BNP's Britain's Immigration War

[BNPs Britain]

Please be advised any futher attempts by any Nation or Region to send immigrants to BNP's Britain will be taken as an act of war and we will deploy military action immediately. Any immigrants attempting to sneak into our great nation will be shot on-sight or tried and executed.

Thank You,
Nick Griffin, BNP's Britain Leader.

[Gracefall]

Gracefall's leader, Nathan Elrich, has declared that they will be sending a large wave of immigrants to BNP's Britain as soon as time allows, which should be right about... now.

Military Finance Secretary Jack Reagan questions why they would even care about immigration from another country, stating it could stimulate the economy very well, and goes on to state that they really ought to accept them instead of shooting them.

[Brydog]

TO: BNP's Britain
FROM: The Liberal Democratic Republic of Wolfenhalle

We fell sorry for the people of your nation, having to live under the idiocy of a party that is quite honesty, a bunch of morons. Immigration is not a problem, why someone would want to immigrate to a nation like yours, they rather leave the place. Again, you don’t think. Good Day, Sir.

Signed,
Robert Forrester
Secretary of State
Liberal Democratic Republic of Wolfenhalle

[The Emmerian Unions]

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[Umkhonto we Sizwe]

In response to this act of terrorism, The Democratic Republic Umkhonto we Sizwe has deployed a rapid response team of 50,000 uneducated, well endowed and pregnant immigrants to the nation of BNP's Britain. Have a nice day.

[Fson]

Fson is mobilising the first egg throwers platoon, to egg the shit out of these wankers! lol

[The OpFor]

Fson is mobilising the first egg throwers platoon, to egg the shit out of these wankers! lol

We are willing to aid you in your efforts by starting a 'STOP THE BNPS BRITAIN' Facebook group.

[Bears Armed]

TO: BNP's Britain
FROM: The Liberal Democratic Republic of Wolfenhalle

We fell sorry for the people of your nation, having to live under the idiocy of a party that is quite honesty, a bunch of morons. Immigration is not a problem, why someone would want to immigrate to a nation like yours, they rather leave the place. Again, you don’t think. Good Day, Sir.

Signed,
Robert Forrester
Secretary of State
Liberal Democratic Republic of Wolfenhalle

OOC: You took the words right out of my mouth.

[Leistung]

A carton of eggs has been sent to BNP's Britain, courtesy of the Falkenberg Mosque, 31 Marxalle, Falkenberg, Leistung 09732. Feel free to retaliate, seriously.

[Siberiak]

Siberiak history with BNP's Britain has influnced our decision to accounce a plan to declare an embargo on all BNP product until they become a democracy and we encourage other nations to do so. Much like RW USA on RW Cuba (RW=Real World)

[Crookfur]

Press release from the Crookfur Foreign Office

Whislt the Foreign office currently doesn't have any information regarding any Crookfur citizens currently within BNP Britain or indeed of anyone having plans to travel there the office acknowledges that normal legitiate travel to this country might be on soem people agenda. In light of this the Foreign Office has black listed BNP Britain and officially advises against travel of any kind to this nation.

Furthermore BNP Britain has been added to the restricted trading list. As such any company or individual wishing to carry out trade of any kind with BNP Britain msut first seek approval and documentation from the Foreign Office.

[BNPs Britain]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to states threats of sending immigrants to BNP's Britain, I have authorized BNP's Navy to shoot, sink or scuttle any unauthorized ship/vessel in and around BNP's Britain's waters if suspected of carrying illegal immigrants destined for our nation. We have deployed 11 aircraft carriers, 14 battleships, 26 battle cruisers, 10 bomb vessels, 36 destroyers, 120 fast patrol boats, 2 frigates 36 gunboats, 48 gun-vessels, 6 submarines. 24 hour patrols have commenced you have been warned.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

[Telvira]

We shall fly B-2 bombers and drop immigrants and lawyers over your country until you have been overrun with immigrants who will take all your jobs and lawyers who will paralyze your nation with lawsuits! Ha!

[Leistung]

A further 10 cartons of eggs have been sent to BNP's Britain. Feel free to retaliate, same address. We won't do anything -- we swear.

[Jimanistan]

The Astrabore Wire Service
Your source for news

The entire nation of Jimanistan collectively burst into hysterical laughter late this afternoon. It is somewhat unclear what the cause was, though it appears that the cause was a backwater nation, BNP's Britain. The facist regime in said country has apparantly outlawed immigration, in a poorly written resolution. At least three people are dead from this spontaneous fit of national laughter, and dozens of others wounded.

