Elfen High 2 (OOC, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

CRAP! Character limit in the sig...

I'm going to put it all in one post when I'm done. Just link to that post.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Fluffy Hitler Lucifer was hopping around
San Francisco like a big playground
While Earl and Laz were busy getting trashed.
They saw little fluffy, and proceeded to laugh.
Fluffy got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Minh
Who threw his sword in
When The Doctor came out of the blue
Then he started beating up Earl and Laz too
Then they all got flattened by Ivan's automobile
But before he could make it to San Fran
Yuzuki came out of Japan
And pulled a condom and began
Raping Ivan till he kicked the can
But she lost her clothes and she ran away
Because Priest Gabriel came to absolve the day!

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

Fluffy took a bite out of unlucky Priest Gabe
Like bad luck took a bite out of the Sixth Brigade
Then Laz came back covered in a tire track
But Minh jumped out and landed on his back
And Yuzuki was injured and trying to get steady
When the Archangel came out with a machete
But something shot his leg and he tripped
And James shot him with a gun equipped
Then he saw Fluffy coming out from behind
And he reached for his bullets which he just couldn't find
Because Nico stole them and he shot and he missed
Because Pierre deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and fell off a cliff
Where his death was quite swift

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

The Anvari sang out an immaculate chorus
And up from the sewers ascended good Theodore
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones
Into the crotch of the Only one
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As good ole' Lazrian changed back to a man
But Teddy saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Lazrian's head inbetween his thighs

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

Fluffy took a bite out of unlucky Priest Gabe
Like bad luck took a bite out of the Sixth Brigade
Then Laz came back covered in a tire track
But Minh jumped out and landed on his back
And Yuzuki was injured and trying to get steady
When the Archangel came out with a machete
But something shot his leg and he tripped
And James shot him with a gun equipped
Then he saw Fluffy coming out from behind
And he reached for his bullets which he just couldn't find
Because Nico stole them and he shot and he missed
Because Pierre deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and fell off a cliff
Where his death was quite swift

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

The Anvari sang out an immaculate chorus
And up from the sewers ascended good Theodore
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones
Into the crotch of the Only one
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As good ole' Lazrian changed back to a man
But Teddy saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Lazrian's head inbetween his thighs

It was about now that Achaes interjected
But then Heather showed why he wasn't elected
He pulled out a sub-machine gun and opened fire
But Lewis made him into his own funeral pyre
Richard showed up, but just started drinking
Which is when Laz started thinking
And though that hurt his brain
He decided to go against the grain
He ripped the bottle from the janitor's hand
Lit it ablaze, and threw it at the AWB band
Vernon caught in the air and played hot potato
But Fred threw it back with a stern "fuck no"
It bounced off the Archer's head and caught him ablaze
He died, but was glad that someone remembered the old days

[Zarkenis Ultima]

No Nat, after my part comes the part that names a shitton of characters. D:

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fluffy Hitler Lucifer was hopping around
San Francisco like a big playground
While Earl and Laz were busy getting trashed.
They saw little fluffy, and proceeded to laugh.
Fluffy got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Minh
Who threw his sword in
When The Doctor came out of the blue
Then he started beating up Earl and Laz too
Then they all got flattened by Ivan's automobile
But before he could make it to San Fran
Yuzuki came out of Japan
And pulled a condom and began
Raping Ivan till he kicked the can
But she lost her clothes and she ran away
Because Priest Gabriel came to absolve the day!

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

Fluffy took a bite out of unlucky Priest Gabe
Like bad luck took a bite out of the Sixth Brigade
Then Laz came back covered in a tire track
But Minh jumped out and landed on his back
And Yuzuki was injured and trying to get steady
When the Archangel came out with a machete
But something shot his leg and he tripped
And James shot him with a gun equipped
Then he saw Fluffy coming out from behind
And he reached for his bullets which he just couldn't find
Because Nico stole them and he shot and he missed
Because Pierre deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and fell off a cliff
Where his death was quite swift

This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny
Bad guys, idiots and sex as far as the eye can see
And fortunately only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate godmod of ultimate destiny

Freddie Mercury sang out and cheered
Out of nightmares came Polarbeard
Who delivered a punch, which even Crowley feared
Into the face of the Canadian, oh dear
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As the Doctor changed back into Smith again
But Polarbeard saw through his clever disguise
And Matt Smith's head was capsized

[Nationstatelandsville]

No Nat, after my part comes the part that names a shitton of characters. D:

(smacks)

I don't care, bitch!

