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Our Company Information
Revenue Growth: 33%
Profit Growth: 66%
Total Return: 81%
Two years ago Mike Mallarhyde was quick off the bat to capitalize on an unprecedented local monkey glut. Using a highly synergistic merger of dynamic markets as the company's sales platform, Mallarhyde leaped from a local to an international consumer base that seems to be in fevered monkey lust that just won't let up.
Although using innovative business systems and a highly competitive price point certainly helps; Mallarhyde's personal charisma and vision cannot be overlooked. Market analysts believed that the primate market had peaked 3 years ago and competitors returns through this period have remained flat. But Mallarhyde's drive and success have proved the pundits wrong showing strong quarter over quarter growth and profits while keeping a thrifty handle on overhead. Mike's Monkey House cannot even keep 'laboratory seconds' in stock - product most companies think of as unmovable.
High quality products
Great service
Reasonably priced
“When I started my monkey selling business two years ago, people said: “Mike, you’re out of your mind! Who would want to buy a monkey?” But I knew that there’s one important thing that you do in business, and that’s to provide service to ordinary people who have a need. And in this case, the need was monkeys!”
Mike’s Monkey House owner and founder Mike Mallarhyde
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