BNP's Britain's Immigration War

[BNPs Britain]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to all the member threats BNP's Britain has closed all ports and borders, only authorized traffic is allowed through. The army has been put on high alert and 300,000 soldiers have been deployed to all the nations major borders and crossings to assist the police and border guards in checking every vehicle/ship/plane for illegals. We have started mining Uranium for our new Uranium Enrichment Plant and hope to have enough to build 100 missiles in 6 days. We have sent four satellites into orbit to control our new BNPMKII missile which has a range of 4,000-6,500 kilometers (2,500-4,000 miles). We have began underground nuclear test as of 0600 hours today and hope to test fire four missiles at 0800 hours tomorrow morning.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[Duckley]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to all the member threats BNP's Britain has closed all ports and borders, only authorized traffic is allowed through. The army has been put on high alert and 300,000 soldiers have been deployed to all the nations major borders and crossings to assist the police and border guards in checking every vehicle/ship/plane for illegals. We have started mining Uranium for our new Uranium Enrichment Plant and hope to have enough to build 100 missiles in 6 days. We have sent four satellites into orbit to control our new BNPMKII missile which has a range of 4,000-6,500 kilometers (2,500-4,000 miles). We have began underground nuclear test as of 0600 hours today and hope to test fire four missiles at 0800 hours tomorrow morning.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Britain doesent have that much money, you sent all the workers away remember?

[Australian Asia]

Our army will attack BNP with polish hurricanes from the 303 squadron!

[BNPs Britain]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Over 5000 illegal immigrants were rounded up this morning with the help of BNP's Britain's Police Force and Armed Forces. We are now in the process of executing said illegals which will take around 10 days at a rate of 500 a day by firing squad. This is a huge effort because most of the town of Bradford has to be demolished to make room for a huge lime pit to dispose of the said illegals, but once the infrastructure is in place we should be able to cope with thousands a day.

Yours sincerely
Andrew Brons
Secretary of State
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[Leistung]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to all the member threats BNP's Britain has closed all ports and borders, only authorized traffic is allowed through. The army has been put on high alert and 300,000 soldiers have been deployed to all the nations major borders and crossings to assist the police and border guards in checking every vehicle/ship/plane for illegals. We have started mining Uranium for our new Uranium Enrichment Plant and hope to have enough to build 100 missiles in 6 days. We have sent four satellites into orbit to control our new BNPMKII missile which has a range of 4,000-6,500 kilometers (2,500-4,000 miles). We have began underground nuclear test as of 0600 hours today and hope to test fire four missiles at 0800 hours tomorrow morning.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Cool, we'll just wait for you to starve to death. No ports = no food shipments.

[Crookfur]

To: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain
From: The Foreign Office, The Kingdom of Crookfur


Dear Muppets,

Congratulations you have just won yourselves an upgrade from the restricted trading list to the prohibited trading list.

As such nobody from the significantly richer, more powerful and all round better developed kingdom of Crookfur will trade with your insignificant and highly amusing little nation, unless they have soem pervented desire to face prosecution.

Further more any vessel flying your nations flag encountered by the Crookfur Royal Navy outside of your territorial waters will be stopped searched and impounded with the crew being detained.

Yours sincerely

Justin Tonsure
Junior Minsiter for Foreign Affairs
The Kingdom of Crookfur

[Duckley]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Over 5000 illegal immigrants were rounded up this morning with the help of BNP's Britain's Police Force and Armed Forces. We are now in the process of executing said illegals which will take around 10 days at a rate of 500 a day by firing squad. This is a huge effort because most of the town of Bradford has to be demolished to make room for a huge lime pit to dispose of the said illegals, but once the infrastructure is in place we should be able to cope with thousands a day.

Yours sincerely
Andrew Brons
Secretary of State
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

You missed that frenchman, Nick griffin

[Kylarnatia]

To: BNP Britian
From: The Ancient Empire Of Kylarnatia
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Are nation will NOT be sending any immigrants to you but will send you this warning:

We shall NOT stand for your countrys stupid accusations of immigration. If you threaten any of are fellow friendly nations with your navy we shall send are forces apon you, and we hope that doesn't happen.

Kryton Corbinus,
Embassy Leader Of Kylarnatia.