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Is it bad that the words are coming out as a rap instead of to the tune of the original song?

Probably not.

[Nude East Ireland]

Big Old Leviathan was sittin' around
In the Elfen High School System Underground
When suddenly James burst from the shade
And hit Leviathan with a frag grenade
So the dragon got pissed and began to stomp around
When mutant bunnies came out of the ground
They proceeded to open up a can of sex-ed
When Nyarla came back from givin' some head

And she started sodomizing with rage and hate
Then she got run down by the Pearly Gate
But before James could crawl back to his cave
Fixban popped out from under his grave
Charged a fire ball up and began to attack
He blew James away and did lots of crack
When he turned around and ran away
'Cause Loki and the Norse gods came to play

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Elfen High Destiny
Good guys - no, wait, we're all bad guys, who raided a pharmacy
And did all the drugs we could see
This is the Elfen High Showdown, of Ultimate Mystery

Leviathan took a bite out of Loki and Thor
Quicker than Crowley could kill a side-street whore
And then Nyarla came back, covered in slime
When the Greek gods came to have a good time
And James was injured, trying to get steady
When Calliel came out with a flaming machete
But something weird caught his leg and he tripped
'Twas Morgan Le Fey and her red-hot whip

Then she say Leviathan sneakin' up from behind
And turned into a dragon in almost no time
But James grabbed a gun and he shot and missed
And Loki deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Greek god Hades did a pole vault
But the two titans collided in the air
Then they both got hit by Lewis' chest hair

This is the Ultimate High School of Ultimate Elfen Destiny
Bad guys are killing each other, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it could be?
This is the Elfen Showdown of Destiny Ultimate

Angels sang out in an Hellish yell
As down from Heaven, descended Uriel
Who delivered a kick which could shatter continents
Into James' 'Washington Monument'
He fell into the ground
Screaming in pain
As a dragon changed back in to Morgan Le Fey
But Uriel saw through the clever disguise
And he crushed Morgan's head in-between his thighs

Then Laz the Great and Laz the Mighty
And Richard dressed in his tight-y white-y's
And Crowley and Fixban
And Damien on novocain
Lewis, Megan, Polarbeard
Jade, EVE, Eric the Queer
Ferdinand Seward, his Vampire mother
Raphael, Gabriel, Michael, and Azazel
All came out of Night's ass lightning fast
And they kick Uriel and his black ass
It was the bloodiest battle the RP ever saw
With readers looking on in total awe

The battle raged on 'til page 103
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion rose, the rest saw their better
Arjun Kahn in a blood-stained diaper

[Zarkenis Ultima]

*Zark sheds tears of joy*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NEI wins.

[Nationstatelandsville]

NEI wins.

No fair, she's Jackie!

[The Inritus Extraho]

This isn't relevant, but...

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I like NEI's ending, but that's a EH only version...

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I have to agree, Jackie wins.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I did it, because Jackie didn't.

"Ye' broke time!" Lewis roared, throwing an unconscious Mr. Rogers away from him. It was adorable that the old man thought he could take him in a fight, but irritating all the same. He made a mental note not to insult trolleys anymore.

"I did no such thing!" an Englishman protested from a thick haze of who-the-fuck-knows. Lewis certainly didn't, and he had been with the guy for a good few hours.

"William Shakespeare is makin' out with Henry V!" Lewis pointed out, jabbing an accusatory finger at the two, were, for some reason, sprawled out on the lawn of the White House, "And we're in America, for some reason!"

"Everybody needs somebody to love," the Brit countered with a shrug. Was he even smoking anything? Lewis didn't see a cigarette. In fact, the smoke seemed to have been coming from behind and below hi - ew.

"I told ye' not to touch that spell-book!" Lewis bickered.

"Hey, you're the twat who left it on the bar," the Englishman replied, waving some of the smoke into his nostrils, "How was I suppose to know that was a time travel spell?"

"BECAUSE IT SAID TIME TRAVEL SPELL!" Lewis snapped.

