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Stoklomolvi announces intention to perform ethnic cleansing
Population pleased with the decision, according to rapid poll
With the Christmas spirit floating around across the world, the government of Stoklomolvi sought to make its contribution through an ethnic cleansing plan that would affect generations to come. Across the country, volunteers arose to aid in the ethnic cleansing program, praising the virtues of such a generous agenda and the subsequent benefits that it would bring. Over seven million tonnes of soap and sanitation equipment have already been distributed, with a planned fifty million tonnes total by 2020 to be delivered to all of the underdeveloped areas in Stoklomolvi.
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi, Vladimir Mikhailovich Stuyonovich, fully endorsed the plan pushed forward by the Stoklomolvi Internal Affairs Commissariat, and personally congratulated the Commissar of the SIAC for his ingenuity.
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URL: http://www.scna.gov.scf/articles/215340978/
© 2009 Stoklomolvi Central News Agency
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