[BNPs Britain]

To: The Foreign Office, The Kingdom of Crookfur
From: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain



Dear Mr Tonsure,

Further to your threats to search, impound and detain our vessels and crew we are putting teams of 5 - 30 of Royal Marine Commandos on every major vessel which carries goods to and from our nation with backup of any nearby BNP Navy Vessel.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[New Brittonia]

Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Commonwealth of New Brittonia outright condemns these actions taken by BNP's Britain. We regret to inform you that you have been listed by the Government as a state sponsor of terrorism. All foreign assets residing in wholly-or partially owned Brittonian banks have been frozen. All Brittonian airlines are barred from flying into BNP British airports. All Brittonian flagged ships are not allowed to enter your ports. Your leader, Nick Griffin, has been barred from speaking at any universities in the Commonwealth. SIS investigations regarding other government officials have commenced.

New Brittonia urges that you cease these activities right now lest you have the whole of the international community against you. There is an opportunity for progress and stature in the world. We have a population of over three billion, you have according to our government estimates fourteen million people. Your entire nation is smaller than our mid-sized cities.

Signed,
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Commonwealth of New Brittonia
Colleen Mann

[Duckley]

Dear BNP (big nasty party)

I live in britain and Im decendant from illegal french immigrants

and you cant stop me

[Siberiak]

Dear facists
My nation is enacting a blockade of your island and is prepearing for your nation to run out of money. When you collaspe we will buy your land and turn it into the world's biggest golf course and your party will be used as the people to keep the grass short.
Your time is running out.

Siberiak

[United Justice Nation]

STOP the madness! All the BNP asked is to not send any immigrants into their country and you start acting like some wild barbarians and start assaulting them, this is not the way, by the way, BNP, no immigrants will come from us rest assured, unless I visit for a holiday.

[Hans Van Stone]

To BNP
From Hans Van Stone

Hello! My nation will support your actions, as a sign of friendship we would like to aid in the removal of the vermin in your nation, we have camps that can in short order liquidate your issue.

[United Justice Nation]

To BNP
From Hans Van Stone

Hello! My nation will support your actions, as a sign of friendship we would like to aid in the removal of the vermin in your nation, we have camps that can in short order liquidate your issue.

You see BNP, dont feel glum you have fan(s)

[Etoile Arcture]

Diplomatic Directorate - Official Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy informs your government in light of the actions of your regime and recent events we have no choice than to add your nation to the list of proscribed nations. All economic activity and diplomatic contact will hereby be cut between our nations, and your citizens denied consular access. Any citizens and officials of your nation will hereby be deported back to their home nation or any third nation who may take them.

This act is taken with a heavy heart. Both I, and officials of my government, feel that only the strongest messaged should be sent. The Unitary Technocracy deplores the crimes being committed in your nation, including the destruction of Bradford and the extra-judicial executions of innocent civilians for no reason other than the quirk of being born of another nation. It is ironic that this should happen in an island nation, which by its very nature, is populated by the descendants of immigrants who had to reach its shores from across a sea.

Dr. Michiko Flax
Director General, Diplomatic Directorate
Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture

[Salzland]

To: Nations of the World
From: Office of the Minister for Foreign Relations, Salzland

Noting Several Disturbing Trends in BNP's Britain,

The Armed Republic of Salzland wishes to immediately condemn the "government" of BNP's Britain for its flagrant human rights violations (to wit; sham trials and mass-murders of so-called "illegal immigrants"), and to announce that as a response to these actions, all trade relations between Salzland and BNP's Britain are to be considered cut. BNP's Britain assets owned or stored within the Armed Republic (including but not limited to corporations, bank accounts, properties, and other tools of economic enrichment) will be frozen and/or seized immediately by Salzland police forces, on the grounds of their use as economic accessories to genocide. Any Salzland citizens presently within BNP's Britain, whatever their 'immigration status,' are to be returned immediately lest the present regime feel comfortable committing an Act of War against the Armed Republic.

Additionally, the news that BNP's Britain has developed space-based command and control systems for Weapons of Mass Destruction, as well as its announcement of its intent to begin fielding nuclear weapons, has forced the Armed Republic to take self-defense measures in order to protect its national security. Warships from the Salzland Navy will be deployed to the region to begin intercepting suspect merchant vessels, exercising our sovereign right to board and search vessels we reasonably believe are transporting nuclear weapons or nuclear technology to or from BNP's Britain. Should any contraband be found, the vessels in question will be evacuated and sunk.

It is the Armed Republic's firm policy that nations willing to use any and all violent measures against innocent civilians will be entirely willing to use any and all weapons at their disposal against neighboring regimes; thus, the best interests of the Armed Republic are to ensure that a nuclear-armed BNP's Britain does not come to pass. We invite any other concerned nations to join us in our endeavor.

