trifle. What is he?"

"I told you. Dangerous. He isn't a Fae, he isn't a god, he isn't an Ancient...I'm not sure. He's something else." Metatron looked at his boss. "What did you do? Why do you need to know?"

"I didn't do anything. He simply appeared. I'll tell you the details later." Lucifer said.

"I'll tell you this, sir. Don't underestimate what you're dealing with. He doesn't just want you dead, he wants everyone dead. Everyone we know about, all of them. Or he wants them worse than dead." Metatron warned, seeing Lucifer just chuckle. "What?" he sharply asked.

"I'm already dead, my friend." Lucifer said, hand over his heart.

[Nude East Ireland]

...

She might aim it at him?

Babies aren't missiles, Nat. .

Have I been using mine wrong all this time?

Yes.

[Nude East Ireland]

It all makes sense. How could two angels produce something so evil? They couldn't, that's how. There needed to be some corruption. That's where Alastor comes in (pun intended). Demons are naturally assholes (from what I gather [see: Laz, Alastor, etc.]), so their genes mixed with an Angel's would be... fucked up. And because the plot demands it, Ivy is that Angel.

Her sexual lust mixed with Alastor's, and, for one night, they went at it. And they produced a baby that will destroy the world.

Raphael said it was Calliel's, I guess, but he could be lying to protect Ivy. If she knew it was a Demon's child, she might do something to it, or herself. Raphael is like her father, keeping a secret to keep order. And Ivy, Calliel, and Alastor are none the wiser. In fact, nobody is, except Raphael and the Alastor-Ivy spawn.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It all makes sense. How could two angels produce something so evil? They couldn't, that's how. There needed to be some corruption. That's where Alastor comes in (pun intended). Demons are naturally assholes (from what I gather [see: Laz, Alastor, etc.]), so their genes mixed with an Angel's would be... fucked up. And because the plot demands it, Ivy is that Angel.

Her sexual lust mixed with Alastor's, and, for one night, they went at it. And they produced a baby that will destroy the world.

Raphael said it was Calliel's, I guess, but he could be lying to protect Ivy. If she knew it was a Demon's child, she might do something to it, or herself. Raphael is like her father, keeping a secret to keep order. And Ivy, Calliel, and Alastor are none the wiser. In fact, nobody is, except Raphael and the Alastor-Ivy spawn.

When you die, your brain needs to be left behind for science.

[Nude East Ireland]

It all makes sense. How could two angels produce something so evil? They couldn't, that's how. There needed to be some corruption. That's where Alastor comes in (pun intended). Demons are naturally assholes (from what I gather [see: Laz, Alastor, etc.]), so their genes mixed with an Angel's would be... fucked up. And because the plot demands it, Ivy is that Angel.

Her sexual lust mixed with Alastor's, and, for one night, they went at it. And they produced a baby that will destroy the world.

Raphael said it was Calliel's, I guess, but he could be lying to protect Ivy. If she knew it was a Demon's child, she might do something to it, or herself. Raphael is like her father, keeping a secret to keep order. And Ivy, Calliel, and Alastor are none the wiser. In fact, nobody is, except Raphael and the Alastor-Ivy spawn.

When you die, your brain needs to be left behind for science.

SCIENCE!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

People should post in RU.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Roofies are for lesser species.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Then the Ciels proceeded to fuck each other.

The bears gave a full pardon.

[Condunum]

I've returned from my pseudo-hiatus from NS. More of a Lessing of visits. Anyway, I'm back.