Personification Life Signup and Planning (OOC, Part II)

[Germanic Templars]

Psssh, as if the tiny bird lizards could take over the world.

Everyone knows the dark and terrible beings that await beyond the wall will finally break across into our realm of existence on the 21st, starting their reign of terror and the endless night that will consume all.

omg, now that's just disappointing.

[Dabfia]

Well it seems i'm the black sheep out of this flock. *Climbs into mech suit* Bring it on!

*murders teenage Thriller in the past*
Prob lem solved.

Am i spared? I 'm guessing no

[Bone Fort]

Zalgofest tonight right?

You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*

[The BranRiech]

Zalgofest tonight right?

You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*

*Dies*

[Swith Witherward]

You'll have your answer in a moment. *rubs hands together*

*Dies*

*revives*

[The BranRiech]

*Dies*

*revives*

*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

[Swith Witherward]

*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.

[The BranRiech]

*Tosses grenade in pocket and dies again*

Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.

*Revives self*

On second thought . . .

[Germanic Templars]

Dead men can't protest.

*drags body away*

Let's see... I could shave all the hair off his body and paint him blue, or I could dress him up as a giant Ken doll and prop him up outside. Then again, I could also remove all the internal organs and make sausage out of them. Decisions, decisions.

*Revives self*

On second thought . . .

*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

[Swith Witherward]

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*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.

[Germanic Templars]

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*Decapitates*

....Your organs shall be mine.

Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.

Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

[Dabfia]

Thank you, dahlink. I'll take half the liver and you can keep all his other bits.

Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

[Primordial Luxa]

Fair enough. Hooray for cannibalism!

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Primordial turns the gun into a snake.
"so judgmental"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Okay, back from dinner.
*burps up a shoe*

[Swith Witherward]

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Cannibals keep zombies at bay.

[Tiltjuice]

Okay, back from dinner.
*burps up a shoe*

*takes it and runs football-player style through the streets of...where I currently am*

[Torsiedelle]

*hands him a map of downtown timbuktu*

[Dabfia]

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Primordial turns the gun into a snake.
"so judgmental"

I'm getting to old for this... *slaps primordial and takes the shotgun back*

*Watches the unfolding events from afar*
Cannibals *takes out shotgun* Must be exterminated.

Cannibals keep zombies at bay.

Yes but cannibals and zombies both eat humans...

[Bone Fort]

*Announcer voice, a la Pablo Francisco impersonating Don La Fontaine*

In a world,

*shot of the world*

where some fictional characters are being driven into oblivion by crushingly over complicated plots and lack of mindless shenanigans...

*montage of our characters doing whatever we normally do around the island*

Two friends decide to fight back,

*shot of Swith and Bones walking down hallway in slow motion towards the camera*

These unlikely heroes, one a goddess of lust and hedonism,

*cuts to Swith*

the other a genetically engineered god-killer,

*cuts to Bones*

must join forces to do the impossible..

*rapid montage of scenes from Zalgofest*

and save their friends from this horrible fate...

*fade to black*

From the creative minds who brought you ZALGOFEST

*Shows up in big letters*

And ZALGOFEST 2: HERE WE GO AGAIN

*shows up in big letters*

Double the action,

*explosion*

Triple the excitement,

*shot of Bones yelling "Get down!"*

More the excitement,

*Shot of Bones in the same position as previous shot, yelling "Get down again!"*

With soundtrack by Aaron Neville,

*shot of Bones and Swith running in slow motion, only sound is a heart beating*

Two Friends,

*Bones cocks a shotgun*

One solution,

*fires it at the screen*

Tonight...

ZALGOFEST 3: WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS TO OURSELVES

*appears in big letters*

This time, you really won't know what hit you.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*murders teenage Thriller in the past*
Prob lem solved.

Am i spared? I 'm guessing no

Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

@ Bones:

[Dabfia]

Am i spared? I 'm guessing no

Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

*Locks self in bunker, chains door, barricades door, puts flower pot on barricade, smashes windows with sledge hammer, rebuilds windows.*

[Swith Witherward]

Bones... take a bow. That was epic!

[Primordial Luxa]

Bones... take a bow. That was epic!

yes, quite

[Tiltjuice]

Of course not.
*starts meat grinder*

*Locks self in bunker, chains door, barricades door, puts flower pot on barricade, smashes windows with sledge hammer, rebuilds windows.*

*toys with Farslayer, evil gleam in eye*

[Bone Fort]

Epic enough to excuse moving the Zalgofest to tomorrow?