Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hi, me!

I should shave. The stupid, thin facial hair makes me look like a hippie. Also, I should get a haircut.

But laaaaaaaaazy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I should shave. The stupid, thin facial hair makes me look like a hippie. Also, I should get a haircut.

But laaaaaaaaazy.

I hate shaving too.

So facial hair just becomes scared to grow.

[Constaniana]

And I'm Jewish.

And I'm a Mormon.

Haha, sucks to be you, doesn't it?

[Nude East Ireland]

I should shave. The stupid, thin facial hair makes me look like a hippie. Also, I should get a haircut.

But laaaaaaaaazy.

O cursed truth, you taunt me like a Devil from high!

[Nationstatelandsville]

And I'm Jewish.

And I'm a Mormon.

(looks at Doctor Who)

Not a good one, obviously.

Mkay.

Translation - "James will suffer. His bones will shatter under the weight of something awful. A force of death. His innards will boil and burn, as his emotions are zapped away. He will feel depression, that he cannot control his own body, but nothing else. Jade will marry War-Bot, and they will live happily in a cottage in Ireland. James will remain in a hidden room of Elfen High, never to be seen. Never to be heard. Eventually, Crowley will forget, and blow up the school in a drunken rage, before building a new one for new Supers to come and live. But James' ashes will remain underneath. Forever."

Or, "Mkay", depending on your dialect. It could mean either of the two.

Fun fact: Gopher was originally a War-Bot prototype with a camera tied to his head, until I forgot about the robot bit.

[Esternial]

Well, you could always kill your character off in dignity.

While I'm on the subject, I should kill off a few of my characters that I haven't used.

So all of them?

Sounds about right.

I'll have Lionel get eaten by Eleven and Eleven explode because he ate a midget.

DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC.

[Nude East Ireland]

Fun fact: Gopher was originally a War-Bot prototype with a camera tied to his head, until I forgot about the robot bit.

"Insult: You meatbags are worthless for documentary. I will find new, interesting topic. This sediment, for example.

[Astrolinium]

And I'm a Mormon.

(looks at Doctor Who)

Not a good one, obviously.

I likely won't be posting in there today. I was trying to write the hymn the Daleks are going to hum as they meditate but then Finale decided it's no longer going to let me do slurs or glissandi and I got pissed off and closed everything and lost the whole post and don't feel like trying to rewrite it.

You also aren't getting that concept art that I told you to remind to send you and then you never reminded me about.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(looks at Doctor Who)

Not a good one, obviously.

I likely won't be posting in there today. I was trying to write the hymn the Daleks are going to hum as they meditate but then Finale decided it's no longer going to let me do slurs or glissandi and I got pissed off and closed everything and lost the whole post and don't feel like trying to rewrite it.

You also aren't getting that concept art that I told you to remind to send you and then you never reminded me about.

What's the point in keeping a pet Jew if he won't work on Christmas?

[Astrolinium]

I likely won't be posting in there today. I was trying to write the hymn the Daleks are going to hum as they meditate but then Finale decided it's no longer going to let me do slurs or glissandi and I got pissed off and closed everything and lost the whole post and don't feel like trying to rewrite it.

You also aren't getting that concept art that I told you to remind to send you and then you never reminded me about.

What's the point in keeping a pet Jew if he won't work on Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve.
I'll probably try again tomorrow. Most likely nothing the day after, though - I have a date during the day from about 10 to dinner and then a party that night from about 7 to about 11.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What's the point in keeping a pet Jew if he won't work on Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve.
I'll probably try again tomorrow. Most likely nothing the day after, though - I have a date during the day from about 10 to dinner and then a party that night from about 7 to about 11.

You aren't black, you don't get Kwanzaas off.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's Christmas Eve.
I'll probably try again tomorrow. Most likely nothing the day after, though - I have a date during the day from about 10 to dinner and then a party that night from about 7 to about 11.

You aren't black, you don't get Kwanzaas off.

I'm in a black country, do I?

[Nationstatelandsville]

You aren't black, you don't get Kwanzaas off.

I'm in a black country, do I?

Indians don't get days off - call centers are hardly hard work.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm in a black country, do I?

Indians don't get days off - call centers are hardly hard work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPbiqF_tD20

[Nationstatelandsville]

Indians don't get days off - call centers are hardly hard work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPbiqF_tD20

Good idea!

(whips)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPbiqF_tD20

Good idea!

(whips)

Nat.

You forget I'm not the typical Indian.

