Personification Life - IC Part III

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:56 pm

Torii was getting a little worried now.

"I dunno....if Bones is freaking out, it would have to be bad.....I mean, for god's sake, I once saw the guy catch on fire with less of a reaction."

She tightened the grip on her pistol a little more.

"Maybe someone should touch it..."

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:56 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"NO! You got to believe me, it's a monster! It has a vicious streak a mile wide! He'll kill you."

He was hyperventilating from the anxiety.

"Guys, this isn't a normal chicken! Don't get close to him, he'll kill you!"

Bran kicked some sand at it, preparing to bolt it into the water at the first sign of trouble.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:01 pm

"a wing poked the chicken with a stick"

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:02 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh come on, tell. Is it slang for something? Come on, we can play 20 questions over this."

Swith sighed. "It means to lose one's innocence, applied to a male virgin."

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:03 pm

"Guys, that isn't a normal chicken, it's... AN IRISH WRESTLING CHICKEN!!!"

The chicken walked up to Tsu... grabbed her by the ankles, flipped her over it, slamed her on the ground, flipped her back over, slammed her on the ground again, repeated this a few times, spun her around in the air, then threw her at NVE with great force. It put its wings to its hips and spoke with a strong Irish accent.

"You were saying laddie?"

by **Dabfia** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:04 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"Guys, that isn't a normal chicken, it's... AN IRISH WRESTLING CHICKEN!!!"

The chicken walked up to Tsu... grabbed her by the ankles, flipped her over it, slamed her on the ground, flipped her back over, slammed her on the ground again, repeated this a few times, spun her around in the air, then threw her at NVE with great force. It put its wings to its hips and spoke with a strong Irish accent.

"You were saying laddie?"

Dab was laughing his ass off near by. "She had that coming" Dab said.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:04 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"Guys, that isn't a normal chicken, it's... AN IRISH WRESTLING CHICKEN!!!"

The chicken walked up to Tsu... grabbed her by the ankles, flipped her over it, slamed her on the ground, flipped her back over, slammed her on the ground again, repeated this a few times, spun her around in the air, then threw her at NVE with great force. It put its wings to its hips and spoke with a strong Irish accent.

"You were saying laddie?"

OH NOW IT'S IN DEEP SHIT!"tsu pulls out a sword"
IM GOING TO TURN THAT CHICKEN INTO A...................um.....Someone finish that joke for me.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:05 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"That it is, still, i enjoy the rush of having to run or fight something, but every now and then even I like to lay down and spend some quiet time...With you, or course."

"I've always liked the odd bit of action as well, but yes, peace and quiet is always nice." She smiled again, ruffling Aleki's hair.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:05 pm

Naomi squealed and climbed up Bones' back like a mouse on a curtain.

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:06 pm

Torii pulled her gun back out, getting on the opposite side from Tsu

"Hell if i know how to end the joke! Let's just kill it now!"

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:07 pm

Bone Fort wrote:"Guys, that isn't a normal chicken, it's... AN IRISH WRESTLING CHICKEN!!!"

The chicken walked up to Tsu... grabbed her by the ankles, flipped her over it, slamed her on the ground, flipped her back over, slammed her on the ground again, repeated this a few times, spun her around in the air, then threw her at NVE with great force. It put its wings to its hips and spoke with a strong Irish accent.

"You were saying laddie?"

"That's it you de-evolved fast food dish. I'm going to eat you." NVE said pushing Tsuyoi off. NVE lept at the chicken with his claws out. "WITH CLAWS!" he shouted.

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:07 pm

Torsiedelle wrote:Torii pulled her gun back out, getting on the opposite side from Tsu

"Hell if i know how to end the joke! Let's just kill it now!"

doesnt matter now! LET'S JUST POUND THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
"swings her sword at the chicken"

by **Germanic Templars** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:08 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh come on, tell. Is it slang for something? Come on, we can play 20 questions over this."

Swith sighed. "It means to lose one's innocence, applied to a male virgin."

"Oh, okay. I'll put thought into it, I guess."

The BranRiech wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"That it is, still, i enjoy the rush of having to run or fight something, but every now and then even I like to lay down and spend some quiet time...With you, or course."

"I've always liked the odd bit of action as well, but yes, peace and quiet is always nice." She smiled again, ruffling Aleki's hair.

"Hey." *he said with a laugh. He scooped up water in his hands then tossed the water into her face*

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:10 pm

Torii watched as the raptor-man and Tsu jumped on the Chicken, wondering how this would turn out. She waited for an opening before firing a single shot, sending her pistol back almost to her face.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:11 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Hey." *he said with a laugh. He scooped up water in his hands then tossed the water into her face*

Natiya laughed, diving underwater and splashing up behind Aleki.

