Personification Life

[Giovenith]

"What?! What do you two want?!" Belphegor snapped at Bones and the Demon. "Can't you see that I am extremely busy?!"

"OH MY GOD! I think I soddered two fingers together-!"

"Take an advil!" Belphegor chucked the pill bottle at the direction of the noise.

"OW MY EYE! Thank you- WAIT, this is a child-proof cap!!"

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Belphegor screamed at the child, who was then dragged away by robots to meet a similar fate as Suzy. "Guards! See to it his pet rabbit... runs away."

"NOOOOOOOONOTNIBBLESSSS!!!!" The child was strung up the tree by his legs.

The Demon grabbed Belphegor up by the back of his shirt and hoisted him up to her eye level. She bared her fangs and then opened her mouth to reveal her other sets of teeth. "What in my rat-assed father's name are you doing?" She growled.

"GAH- Put me DOWN!" He struggled and kicked in the air. "A machine of mine needs soddering and my robots are too tired to do it! So I've been paying these human baby-things to do the work for me."

"He said he'd give us Pokemon cards!" said an orphan.

"But all he gave us were crude drawings of unidentifiable animals!" Another kid held up lazily cut out squares of notebook paper with poorly penned drawings.

"LIES! LIES ALL OF IT LIES!!" squealed Belphegor. "Ohhhh, you have no CLUE the suffering these brats have caused me!"

"11001011100101011110000110..." beeped a robot, which translated into, "I got the dog shock collars Boss, do you want me to start putting them on?"

[Dabfia]

*Meanwhile 2 floors above where Dab and Thriller are fighting guards Shea is in a closet aiming at the door as High level Mercs patrol the halls looking for her when they open the door she opens fire on them*

DIE ASSHOLES!

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

The Demon grabbed Belphegor up by the back of his shirt and hoisted him up to her eye level. She bared her fangs and then opened her mouth to reveal her other sets of teeth. "What in my rat-assed father's name are you doing?" She growled.

"GAH- Put me DOWN!" He struggled and kicked in the air. "A machine of mine needs soddering and my robots are too tired to do it! So I've been paying these human baby-things to do the work for me."

"He said he'd give us Pokemon cards!" said an orphan.

"But all he gave us were crude drawings of unidentifiable animals!" Another kid held up lazily cut out squares of notebook paper with poorly penned drawings.

"LIES! LIES ALL OF IT LIES!!" squealed Belphegor. "Ohhhh, you have no CLUE the suffering these brats have caused me!"

"11001011100101011110000110..." beeped a robot, which translated into, "I got the dog shock collars Boss, do you want me to start putting them on?"

who's suzy and what's with the robots?

[Germanic Templars]

"Because the present one would still be in my stomach." Arthur continued lowering his gun.

"You're quite right. That would never do," she acknowledged the logic and slung the gun over a shoulder. "I'm Gretchen Garbro," she introduced herself, "And you are?"



Naomi shrugged. "I don't know. I went home with my winnings and some crazy Velociraptor was making scones in my kitchen. You look like you rode a dead animal down a flight of stairs. You should be resting, Aleki."

"That I did, though I do not know how that happened, say were those actually "Pain killers" that you gave me? And no, I am fine, just need to grab me some ibuprofen and a calorie drink. "

[Dabfia]

I already own the moon, and this planet and venus but not earth not yet at least *pulls out an assault rifle and puts the tonic in my pocket and starts shooting*

"Well then how about this, you share half of the moon with me and join me when I assault Earth, you will get to keep every land you capture, though other nations will be joining too. Hold on...Feuer in der Loch!" *Thriller tosses a grenade, killing 5 soldiers clustered together*

You can have 1/4th of the moon and when we take over earth i get 2/4ths of the earth
Use a magnet gun *pulls out a magnet gun and uses it to make a medal door hit 5 guards*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Because the present one would still be in my stomach." Arthur continued lowering his gun.

"You're quite right. That would never do," she acknowledged the logic and slung the gun over a shoulder. "I'm Gretchen Garbro," she introduced herself, "And you are?"



Naomi shrugged. "I don't know. I went home with my winnings and some crazy Velociraptor was making scones in my kitchen. You look like you rode a dead animal down a flight of stairs. You should be resting, Aleki."

"My name is NVE, when I am in my regular body. I named this body Arthur VanDelay. It is a pleasure to meet you Miss Garbro." Arthur introduced himself with a smile.