"You're being rather harsh," the Englishman sighed, "Hey, can I go out into town? I bet the prostitutes here are amazing."

"No!" Lewis spat, "Ye' and I need to stick together until midnight, when the spell wears off. We can't risk Hawkin
wheelin' his stupid crippled ass into the first photograph or some shit. Now, where's the spell-book?"

The Brit shrugged, "I threw at some guy who was yelling at us. In a suit."

"A guy in a suit," Lewis deadpanned, "on the White House lawn. I wonder who that was."

"He screamed something about 'malarkey'," the English musician said offhandedly, strolling casually up to a car he was about to steal.

"...Ye' gave Joe Biden a spell-book of infinite power," Lewis stuttered in abject horror, "No. No. No!"

He rushed past the Englishman and leaped into the car, which conveniently had the keys still inside.

"...Huh?" drowsily asked Bill Murray from the passenger's seat, stirring from his sleep.

"Fuck my life," Lewis mumbled, the car roaring to life and flying towards the White House, "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEN!"

"...Well, I may as well," the Englishman sighed, heading off towards wherever there was music to play and groupies to do narcotics with.

[Ende]

And I thought James was the psychotic one in the relationship.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And I thought James was the psychotic one in the relationship.

Inritus is incapable of creating a character who isn't completely homicidal for some reason.

But then, this is Elfen High.

[The Inritus Extraho]

And I thought James was the psychotic one in the relationship.

She's not psychotic... just... possessive... okay fine she's (slightly) psychotic but I had fun writing that and I've been planning it for SO LONG

HEY.
HEY.
I've made peaceful characters!

[Nationstatelandsville]

And I thought James was the psychotic one in the relationship.

She's not psychotic... just... possessive... okay fine she's (slightly) psychotic but I had fun writing that and I've been planning it for SO LONG

HEY.
HEY.
I've made peaceful characters!

Like... ?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

And I thought James was the psychotic one in the relationship.

Inritus is incapable of creating a character who isn't completely homicidal for some reason.

But then, this is Elfen High.

Valterzhaw (If I misplaced the H, sorry, >.>) wasn't completely homicidal.

At first.

Then he went and met the beings not from Aether.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Valterzhaw (If I misplaced the H, sorry, >.>) wasn't completely homicidal.

At first.

Then he went and met the beings not from Aether.

Valtherzaw from Aether was fine (until he got corrupted, but I didn't /create/ him that way)
Golden Valtherzaw (personality) from STS was actually peaceful (until he got melded back in, but again! he was peaceful! for a bit!)
My original character from The Chronicles of Mystria was peaceful (again, until he got corrupted, but I didn't /create/ him that way, either)
Erm...

Okay.
Fine.
I'll do it sometime, but it's so much fun to write socio/psycho paths!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Valterzhaw (If I misplaced the H, sorry, >.>) wasn't completely homicidal.

At first.

Then he went and met the beings not from Aether.

Valtherzaw from Aether was fine (until he got corrupted, but I didn't /create/ him that way)
Golden Valtherzaw (personality) from STS was actually peaceful (until he got melded back in, but again! he was peaceful! for a bit!)
My original character from The Chronicles of Mystria was peaceful (again, until he got corrupted, but I didn't /create/ him that way, either)
Erm...

Okay.
Fine.
I'll do it sometime, but it's so much fun to write socio/psycho paths!

They're never psychotic at first.

You don't like making psychotic characters, you like corrupting the perfectly sane.

But that's why we love you.

[The Inritus Extraho]

They're never psychotic at first.

You don't like making psychotic characters, you like corrupting the perfectly sane.

But that's why we love you.

Well... corrupting the sane is fun, I won't deny it... So's breaking people's expectations...

It does make for good character development, though!

[The Inritus Extraho]

Speaking of, the creator of STS is baaack~

Not sure whether interested to watch, or terrified of what shall come.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

They're never psychotic at first.

You don't like making psychotic characters, you like corrupting the perfectly sane.

But that's why we love you.

Well... corrupting the sane is fun, I won't deny it... So's breaking people's expectations...

It does make for good character development, though!

The good guy's brother turns evil. Woo.

I'm only using one example and grossly generalizing, but still, .

@TIE: Brit's not the creator. >.>.

The creator is...

Headingtonia. -Nods-