*puts on black belt*

I'm a Bombay Indian.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Good idea!

(whips)

Nat.

You forget I'm not the typical Indian.

*puts on black belt*

I'm a Bombay Indian.

(blinks)

Even better!

(whip)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat.

You forget I'm not the typical Indian.

*puts on black belt*

I'm a Bombay Indian.

(blinks)

Even better!

(whip)

Kinky.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(blinks)

Even better!

(whip)

Kinky.

(cries)

[Nude East Ireland]

Normally they have trivia called "Did You Know?" on some channel that loops Christmas songs. But now it's "Did U Know" and they just explain the plot of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. So, America is getting unintelligent.

[Mavorpen]

When I read Zark's post, the first thing that popped into my head was, "Why is J. Jonah Jameson in this RP?"

[Zarkenis Ultima]

When I read Zark's post, the first thing that popped into my head was, "Why is J. Jonah Jameson in this RP?"

Lulz.

[Mavorpen]

When I read Zark's post, the first thing that popped into my head was, "Why is J. Jonah Jameson in this RP?"

Lulz.

"Mr. Jameson, what are you doing here?"

"I need pictures. More pictures of Spider-Man!"

"...You're in the middle of a war between godly beings. Spider-Man isn't-"

"Shut it! I know that Web-Head is behind this somehow!"

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Ganesh: "I need you to commit suicide." *disappears*
James: "YOUR MOTHER IS A MUSLIM!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Dammit." the boy said, pissed off at his robot. No matter how hard he tried, he wasn't getting the cannon to work. It required a specific and rare substance, a substance which had unfortunately been lost to the ages centuries ago. Daisuke sighed, taking his glasses off. He had been busy ever since he had left Elfen High a few months before, working on his various inventions.

But where was the lost emerald? This was a pain. He could prove quite a bit about robotics and technology if he found it...

Suddenly, there was a knock on his door. Daisuke sighed and rolled toward the door. "Open." he ordered the robotic door, which did. Minh stood in the door, to a stunned Daisuke's surprise.

"Dad?" he asked, surprised at the visit. "What are you doing here? Don't you have work?"

"I can afford to skip one day, Daisy." his father said, ruffling his son's hair and walking inside the house. "Nice place you have, son. You bought it yourself?"

"With my own money, yeah." Daisuke said, rolling in after his father, who had sat down on a revolving chair. "So, why did you come by-"

"It's Christmas, kid." Minh laughed. "Can't a family get together Christmas Day?"

"But...you usually haven't." Daisuke said, his tone almost accusing.

Minh sighed, his face turning sad. "Yeah. I usually haven't. And my own dad never visited me on Christmas Day either." He turned around in the chair and looked out at New York. "What a view."

"Best seats in the house." Daisuke quipped.

"God...feels like years since I just...sat down." Minh sighed.

"Maybe you have earned a rest." Daisuke told his father, his tone softening.

"Do you ever wonder, Dai, how our lives would have been different if...if we had just been normal people? A normal family? If I had no Elfen High to worry on?"

"Then there would be no world to enjoy it in, dad. You've saved it a few times."

"I lost my own family when I was young, Dai. But we...I'm sorry. We've never been one. But I want to try it now. Maybe I wouldn't be too good as a dad..."

"No." Daisuke said to his father firmly. "You are a great dad. Think of me. I can go and tell people my dad saved the world. He works for Crowley himself. He's fought everything. He's a hero. You're a hero."

Minh laughed. "Maybe. Maybe I am. And I see you need something, Dai." he said, revealing a completely black stone in his hand.

"You found the Lost Emerald?" Daisuke exclaimed. "How? It's, well, lost!"

"I was in Ancient Egypt a while ago." Minh laughed. "And I knew you needed it. I have a friend who knows when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake."

"What, are you serious, is it really-"

"What? No, not Santa. I meant Crowley." Minh stood. "Son, I haven't been a good dad. My own dad wasn't a good dad and his dad likely wasn't either. But let's break that cycle." he held his son close to him. "I'll be a good dad to you. Then you'll be a good dad to your kids."

Daisuke chuckled. "Maybe I'm not fit for that. I'd rather have my machines."

"Nonsense. You'd be a great dad when you grow up. And you're already the best son anyone could ask for. Picture how proud your kids would be to say you're their father. You, Daisuke, are a smart and decent boy. And I love you." he hugged his son closely. He had left before. But nothing would take him away from this hug.

"Merry Christmas, Dai. Merry Christmas."