Personification Life - IC Part III

[Primordial Luxa]

Insidious: what smells like sex and murder...oh wait that's me

[Torsiedelle]

"I see you prefer lovers of the....female variety.....oh, did I mention that you've got another hit out on you?"

"You don't say..."

Torii was in a very tough spot. She was half-drunk, her gun was nowhere to be found, and she was seconds away from getting her brains blown all over the beach.

"Well, I guess if I'm goin' to hell, this is a pretty nice way to do it."

[Giovenith]

Insidious: what smells like sex and murder...oh wait that's me

"Fair mortal, godspeed! Or, snailspeed it seems..." she floated down to Insidious, "What have we here?"

The baby blew spit bubbles.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"I see you prefer lovers of the....female variety.....oh, did I mention that you've got another hit out on you?"

"You don't say..."

Torii was in a very tough spot. She was half-drunk, her gun was nowhere to be found, and she was seconds away from getting her brains blown all over the beach.

"Well, I guess if I'm goin' to hell, this is a pretty nice way to do it."

"tsu hits the person aiming the gun at torii with the force of a tank"
you dont get to kill her.

[Torsiedelle]

"I see you prefer lovers of the....female variety.....oh, did I mention that you've got another hit out on you?"

"You don't say..."

Torii was in a very tough spot. She was half-drunk, her gun was nowhere to be found, and she was seconds away from getting her brains blown all over the beach.

"Well, I guess if I'm goin' to hell, this is a pretty nice way to do it."

"tsu hits the person aiming the gun at torii with the force of a tank"
you dont get to kill her.

The agent hit the ground.

"What the- what the hell!?"

Torii looked nonchalantly Tsu.

"Dude, you just owned my big sis...."

[Bone Fort]

"UNHAND HER, FIEND!... FLYING NINJA KICK!"

A random drunk flew through the air towards were Torii's attacker previously was before Tsu's attack, arriving a few minutes late. He flew through empty air before hitting the ground and passing out.

[Primordial Luxa]

Insidious: what smells like sex and murder...oh wait that's me

"Fair mortal, godspeed! Or, snailspeed it seems..." she floated down to Insidious, "What have we here?"

The baby blew spit bubbles.

"this happens alot, I drink, I fuck, I kill" she seems unphased by waking up in corpses

[Swith Witherward]

Bones returned Swith's toast. Lacking a drink, he grabbed the parrot and held it up instead.

Totenkopf tried to calm down Naomi, explaining that the dark and terrible ones from beyond would break through first and start the endless night before her predictions could true.

The drunkard continued harassing Gio for a bit, but then fell flat on his face, passed out. A large pig labeled "3" ran past.

Swith snapped her fingers and a bemused (and rather drunk) Superbia handed Bones a Mai Tai. "I honestly don't know what he was up to until just now. Rapscallion was probably hiding," she mused.

--

"Speaking of your brothers," Naomi said upon mention of 'dark and terrible ones', "I'm mad at them because they make fun of me. And the poles will shift before the endless night begins..." she swayed to one side and pushed off a palm tree to stay upright.

[Bone Fort]

Bones accepted the Mai Tai... then vaulted form his seat and sprinted off the ship, diving into the water.

Meanwhile...

"... What... you haven't even meet half my brothers..."

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"tsu hits the person aiming the gun at torii with the force of a tank"
you dont get to kill her.

The agent hit the ground.

"What the- what the hell!?"

Torii looked nonchalantly Tsu.

"Dude, you just owned my big sis...."

Well sorry,but im not letting one of my friends die,what's funny i have three sisters.

[Giovenith]

"Fair mortal, godspeed! Or, snailspeed it seems..." she floated down to Insidious, "What have we here?"

The baby blew spit bubbles.

"this happens alot, I drink, I fuck, I kill" she seems unphased by waking up in corpses

"How messy! Do you plan to clean this, or shall I make my fairies?"

[Primordial Luxa]

"this happens alot, I drink, I fuck, I kill" she seems unphased by waking up in corpses

"How messy! Do you plan to clean this, or shall I make my fairies?"

she ponders, kicking on of the corpses "hmmmm, no primordial and i'll eat them later, speaking of primordial where is that bastard"

[Torsiedelle]

Torii's sister jumped back up, firing a shot, which barely missed Torii, scratching her arm. Torii grabbed one of the strippers, slinging them into her sister.

"Quick, let's get outta here!"

Torii bolted for the jungle, some parts of which where still on fire. Her sister was stuck fighting to get up.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Torii's sister jumped back up, firing a shot, which barely missed Torii, scratching her arm. Torii grabbed one of the strippers, slinging them into her sister.

