Monfrox wrote:The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Let me show you something...
*glomps NVE*
THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW!
I can't tell whether that is a good or bad thing.
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by The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:50 pm
Monfrox wrote:The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Let me show you something...
*glomps NVE*
THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW!
by Primordial Luxa » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:02 pm
Monfrox wrote:We absolutely have to do a Christmas special. It'd be so much fun.
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:25 pm
Monfrox wrote:The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:I can't tell whether that is a good or bad thing.
Let me offer this as a response.
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:41 pm
by Germanic Templars » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:44 pm
by Swith Witherward » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:47 pm
by The BranRiech » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:50 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Christmas would be interesting. Swith could try to figure out what's so special about celebrating the birth of the Christian God.
--
"Isn't that pretty?" Naomi smiled. "It seems to humble and peaceful." She added a small plastic sheep to the manger.
"I don't get it," Swith grumbled, gnawing on the other plastic sheep. "What the f*ck is this supposed to represent? It's a filthy barn."
Naomi rolled her eyes. "It's not a barn, it's a stable, Swith. Jesus came to earth, not to rule it like a physical king, but to offer Salvation to mankind. He would later die for their sins. It's the ultimate and most selfless act of love that any god could give. Where's your holiday spirit?"
"The only holiday I care about is Zalgofest," Swith spat out a plastic sheep leg. "And it's a barn. Animals sh*t there."
"Humble beginnings, really, for something so precious," Naomi said patiently, annoyed at Swith for ruining yet another holy day. "There's Mary. She's the blessed Mother who bore the Christ child into the world. And Joseph, who followed God's will and cared for Mary. And the shepherds, to whom the angels appeared to herald the birth of the Savior. And the wise men, who followed the star to Bethlehem and saw the truth of God's blessing, and didn't betray the Christ child to King Harod. And then there's the beautiful baby Jesus Himself, swaddled in blank- hey! Where's the baby? OH MY GOSH! NVE! Get that out of your mouth!"
"I was there. It didn't happen that way," Swith picked up a plastic camel and sampled its head.
Naomi smacked NVE with a newspaper and retrieved the plastic baby from his mouth. "Stop it. I don't care. It's CHRISTMAS, damn it. It's IMPORTANT to people like Thriller and others who follow Elohim. You are all TERRIBLE. Why can't you respect other people's right to celebrate the birth of their Savior? You're all assholes." Naomi stormed off, crying in frustration.
"I got her socks for Christmas, "Swith whispered to NVE, and then finished eating the plastic camel
by Primordial Luxa » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:52 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Christmas would be interesting. Swith could try to figure out what's so special about celebrating the birth of the Christian God.
by Germanic Templars » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:52 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Christmas would be interesting. Swith could try to figure out what's so special about celebrating the birth of the Christian God.
--
"Isn't that pretty?" Naomi smiled. "It seems to humble and peaceful." She added a small plastic sheep to the manger.
"I don't get it," Swith grumbled, gnawing on the other plastic sheep. "What the f*ck is this supposed to represent? It's a filthy barn."
Naomi rolled her eyes. "It's not a barn, it's a stable, Swith. Jesus came to earth, not to rule it like a physical king, but to offer Salvation to mankind. He would later die for their sins. It's the ultimate and most selfless act of love that any god could give. Where's your holiday spirit?"
"The only holiday I care about is Zalgofest," Swith spat out a plastic sheep leg. "And it's a barn. Animals sh*t there."
"Humble beginnings, really, for something so precious," Naomi said patiently, annoyed at Swith for ruining yet another holy day. "There's Mary. She's the blessed Mother who bore the Christ child into the world. And Joseph, who followed God's will and cared for Mary. And the shepherds, to whom the angels appeared to herald the birth of the Savior. And the wise men, who followed the star to Bethlehem and saw the truth of God's blessing, and didn't betray the Christ child to King Harod. And then there's the beautiful baby Jesus Himself, swaddled in blank- hey! Where's the baby? OH MY GOSH! NVE! Get that out of your mouth!"
"I was there. It didn't happen that way," Swith picked up a plastic camel and sampled its head.
Naomi smacked NVE with a newspaper and retrieved the plastic baby from his mouth. "Stop it. I don't care. It's CHRISTMAS, damn it. It's IMPORTANT to people like Thriller and others who follow Elohim. You are all TERRIBLE. Why can't you respect other people's right to celebrate the birth of their Savior? You're all assholes." Naomi stormed off, crying in frustration.
"I got her socks for Christmas, "Swith whispered to NVE, and then finished eating the plastic camel
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:53 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Christmas would be interesting. Swith could try to figure out what's so special about celebrating the birth of the Christian God.
--
"Isn't that pretty?" Naomi smiled. "It seems to humble and peaceful." She added a small plastic sheep to the manger.
"I don't get it," Swith grumbled, gnawing on the other plastic sheep. "What the f*ck is this supposed to represent? It's a filthy barn."
Naomi rolled her eyes. "It's not a barn, it's a stable, Swith. Jesus came to earth, not to rule it like a physical king, but to offer Salvation to mankind. He would later die for their sins. It's the ultimate and most selfless act of love that any god could give. Where's your holiday spirit?"
"The only holiday I care about is Zalgofest," Swith spat out a plastic sheep leg. "And it's a barn. Animals sh*t there."
"Humble beginnings, really, for something so precious," Naomi said patiently, annoyed at Swith for ruining yet another holy day. "There's Mary. She's the blessed Mother who bore the Christ child into the world. And Joseph, who followed God's will and cared for Mary. And the shepherds, to whom the angels appeared to herald the birth of the Savior. And the wise men, who followed the star to Bethlehem and saw the truth of God's blessing, and didn't betray the Christ child to King Harod. And then there's the beautiful baby Jesus Himself, swaddled in blank- hey! Where's the baby? OH MY GOSH! NVE! Get that out of your mouth!"
