Monfrox wrote:Giovenith wrote:
"What?! What do you two want?!" Belphegor snapped at Bones and the Demon. "Can't you see that I am extremely busy?!"
"OH MY GOD! I think I soddered two fingers together-!"
"Take an advil!" Belphegor chucked the pill bottle at the direction of the noise.
"OW MY EYE! Thank you- WAIT, this is a child-proof cap!!"
"YOU'RE FIRED!" Belphegor screamed at the child, who was then dragged away by robots to meet a similar fate as Suzy. "Guards! See to it his pet rabbit... runs away."
"NOOOOOOOONOTNIBBLESSSS!!!!" The child was strung up the tree by his legs.
The Demon grabbed Belphegor up by the back of his shirt and hoisted him up to her eye level. She bared her fangs and then opened her mouth to reveal her other sets of teeth. "What in my rat-assed father's name are you doing?" She growled.
"GAH- Put me DOWN!" He struggled and kicked in the air. "A machine of mine needs soddering and my robots are too tired to do it! So I've been paying these human baby-things to do the work for me."
"He said he'd give us Pokemon cards!" said an orphan.
"But all he gave us were crude drawings of unidentifiable animals!" Another kid held up lazily cut out squares of notebook paper with poorly penned drawings.
"LIES! LIES ALL OF IT LIES!!" squealed Belphegor. "Ohhhh, you have no CLUE the suffering these brats have caused me!"
"11001011100101011110000110..." beeped a robot, which translated into, "I got the dog shock collars Boss, do you want me to start putting them on?"