"Your move . . ." She said playfully, brandishing a water pistol.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:12 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh, okay. I'll put thought into it, I guess."

"Thriller you are, without a doubt, refreshingly bizarre."

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:14 pm

Bones was backed into a corner.

The chicken looked at the attackers.

"Oie, they'd be asking for it now."

It jumped at them, flying through the air at incredible speeds, and delivered a punch that could be measured on the Ritcher scale directly into Tsu's forehead, sending her flying. It landed behind the others, and turned to face them.

"Anyone else, ya' bouncing lot of arse bandits?"

by **Dabfia** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:16 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Bones was backed into a corner.

The chicken looked at the attackers.

"Oie, they'd be asking for it now."

It jumped at them, flying through the air at incredible speeds, and delivered a punch that could be measured on the Ritcher scale directly into Tsu's forehead, sending her flying. It landed behind the others, and turned to face them.

"Anyone else, ya' bouncing lot of arse bandits?"

"~~Come at me bro.~~, Nope." Dab said.

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:17 pm

Torii threw her cap to the side, popping her knuckles. She had spent several weeks with the IRA before, so this should be easy.

"Oi, ya li'l cock-head. I'll show ya how a real Torsiedellie Soldier fights!"

by **The New Velociraptor Empire** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:17 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Bones was backed into a corner.

The chicken looked at the attackers.

"Oie, they'd be asking for it now."

It jumped at them, flying through the air at incredible speeds, and delivered a punch that could be measured on the Ritcher scale directly into Tsu's forehead, sending her flying. It landed behind the others, and turned to face them.

"Anyone else, ya' bouncing lot of arse bandits?"

NVE stoped for a second...then pulled out an AK-47. "BEHOLD! THE PULPY FRUIT OF MY VASTLY SUPERIOR REPTILIAN INTELLIGENCE!" he shouted and began firing wildly at the chicken's general direction.

by **Germanic Templars** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:18 pm

The BranRiech wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"Hey." *he said with a laugh. He scooped up water in his hands then tossed the water into her face*

Natiya laughed, diving underwater and splashing up behind Aleki.

"Your move . . ." She said playfully, brandishing a water pistol.

"Wait where'd you get that? Never mind." *He dove back into the water then appeared on her left side and started sending barrages of water*

Swith Witherward wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:"Oh, okay. I'll put thought into it, I guess."

"Thriller you are, without a doubt, refreshingly bizarre."

"Bizarre, no. Eccentric, yes. Some say that it was the cold that caused me to be like this, others say the wars caused me to be like this. Me, I say I was born this way."

by **Tsuyoi Tekikoku** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:19 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Bones was backed into a corner.

The chicken looked at the attackers.

"Oie, they'd be asking for it now."

It jumped at them, flying through the air at incredible speeds, and delivered a punch that could be measured on the Ritcher scale directly into Tsu's forehead, sending her flying. It landed behind the others, and turned to face them.

"Anyone else, ya' bouncing lot of arse bandits?"

"tsu fell into the sand and got back up"
RAH!!! roared tsu in a demonic sounding voice
ILL KILL YOU PATHIEC EXCUSE FOR A LIVING BEGIN!"tsu jumped at the chicken again this time trying to hit him with the sword"

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:20 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:"Wait where'd you get that? Never mind." *He dove back into the water then appeared on her left side and started sending barrages of water*

If he'd looked earlier, the water pistol was concealed by the strap of her swim top. But now that that was rather pointless, she quickly loaded the plastic weapon of fun destruction and fired, seding equal amounts of water at Aleki.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:21 pm

Bone Fort wrote:Bones was backed into a corner.

The chicken looked at the attackers.

"Oie, they'd be asking for it now."

It jumped at them, flying through the air at incredible speeds, and delivered a punch that could be measured on the Ritcher scale directly into Tsu's forehead, sending her flying. It landed behind the others, and turned to face them.

"Anyone else, ya' bouncing lot of arse bandits?"

"How do you defeat it?" Naomi asked from her perch behind Bones. "Would a single malt help?"

by **Bone Fort** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:25 pm

The bullets being fired at the chicken are blocked by Tsu idiotically jumping in the way while trying to kill said chicken. Incidentally, Tsu now gets riddled with bullets, while the chicken easily dodges out of the way of her sword swing.

"Yer' all nothing but a bunch of cafflers!"

He turned to Torii.

"Fack Away Aff, ya hoor!"

Bones turned to Naomi.

"The best thing we can do now... is let it beat the sh*t out of those idiots. He'll probably be in a much happier mood after an ass kicking."

Personification Life - IC Part III

Who is online