Personification Life - IC Part III

[Giovenith]

"Just right there, on the floor. Maybe somebody left it there."

Bran shrugged again.

"I didn't pack one, I'll bet Natiya stuck it in one of our suitcases as a joke."

"Oh well. Stories, anyone?"

[The BranRiech]

"Oh well. Stories, anyone?"

"You got any good ones?"

The User meowed and began rubbing her head up against Rachelle, purring louder.

"Miss kitty, what's it like being a cat?" Rachelle asked, gently stroking her hair.

[Bone Fort]

Bones, Totenkopf, Herr Doktor, and Conrad walked up to the campfire. They had beers in hand, and were probably drunk. Bones spoke up.

"Stories, eh?"

[Giovenith]

Bones, Totenkopf, Herr Doktor, and Conrad walked up to the campfire. They had beers in hand, and were probably drunk. Bones spoke up.

"Stories, eh?"

"Me? A few, but I've told enough. I bet Bones knows some!"

[The BranRiech]

"Me? A few, but I've told enough. I bet Bones knows some!"

"Alright then."

Rylli, feeing impatient with Bran's promise to make her a skirt, got up and went to gather materials to mke her own.

[Monfrox]

The User meowed and began rubbing her head up against Rachelle, purring louder.

"Miss kitty, what's it like being a cat?" Rachelle asked, gently stroking her hair.

The User thought for a moment. "Well....it's pretty fun, except for I'd rather not go in the water at all. I don't think there's anything else. It's hard to explain." She said.

[Bone Fort]

Bones took a sip from his beer.

"Have you fellas ever heard of a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?"

Conrad took a sip from his.

"Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!"

The four brothers agreed, clinked their beers together and took another sip.

"Let me tell ya about Bill Brasky..."

[The BranRiech]

The User thought for a moment. "Well....it's pretty fun, except for I'd rather not go in the water at all. I don't think there's anything else. It's hard to explain." She said.

"Water wouldn't be a problem back home though, right?" Asked the girl, growing more and more tired with each passing minute.

[Swith Witherward]

Earlier, Swith had paused near a dead palm tree trunk lying on the beach. It wasn't everyday that someone could physically outrun one of her species, but outrun her he had. She had given some thought to simply popping up in front of him, but it was much more humorous to watch his retreat across the sand. "You win this round," she had called to Bones, "but next round is mine and I know where you live!"

She had napped next to the tree for a while and woke up hungry. Swith roamed down the beach in search of a meal.
--

Monique woke up on the couch and glanced at her surroundings. She was still in one piece, which was a good thing, and hadn't been eaten, which was an even better thing. "Fortu? Are you here?"

[Monfrox]

The User thought for a moment. "Well....it's pretty fun, except for I'd rather not go in the water at all. I don't think there's anything else. It's hard to explain." She said.

"Water wouldn't be a problem back home though, right?" Asked the girl, growing more and more tired with each passing minute.

"I don't know..." She said. Then she flicked Rachelle's nose with her tail and giggled.

[The BranRiech]

"I don't know..." She said. Then she flicked Rachelle's nose with her tail and giggled.

"Achoo!"

Not telling anyone, Rachelle had always been slightly allergic to cats. It was a light allergy though, only making her sneeze every now and then.

[Swith Witherward]

Naomi and Eva approached the campfire. "Mind if we join all of you?" she asked.

[Monfrox]

"I don't know..." She said. Then she flicked Rachelle's nose with her tail and giggled.

"Achoo!"

Not telling anyone, Rachelle had always been slightly allergic to cats. It was a light allergy though, only making her sneeze every now and then.

The User giggled. "Sorry." She rubbed up against Rachelle again and kept purring.

[The BranRiech]

The User giggled. "Sorry." She rubbed up against Rachelle again and kept purring.

"It's ok, I'll be fine."

Rachelle giggled and scooted over to listen to the stories.

[Monfrox]

The User giggled. "Sorry." She rubbed up against Rachelle again and kept purring.

"It's ok, I'll be fine."

Rachelle giggled and scooted over to listen to the stories.

The User stopped rubbing against Rachelle and paid more attention to everyone else. Mon too joined in on the stories, along with Lidev. They all took a spot in between people.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

“tsu dodged”
Not this time this!

NVE looked at Tsuyoi on the monitor and then flicked a switch. The sand beneath Tsuyoi opened up and buried her up to her neck.