"I was there. It didn't happen that way," Swith picked up a plastic camel and sampled its head.
Naomi smacked NVE with a newspaper and retrieved the plastic baby from his mouth. "Stop it. I don't care. It's CHRISTMAS, damn it. It's IMPORTANT to people like Thriller and others who follow Elohim. You are all TERRIBLE. Why can't you respect other people's right to celebrate the birth of their Savior? You're all assholes." Naomi stormed off, crying in frustration.
"I got her socks for Christmas, "Swith whispered to NVE, and then finished eating the plastic camel
Heeeeeellllllllllooooooooo!by Dabfia » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:57 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Christmas would be interesting. Swith could try to figure out what's so special about celebrating the birth of the Christian God.
--
"Isn't that pretty?" Naomi smiled. "It seems to humble and peaceful." She added a small plastic sheep to the manger.
"I don't get it," Swith grumbled, gnawing on the other plastic sheep. "What the f*ck is this supposed to represent? It's a filthy barn."
Naomi rolled her eyes. "It's not a barn, it's a stable, Swith. Jesus came to earth, not to rule it like a physical king, but to offer Salvation to mankind. He would later die for their sins. It's the ultimate and most selfless act of love that any god could give. Where's your holiday spirit?"
"The only holiday I care about is Zalgofest," Swith spat out a plastic sheep leg. "And it's a barn. Animals sh*t there."
"Humble beginnings, really, for something so precious," Naomi said patiently, annoyed at Swith for ruining yet another holy day. "There's Mary. She's the blessed Mother who bore the Christ child into the world. And Joseph, who followed God's will and cared for Mary. And the shepherds, to whom the angels appeared to herald the birth of the Savior. And the wise men, who followed the star to Bethlehem and saw the truth of God's blessing, and didn't betray the Christ child to King Harod. And then there's the beautiful baby Jesus Himself, swaddled in blank- hey! Where's the baby? OH MY GOSH! NVE! Get that out of your mouth!"
"I was there. It didn't happen that way," Swith picked up a plastic camel and sampled its head.
Naomi smacked NVE with a newspaper and retrieved the plastic baby from his mouth. "Stop it. I don't care. It's CHRISTMAS, damn it. It's IMPORTANT to people like Thriller and others who follow Elohim. You are all TERRIBLE. Why can't you respect other people's right to celebrate the birth of their Savior? You're all assholes." Naomi stormed off, crying in frustration.
"I got her socks for Christmas, "Swith whispered to NVE, and then finished eating the plastic camel
by Tsuyoi Tekikoku » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:58 pm
by Swith Witherward » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:01 pm
by Bone Fort » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:06 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Well, I'm an atheist in real life, but I know how beautiful the season is for so many people. There are a lot of holy days sprinkled in there for Catholics, and it's not just a single day that's celebrated. I usually duck into a church (without melting) to enjoy the peace within. The people inside aren't into the commercialism or other holiday crap. They sing, they retell the stories in the bible, and they worship. While I personally don't see the point of prayer, I look around and realize how meaningful their belief is to them, and how deeply they care about the traditions and their "reason for the season", so to speak. It makes me appreciate the fact that not all human beings are selfish assholes. Yeah, Catholics. I was one, once upon a time. I'm fond of them.
by The BranRiech » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:07 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Well, I'm an atheist in real life, but I know how beautiful the season is for so many people. There are a lot of holy days sprinkled in there for Catholics, and it's not just a single day that's celebrated. I usually duck into a church (without melting) to enjoy the peace within. The people inside aren't into the commercialism or other holiday crap. They sing, they retell the stories in the bible, and they worship. While I personally don't see the point of prayer, I look around and realize how meaningful their belief is to them, and how deeply they care about the traditions and their "reason for the season", so to speak. It makes me appreciate the fact that not all human beings are selfish assholes. Yeah, Catholics. I was one, once upon a time. I'm fond of them.
by Swith Witherward » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:08 pm
Bone Fort wrote:Swith Witherward wrote:Well, I'm an atheist in real life, but I know how beautiful the season is for so many people. There are a lot of holy days sprinkled in there for Catholics, and it's not just a single day that's celebrated. I usually duck into a church (without melting) to enjoy the peace within. The people inside aren't into the commercialism or other holiday crap. They sing, they retell the stories in the bible, and they worship. While I personally don't see the point of prayer, I look around and realize how meaningful their belief is to them, and how deeply they care about the traditions and their "reason for the season", so to speak. It makes me appreciate the fact that not all human beings are selfish assholes. Yeah, Catholics. I was one, once upon a time. I'm fond of them.
If only more atheists were like you, and more religious people like the ones you just described. Ah, the world would such a better place...
by Germanic Templars » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:08 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:Well, I'm an atheist in real life, but I know how beautiful the season is for so many people. There are a lot of holy days sprinkled in there for Catholics, and it's not just a single day that's celebrated. I usually duck into a church (without melting) to enjoy the peace within. The people inside aren't into the commercialism or other holiday crap. They sing, they retell the stories in the bible, and they worship. While I personally don't see the point of prayer, I look around and realize how meaningful their belief is to them, and how deeply they care about the traditions and their "reason for the season", so to speak. It makes me appreciate the fact that not all human beings are selfish assholes. Yeah, Catholics. I was one, once upon a time. I'm fond of them.
by The BranRiech » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:11 pm
Germanic Templars wrote:^Me gusta. And I try to go to Church but last year, I failed to do so. And I felt a bit bad.
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