"So what the hell are you doing outside my computer?" The Indian man asked in only mild surprise when he saw the British fellow sitting in his kitchen drinking some wine in a glass. Crowley glanced up at the Indian.
"It was boring in there. Want some? It's a special occasion, feel free to indulge a bit." Crowley asked, offering a glass.
Khan shrugged, taking a glass and sipping it. "It's lost a bit of taste for me as of late." he said, placing it on the table. "So, what are you here for?"
"I told you, it was boring in the computer, especially when you weren't posting." Crowley said. "So, this must be an awkward conversation for you, in a sense. You're really just talking to yourself."
"Not exactly, if that makes sense. Sure, it's somewhat like talking to myself, but you're not exactly me. You have a life of your own in a sense now." Khan noted. "I've created a monster."
"I saved your bloody life, don't bitch." Crowley replied.
Khan raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Do tell me how you saved my life, fictional creation of mine."
"Gave you a bit of hope and shit, right? Let's face it, before June 15th you weren't totally in the best state. Hell, if you didn't decide to get a bit of your stress out with me, you've had gotten it out in a different way." the British wizard replied. "Now, sure I wasn't the biggest cause for you deciding to try in life again instead of lying around in an empty apartment smoking weed, cybering with strangers and considering borrowing a friend's gun, but give some credit where credit's due. I helped."
Khan paused. "Yeah. I suppose you did. You weren't the only one though."
Crowley sighed. "Trying to hurt my ego, huh? Yes, yes, I do suppose I wasn't. I'm not Elfen High all by myself. I guess that those...players need to be given some of the credit here." he grudgingly admitted. "Not too much though."
Khan laughed. "No, not too much. But maybe a bit more than you're willing to give." he said. "You planning on staying the night?"
"I'm always in your fucking head one way or another. It's a messed up place. Jesus Christ man, the shit I've seen..."
"I'm cleaning it up a bit."
"Oh, it's a much better place to live in now than it was two years ago." he replied. "Yep, seems like you're a bit better now mentally and on the exterior." The Brit looked around. "Example one. You live in an actual, honest to god house that won't collapse on you in the night. Example two, you appear to have become a family man. Example three, your dick hasn't shrunk a millimetre."
"I was worried this would become some touchy-feely bullshit." came the dry response.
"Well, it's still a nice sized dick. Feel free to shove it up my ass if you want. I got nothing better to do."
"I'm married now man, I don't do that with a figment of my subconscious anymore-"
"And now we can already see the fucking change in your psyche. You owe me a favour."
"...You made someone more morally sane and sound?"
"I'm rather not happy about the prospect either, but I figure it lets me enjoy my life as a roleplay character longer if you enjoy your life as a real life character longer as well."
Khan laughed again while Crowley got up. "In any case, I think I'll leave now, Khan. Got bitches to fuck and cunts to beat up. You should post so I can get to that."
"I'll get around to posting. You improved my life's quality, so let me enjoy that quality a bit, will you?"
"Fuck you, fine." Crowley said, opening the door and starting to walk out. Khan paused and then shouted out.
"Fuck it, Crowley!"
"What?"
"Get back in and get the lube. I'll do you that favour right now. Thanks for saving my life."
"Merry fucking Christmas to you too, Khan."
"It was boring in there. Want some? It's a special occasion, feel free to indulge a bit." Crowley asked, offering a glass.
Khan shrugged, taking a glass and sipping it. "It's lost a bit of taste for me as of late." he said, placing it on the table. "So, what are you here for?"
"I told you, it was boring in the computer, especially when you weren't posting." Crowley said. "So, this must be an awkward conversation for you, in a sense. You're really just talking to yourself."
"Not exactly, if that makes sense. Sure, it's somewhat like talking to myself, but you're not exactly me. You have a life of your own in a sense now." Khan noted. "I've created a monster."
"I saved your bloody life, don't bitch." Crowley replied.
Khan raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Do tell me how you saved my life, fictional creation of mine."
"Gave you a bit of hope and shit, right? Let's face it, before June 15th you weren't totally in the best state. Hell, if you didn't decide to get a bit of your stress out with me, you've had gotten it out in a different way." the British wizard replied. "Now, sure I wasn't the biggest cause for you deciding to try in life again instead of lying around in an empty apartment smoking weed, cybering with strangers and considering borrowing a friend's gun, but give some credit where credit's due. I helped."
Khan paused. "Yeah. I suppose you did. You weren't the only one though."
Crowley sighed. "Trying to hurt my ego, huh? Yes, yes, I do suppose I wasn't. I'm not Elfen High all by myself. I guess that those...players need to be given some of the credit here." he grudgingly admitted. "Not too much though."
Khan laughed. "No, not too much. But maybe a bit more than you're willing to give." he said. "You planning on staying the night?"
"I'm always in your fucking head one way or another. It's a messed up place. Jesus Christ man, the shit I've seen..."
"I'm cleaning it up a bit."
"Oh, it's a much better place to live in now than it was two years ago." he replied. "Yep, seems like you're a bit better now mentally and on the exterior." The Brit looked around. "Example one. You live in an actual, honest to god house that won't collapse on you in the night. Example two, you appear to have become a family man. Example three, your dick hasn't shrunk a millimetre."
"I was worried this would become some touchy-feely bullshit." came the dry response.
"Well, it's still a nice sized dick. Feel free to shove it up my ass if you want. I got nothing better to do."
"I'm married now man, I don't do that with a figment of my subconscious anymore-"
"And now we can already see the fucking change in your psyche. You owe me a favour."
"...You made someone more morally sane and sound?"
"I'm rather not happy about the prospect either, but I figure it lets me enjoy my life as a roleplay character longer if you enjoy your life as a real life character longer as well."
Khan laughed again while Crowley got up. "In any case, I think I'll leave now, Khan. Got bitches to fuck and cunts to beat up. You should post so I can get to that."
"I'll get around to posting. You improved my life's quality, so let me enjoy that quality a bit, will you?"
"Fuck you, fine." Crowley said, opening the door and starting to walk out. Khan paused and then shouted out.
"Fuck it, Crowley!"
"What?"
"Get back in and get the lube. I'll do you that favour right now. Thanks for saving my life."
"Merry fucking Christmas to you too, Khan."