HELP ME! SOMEONE!? HELP! IM STUCK IN THE SAND!…..im gonna die here….said tsu

[Dabfia]

Meanwhile in the jungle.
Dab sits next to a fire cooking the fish he had caught earlier. "Well isn't this a beautiful night." He says to himself and looks up at the sky.
Meanwhile in the palm tree's.
Anneliese is jumping from tree to tree with a sniper on her back and a holstered pistol. A jaguar running shortly ahead of her on the ground she is looking down at it while she jumps from tree to tree, following it. Waiting for it to stop once.

[Bone Fort]

The brothers start throwing facts about this man back and forth.

"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson."
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him."
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry."
"Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt!"
"He thought "The Princess Diaries" was both "charming" and "sweet depiction of one girl's emergence from youth into womanhood"."

The three raises their beers in a toast.

"To Bill Brasky!"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Earlier, Swith had paused near a dead palm tree trunk lying on the beach. It wasn't everyday that someone could physically outrun one of her species, but outrun her he had. She had given some thought to simply popping up in front of him, but it was much more humorous to watch his retreat across the sand. "You win this round," she had called to Bones, "but next round is mine and I know where you live!"

She had napped next to the tree for a while and woke up hungry. Swith roamed down the beach in search of a meal.
--

Monique woke up on the couch and glanced at her surroundings. She was still in one piece, which was a good thing, and hadn't been eaten, which was an even better thing. "Fortu? Are you here?"

"Yes, right here. Want some coffee?" Fortu said from the open kitchen as he poured himself a cup.

[Giovenith]

The brothers start throwing facts about this man back and forth.

"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson."
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him."
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry."
"Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt!"
"He thought "The Princess Diaries" was both "charming" and "sweet depiction of one girl's emergence from youth into womanhood"."

The three raises their beers in a toast.

"To Bill Brasky!"

Giovenith blinked.

"... He sounds like a charming individual!"

[Monfrox]

Mon looked to Lidev; the both of them had an 'are you fucking kidding me' look on their face as they listened to Bones' and his brothers talk about Bill Brasky. "I've got a couple stories of my own, if you'd care." Mon said.

[Bone Fort]

Giovenith blinked.

"... He sounds like a charming individual!"

This only starts them up again.

"He made Styx BITE IT!"
"They say he bleeds peppermint vodka."
"Did I ever tell ya about the time that Brasky and I took a hot air balloon trip over Los Angeles? Brasky brings an atomic bomb and drops it on the city! Then, he looks at me and says, 'It would have happened sooner or later.'"
"The movie "Deliverance" was based on Brasky's experiences as a kindergarden teacher."
"His memoirs are tattooed on Ruth Buzzi!"
"He's producing Battlefield Earth 2!"
"He receives radio messages from Mars on his scrotum!"
"His big toe is holding up Australia!"
"He took The Blair Witch to his senior prom!"
"He makes N'Sync keep Chris!"
"He invented 'The Cleveland Steamer'!"
"His favorite actor is Greg Kinnear!"
"His middle name is Julian!"
"He uses live elk for toilet paper!"
"Did I ever tell you boys about the time that Bill Brasky wanted a World Series ring? Wouldn't ya know it, but Brasky kills the entire starting lineup of the 1998 New York Yankees! All except Clay Bellinger. They beat The Atlanta Braves in four games. Brasky was the MVP."
"He pisses farm fresh orange juice!"
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune? It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Brasky being Brasky, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Brasky walked through the hole in the wall and Bob Barker proceeded to lecture him on spaying and neutering his pets. Well, Brasky had enough of that and picked up Bob Barker and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board. And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Cadillac!"
"A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!"
"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"His cover version of Limp Bizkit's "My Way" appeared on the soundtrack for "Titanic". The pope himself thought the song crackled with energy but he didn't like the sound of burning preschoolers in the background!"

Again, they toast him.

"To Bill Brasky!"

[Swith Witherward]

"Yes, right here. Want some coffee?" Fortu said from the open kitchen as he poured himself a cup.

"Please!" Monique joined him in the kitchen and accepted a cup. She noted the new kitchen. "You've redecorated," she said before taking a sip. "It's nice. When do you think we'll be leaving? My associate made it very clear that remaining in the city would be hazardous to my health. I prefer living, don't you?"


--
Naomi didn't know who Brasky was, but she hoped he wasn't actually on the island. He sounded too dangerous to be allowed. Mentally unstable, in fact. She settled onto the blanket next to Lidev and held Eva in her lap, seriously wishing she had thought to bring a bottle of wine or at least a beer.

[Giovenith]

"... Okay then, I we have a preeeetty good idea of who Brasky is now."

[The BranRiech]

"... Okay then, I we have a preeeetty good idea of who Brasky is now."

"Shhh, if we stop talking, maybe they'll stop."