[Monfrox]

The Demon grabbed Belphegor up by the back of his shirt and hoisted him up to her eye level. She bared her fangs and then opened her mouth to reveal her other sets of teeth. "What in my rat-assed father's name are you doing?" She growled.

"GAH- Put me DOWN!" He struggled and kicked in the air. "A machine of mine needs soddering and my robots are too tired to do it! So I've been paying these human baby-things to do the work for me."

"He said he'd give us Pokemon cards!" said an orphan.

"But all he gave us were crude drawings of unidentifiable animals!" Another kid held up lazily cut out squares of notebook paper with poorly penned drawings.

"LIES! LIES ALL OF IT LIES!!" squealed Belphegor. "Ohhhh, you have no CLUE the suffering these brats have caused me!"

"11001011100101011110000110..." beeped a robot, which translated into, "I got the dog shock collars Boss, do you want me to start putting them on?"

The Demon's growled turned into a snarl. "You've got five seconds to get your shit out of here and back to Hell." She said. She dropped Belphegor onto groun."One." She counted. At that point, one of her limbs jutted out from her shoulder.

[Bone Fort]

"And leave the children here!"

Bones shouted at the demons.

[Germanic Templars]

"Well then how about this, you share half of the moon with me and join me when I assault Earth, you will get to keep every land you capture, though other nations will be joining too. Hold on...Feuer in der Loch!" *Thriller tosses a grenade, killing 5 soldiers clustered together*

Use a magnet gun *pulls out a magnet gun and uses it to make a medal door hit 5 guards*

"haha, nice. Hey watch this." *Pulls out katana and sprints to a group of guards, decapitating 2, and picking up another and throwing him against a wall.*

[Dabfia]

Use a magnet gun *pulls out a magnet gun and uses it to make a medal door hit 5 guards*

"haha, nice. Hey watch this." *Pulls out katana and sprints to a group of guards, decapitating 2, and picking up another and throwing him against a wall.*

I get 2/4ths of earth if we take it over.
Try lightning a katana *pulls out a lighting katana and slices a guard in half and make the two behind him run away in fear*
WUSSES GET BACK HEAR AND GET YOUR HEADS CHOPPED OFF!

[Giovenith]

Belphegor glared at both of them, before scooting around and crossing his arms. "I'm not budging!"

[Swith Witherward]

"That I did, though I do not know how that happened, say were those actually "Pain killers" that you gave me? And no, I am fine, just need to grab me some ibuprofen and a calorie drink. "

"Mmmhmm, just Vicodin," Naomi replied and helped him to his feet. "The last thing I remember clearly before the minotaur wrestling match was you talking about Thriller taking over the universe and uniting all the people. I don't remember much else except placing bets with the demon. I expect Totenkopf is somewhere with minotaur slap marks all over his back. I suspect we don't actually have to eat or drink anything during these Zalgofests and we'd still be affected." She shrugged.


Gretchen smiled back at NVE. "How do you do? Please, call me Gretta," she said. "When you said that you were a raptor, I do hope you meant Velociraptor. Are you from Palo Alto as well?

[The BranRiech]

"GAH- Put me DOWN!" He struggled and kicked in the air. "A machine of mine needs soddering and my robots are too tired to do it! So I've been paying these human baby-things to do the work for me."

"He said he'd give us Pokemon cards!" said an orphan.

"But all he gave us were crude drawings of unidentifiable animals!" Another kid held up lazily cut out squares of notebook paper with poorly penned drawings.

"LIES! LIES ALL OF IT LIES!!" squealed Belphegor. "Ohhhh, you have no CLUE the suffering these brats have caused me!"

"11001011100101011110000110..." beeped a robot, which translated into, "I got the dog shock collars Boss, do you want me to start putting them on?"

"Who invited him?"

Bran walked by the prison camp that instantly reminded him of Branriech Re-education camps in the North. "Let's go make Waffles and then do something about it,

I'm starving."

[Swith Witherward]

OOC be back in a few. Going out for dinner.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"That I did, though I do not know how that happened, say were those actually "Pain killers" that you gave me? And no, I am fine, just need to grab me some ibuprofen and a calorie drink. "

"Mmmhmm, just Vicodin," Naomi replied and helped him to his feet. "The last thing I remember clearly before the minotaur wrestling match was you talking about Thriller taking over the universe and uniting all the people. I don't remember much else except placing bets with the demon. I expect Totenkopf is somewhere with minotaur slap marks all over his back. I suspect we don't actually have to eat or drink anything during these Zalgofests and we'd still be affected." She shrugged.