More on this story, as it develops...

[Jakra]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to states threats of sending immigrants to BNP's Britain, I have authorized BNP's Navy to shoot, sink or scuttle any unauthorized ship/vessel in and around BNP's Britain's waters if suspected of carrying illegal immigrants destined for our nation. We have deployed [b]11 aircraft carriers, 14 battleships, 26 battle cruisers, 10 bomb vessels, 36 destroyers, 120 fast patrol boats, 2 frigates 36 gunboats, 48 gun-vessels, 6 submarines.[/b] 24 hour patrols have commenced you have been warned.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

OOC- Silly facist you only have 12 million people, navies like that belong to nations with several hundred million (The BNP is a neo-facist movement and everyone knows it).

IC- The FSJ will load stealthed cardboard boxes with immigrants and sail them past your ridiculous navy and land on your shores disrupting your Eugenics plot and make you government look like an incompetant ass. Mwahahahahahaha!, President John Henry Eden

[Albundania]

Anybody seeeeeeeeeeeen, anyyyyyyyyyy, Good Rpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

(kudos if you got the reference)

[Siberiak]

Dear fat facists
After your pathetic attempt to defend yourself against people who are more qualified than you The Armed Republic of Siberiak has decided launched rocket filled eggs, toilet rolls and paintball rounds to explode over your parailment building.

P.S. Don't bother sending me insulting telegrams, in the words of Tony Blair 'An'int Bothered'.

[Umkhonto we Sizwe]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to states threats of sending immigrants to BNP's Britain, I have authorized BNP's Navy to shoot, sink or scuttle any unauthorized ship/vessel in and around BNP's Britain's waters if suspected of carrying illegal immigrants destined for our nation. We have deployed 11 aircraft carriers, 14 battleships, 26 battle cruisers, 10 bomb vessels, 36 destroyers, 120 fast patrol boats, 2 frigates 36 gunboats, 48 gun-vessels, 6 submarines. 24 hour patrols have commenced you have been warned.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

Great scot, I'll have to take evasive action. I shall deploy a further 50,000, but this time, they will arrive via EuroStar and have fake passports. Plus, they'll all be illiterate and pregnant with triplets.

[Imperial isa]

ooc bomb vessels, gunboats, gun-vessels this navy is nothing but a out of date navy

[Albundania]

Don't make me send lawyers over!

[Crookfur]

ooc bomb vessels, gunboats, gun-vessels this navy is nothing but a out of date navy

OOC: i don't know, a modern day bomb ketch would be an interesting thing to design and i suppose techincally speaking the CB-90 fitted with the AMOS mortar turret woudl technically classify as a bomb ketch/bomb vessel.

But yeah BNP britian your navy is totally out of whack and nothing like what a British navy would look like even with the best in funding.

[Bears Armed]

Teams from the 'SWS' -- the elite 'Special Woodlands Service' unit -- may (or may not...) be infiltrating BNP's Britain, in order to liberate any bears that might be being held captive in its zoos and circuses.

'Who Bears Wins!'


And in the meanwhile, squadrons of trained Ostriches are being deployed around our borders in order to I.G.N.O.R.E. any counter-attacks that might be launched...

[Lurikastan]

Please be advised any futher attempts by any Nation or Region to send immigrants to BNP's Britain will be taken as an act of war and we will deploy military action immediately. Any immigrants attempting to sneak into our great nation will be shot on-sight or tried and executed.

Thank You,
Nick Griffin, BNP's Britain Leader.

From the desk of PM Mikhail Petkov:
To Nick Griffin:

Well then, we officially condemn you're actions and close all economic and diplomatic ties to you, as you're course of action in this situation is despicable, and poorly thought out.

[Duckley]

TO: All member nation/regions
FROM: The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

In response to states threats of sending immigrants to BNP's Britain, I have authorized BNP's Navy to shoot, sink or scuttle any unauthorized ship/vessel in and around BNP's Britain's waters if suspected of carrying illegal immigrants destined for our nation. We have deployed 11 aircraft carriers, 14 battleships, 26 battle cruisers, 10 bomb vessels, 36 destroyers, 120 fast patrol boats, 2 frigates 36 gunboats, 48 gun-vessels, 6 submarines. 24 hour patrols have commenced you have been warned.

Yours sincerely
Mark Collett
Secretary of Defense
The United Kingdom of BNP's Britain

well we will all walk through the channel tunnel