"Quick, let's get outta here!"

Torii bolted for the jungle, some parts of which where still on fire. Her sister was stuck fighting to get up.

"tsu stepped on torii's sister and followed after her"
hey torii is she other witch like you?

[Giovenith]

"How messy! Do you plan to clean this, or shall I make my fairies?"

she ponders, kicking on of the corpses "hmmmm, no primordial and i'll eat them later, speaking of primordial where is that bastard"

"Lo!" she pointed upward.

[Swith Witherward]

Swith laughed. "One day, he'll land on his head, you wait and see," she said as she finished her drink. She popped over to Bran and Rylli and used the plastic sword from her drink to help Rachelle fight off the attackers.

--

"Those are the ones who cause the end of the world!" Naomi argued, "and I s'pose they laugh at me, too." She stood up, found the palm tree had moved, and toppled into the bushes.

[Primordial Luxa]

she ponders, kicking on of the corpses "hmmmm, no primordial and i'll eat them later, speaking of primordial where is that bastard"

"Lo!" she pointed upward.

"yeah, I'm stuck in a gravity channel, there's a scared son of Yog-Sothoth in the corner deal with that first" primordial says
insidious goes over and relives the satyr of its duties, it happily wanders about looking for something to eat and/or screw.

[Bone Fort]

Totenkopf scratched his head.

"... Are you alright?"

[Torsiedelle]

Torii's sister jumped back up, firing a shot, which barely missed Torii, scratching her arm. Torii grabbed one of the strippers, slinging them into her sister.

"Quick, let's get outta here!"

Torii bolted for the jungle, some parts of which where still on fire. Her sister was stuck fighting to get up.

"tsu stepped on torii's sister and followed after her"
hey torii is she other witch like you?

"Yes....yes, she is, but she's a western witch.....I'll explain it all when we get away!"

She got behind a large rock several meter into the jungle. Her sister was not a threat for now.

"Yea, Katya is a witch, but she's with the west. West and East Torsiedelle never got along. Cold War tensions and all. I would love to go into it if you don't mind."

[Giovenith]

"Lo!" she pointed upward.

"yeah, I'm stuck in a gravity channel, there's a scared son of Yog-Sothoth in the corner deal with that first" primordial says
insidious goes over and relives the satyr of its duties, it happily wanders about looking for something to eat and/or screw.

"Gaaaaaat..." mumbled the baby. It reached out at Insidious.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"tsu stepped on torii's sister and followed after her"
hey torii is she other witch like you?

"Yes....yes, she is, but she's a western witch.....I'll explain it all when we get away!"

She got behind a large rock several meter into the jungle. Her sister was not a threat for now.

"Yea, Katya is a witch, but she's with the west. West and East Torsiedelle never got along. Cold War tensions and all. I would love to go into it if you don't mind."

I like to hear things about other witches, she a land or air? or the legendary sea witches

[Primordial Luxa]

"yeah, I'm stuck in a gravity channel, there's a scared son of Yog-Sothoth in the corner deal with that first" primordial says
insidious goes over and relives the satyr of its duties, it happily wanders about looking for something to eat and/or screw.

"Gaaaaaat..." mumbled the baby. It reached out at Insidious.

Insidious scoped the thing up pondering what uses the creature could have, she handed it to the hungry saytr when she couldn't think of anything. He happily fed on the infant.

[Swith Witherward]

"No, I'm not. The world ends in a few days, you know," Naomi said matter-of-factly, "You weren't paying attention. And I liked you, but not anymore because I'm tired of your idiot brothers and Swith mocking me for believing in you. Hey, where'd my shoe go?" She waved her bare foot and sat up to look for her shoe.

--

The dreadful band of wildmen defeated, Swith scooped Rachelle in the air and danced around the fire with her, touting her as the Savior of Parentkind. She then helped her untie Bran and Rylli.

"Good job, Widget," she said as she handed the girl to her new mother.

[Torsiedelle]

"Yes....yes, she is, but she's a western witch.....I'll explain it all when we get away!"

She got behind a large rock several meter into the jungle. Her sister was not a threat for now.

"Yea, Katya is a witch, but she's with the west. West and East Torsiedelle never got along. Cold War tensions and all. I would love to go into it if you don't mind."

I like to hear things about other witches, she a land or air? or the legendary sea witches

"Land. Makes sense, as West Torsiedelle's main specialization is in land forces. Of course, that's nothing when they go up against East Torsiedelle's Air Corps. Yep, land and air, just another thing we disagree on. Oh, and about sea witches: we barely even have a navy."

[Bone Fort]

Totenkopf stared at her for a few moments before wordlessly walking away.