Gretchen smiled back at NVE. "How do you do? Please, call me Gretta," she said. "When you said that you were a raptor, I do hope you meant Velociraptor. Are you from Palo Alto as well?

"Velociraptor antirrhopus, from Costa Rica. That is a nice name Gretta. Would you care to help me get back in my rightful body?" Arthur asked.

[Monfrox]

Belphegor glared at both of them, before scooting around and crossing his arms. "I'm not budging!"

"Twoooo." Another limb sprouted out and the two began to sharpen themselves by rubbing the blades together. Sparks flew from every swipe.

[Bone Fort]

Belphegor glared at both of them, before scooting around and crossing his arms. "I'm not budging!"

Bones smiled beneath his mask.

"Would you like me to demonstrate why it would be a bad idea for you to not listen?"

[Germanic Templars]

"That I did, though I do not know how that happened, say were those actually "Pain killers" that you gave me? And no, I am fine, just need to grab me some ibuprofen and a calorie drink. "

"Mmmhmm, just Vicodin," Naomi replied and helped him to his feet. "The last thing I remember clearly before the minotaur wrestling match was you talking about Thriller taking over the universe and uniting all the people. I don't remember much else except placing bets with the demon. I expect Totenkopf is somewhere with minotaur slap marks all over his back. I suspect we don't actually have to eat or drink anything during these Zalgofests and we'd still be affected." She shrugged.


Gretchen smiled back at NVE. "How do you do? Please, call me Gretta," she said. "When you said that you were a raptor, I do hope you meant Velociraptor. Are you from Palo Alto as well?

"Actually, I think we might, Thriller left me some high calorie drinks in a drawer. And some meds in the bathroom. And I doubt anyone got in, ever since the last party. And what'cha mean by affected?"

[Germanic Templars]

"haha, nice. Hey watch this." *Pulls out katana and sprints to a group of guards, decapitating 2, and picking up another and throwing him against a wall.*

I get 2/4ths of earth if we take it over.
Try lightning a katana *pulls out a lighting katana and slices a guard in half and make the two behind him run away in fear*
WUSSES GET BACK HEAR AND GET YOUR HEADS CHOPPED OFF!

"Or the land you conquer during the campaign, trust me, other nations are joining in as well."

*Pulls out C4 charges*

"Now then lets get a cracken at blowing this place up."

[Dabfia]

I get 2/4ths of earth if we take it over.
Try lightning a katana *pulls out a lighting katana and slices a guard in half and make the two behind him run away in fear*
WUSSES GET BACK HEAR AND GET YOUR HEADS CHOPPED OFF!

"Or the land you conquer during the campaign, trust me, other nations are joining in as well."

*Pulls out C4 charges*

"Now then lets get a cracken at blowing this place up."

I thought we had to find Shea and get answers then blow it up.

[Germanic Templars]

"Or the land you conquer during the campaign, trust me, other nations are joining in as well."

*Pulls out C4 charges*

"Now then lets get a cracken at blowing this place up."

I thought we had to find Shea and get answers then blow it up.

"That's why we are here? Anyway, you're right." *Throws a pack of C4 on the ceiling* "If there is anyway, it's up."

[Giovenith]

Belphegor glared at both of them, before scooting around and crossing his arms. "I'm not budging!"

Bones smiled beneath his mask.

"Would you like me to demonstrate why it would be a bad idea for you to not listen?"

"You shall demonstrate nothing to me you foolish mortal!" said Belphegor, shaking one of his little fists. "You understand not the complexity of the demon you toy with! I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins! I was thrown from Heaven itself and forced to squander, yet now thrive! I witnessed the creation of Hell itself! I am, and forever shall be-"

"Is he being a dumbass again?" said Asmodeus, who was standing there a chewing a waffle nonchalantly.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Belphegor glared at both of them, before scooting around and crossing his arms. "I'm not budging!"

um.......wtf is going on here!?.......
"has a wing pick up a steel bar and whack belphegor on the head"

[Bone Fort]

"Yes, very much so."

Bones said to Asmodeus, his voice full of vigor, as he was looking forward to whatever would happen next.

[The BranRiech]

"Is he being a dumbass again?" said Asmodeus, who was standing there a chewing a waffle nonchalantly.

"He's set up some sort of Gulag over in the Lobby, he's got Orphans working for him or something . . .

. . . Should we do something? Cause' these Waffles are good."