Signed,

J. Marcus Davis
Minister for Foreign Relations

[Avenio]

The Most Serene Republic of Avenio

Official Telegram - Published by the Cultural Ministry Subcommittee on Official Publications

To:The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

The Most Serene Republic deplores the genocidal policies put forth by the Kingdom, and will seek seek serious diplomatic and economic sanctions if these horrible acts do not cease immediately. BNP foreign assets invested in Avenio will be frozen, any and all BNP flagged vessels entering Avenese sovereign waters will be seized and searched for illegal weaponry. If such weapons are found, the vessels will be escorted to a secure berth at Thalassa Harborage and impounded until further notice.
Good day to you.

Signed,

Prime Minister
Sophie D'Invierre

Foreign Affairs Minister
Urbain D'Iberville

High Comissioner of Thalassa Harborage
Councillor Francois Jellicoe

Admiral of the Fleet
Lord Etienne Howe

[Hans Van Stone]

To the BNP
From Hans Van Stone

The Cargo ship Bismark will be disptached to your nation, it has a capacity of 1,000, We will be sending a large shipment of chlorine gas as well as 40 soldiers under the command of Major kurt Warner.

[Jakra]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to all the member threats BNP's Britain has closed all ports and borders, only authorized traffic is allowed through. The army has been put on high alert and 300,000 soldiers have been deployed to all the nations major borders and crossings to assist the police and border guards in checking every vehicle/ship/plane for illegals. We have started mining Uranium for our new Uranium Enrichment Plant and hope to have enough to build 100 missiles in 6 days. We have sent four satellites into orbit to control our new BNPMKII missile which has a range of 4,000-6,500 kilometers (2,500-4,000 miles). We have began underground nuclear test as of 0600 hours today and hope to test fire four missiles at 0800 hours tomorrow morning.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

To respond to the facist's unrealistic and impossible threats, the FSJ exploded into a nationwide spurt of laughter as word of BNP's ridiculous antics filled the airwaves. Currently a B-2 stealth bomber is on it's way to drop a giant stamp labeled EPIC FAIL on British Isles, to forever mark your nation as a monument to facist stupidity and ignorane. Also we will begin dropping uneducated migrants all over your country from B-2 stealth bombers and sending a column of them through the Chunnel.
Have a nice day you dirty facist, President John Henery Eden

[BNPs Britain]

To the BNP
From Hans Van Stone

The Cargo ship Bismark will be disptached to your nation, it has a capacity of 1,000, We will be sending a large shipment of chlorine gas as well as 40 soldiers under the command of Major kurt Warner.

To: Hans Van Stone
From: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Thank you for your assistance in this matter, your help is very much appreciated. Admiral Simon Darby and his team will meet you once you get to port and put this operation into production and once again thank you for your help.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[Kylarnatia]

To: BNP Britian
From: The Ancient Empire Of Kylarnatia
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Are nation will NOT be sending any immigrants to you but will send you this warning:

We shall NOT stand for your countrys stupid accusations of immigration. If you threaten any of are fellow friendly nations with your navy we shall send are forces apon you, and we hope that doesn't happen.

Kryton Corbinus,
Embassy Leader Of Kylarnatia.

[BNPs Britain]

To: The Ancient Empire Of Kylarnatia
From: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

We take your threats seriously and are prepared to go to war with you, plans are already being put into place including a draft of any man aged between 18 – 55.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[Kylarnatia]

To: The Ancient Empire Of Kylarnatia
From: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

We take your threats seriously and are prepared to go to war with you, plans are already being put into place including a draft of any man aged between 18 – 55.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

To: BNP's Britian
From: The Ancient Empire Of Kylarnatia
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1. We aren't wagging war with you, where just saying where an ally with your opposing nations
2. It wasen't a threat, its a warning, not saying its going to happan.

Alex Sparks,
Head of police & army in Kylarnatia

[Lurikastan]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Over 5000 illegal immigrants were rounded up this morning with the help of BNP's Britain's Police Force and Armed Forces. We are now in the process of executing said illegals which will take around 10 days at a rate of 500 a day by firing squad. This is a huge effort because most of the town of Bradford has to be demolished to make room for a huge lime pit to dispose of the said illegals, but once the infrastructure is in place we should be able to cope with thousands a day.

Yours sincerely
Andrew Brons
Secretary of State
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

From the desk of PM Mikhail Petkov:

Have you not considered deporting these immigrants, instead of not brutally taking their lives. In fact i have been told that 20 of these immigrants are in fact Lurikastani nationals who are infact long-term tourists. Are you going to return them, and if not why?

Either way all BNP vessels within 1,200nm of Lurikastani waters and are spotted by any Lurikastani ship, commercial or private will get an escort to the nearest Lurikastani port where they will be humanely detained until you release ALL immigrants.