Personification Life

[Western Borderlands]

Drake went into the apartments and immediately to the air vents.

[Dabfia]

*Meanwhile on MARS*
I didn't get the file he took it from me.
Dammit. You were supposed to get the files but you let him take it from you, And you call yourself a professional
Well at least i didn't get my ass kicked by a bunch of miners

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"No, NVE will be confused for a while. Her head doesn't know how to deal with all the voices anymore, I expect a psychotic breakdown." Arthur said with his voice getting higher. Music played from nowhere.

"Of all the times to need a therapist... and he's bent on killing him." 2Swith's frustration manifested itself in a series of small ticks to the outer corner of her right eye. "I swear, this music is going to make me stroke out. Is this Lovin' Spoonful? Fortu, exactly how old is NVE that he knows all these songs?" She lifted her head and listened to the lyrics. "Granted, he's got excellent taste and it spans some of my favorite decades... I wonder if he'll throw in some big band swing - love it - and possibly some early 1920's jazz? I'm probably the only person in the building who listens to opera and show tunes, so I won't hold my breath for those." She laughed and, distracted, did an awkward groovy dance. 2Swith had rhythm but had never learned any actual dance moves.



Meanwhile...

NVE swallowed the the Telluric Interchanger during the transformation. Scarface grunted and nodded in reply. He wrote a quick note...

Sorry. When isn't NVE in his right mind?

"NVE is never in his right might, dearest." Swith thoughtfully moved NVE's human female head from side to side, examining her features. "I just don't want to be around when she makes the final deposit on that gizmo you just fed her."

She checked vital signs on Bran and Fortu, pleased that everything seemed to be running smoothly.

"His age? I can't really say, time travel makes concepts like age irrelevant." Fortu replied. Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door. "KNOCK! KNOCK!" NVE shouted in a deranged tone hacking away at the door with a giant lollipop. "Oh bloody hell! She found me!" Arthur said as if he was breathing helium. He ran up one the stairs and into a garden, locking a door behind him. NVE kicked down the door revealing her new form. "I want to play!" she said in the same crazed childish tone. "Bran! Take the shot!" Fortu shouted. NVE shot Fortu with a death-ray, instead of the orange beam it usually produced, a rainbow came out, but the effects were the same. Fortu screamed as he disintigrated and was reduced to a pile of ashes. "You have gone too far!" Bran said taking the shot, NVE dodged and the shot grazed her ear. She dropped the death-ray and gripped her missing, bleeding ear and screamed in pain. Bran took another shot and NVE's head exploded leaving a bloody stump of a neck behind. "You did it Bran! Arthur is safe for now!" Swith said and hugged Bran. "Now how are we suppose to get out of here?" Bran asked. As he said that the dreamworld erupted in flames starting from NVE's body. The flames spread outward and surrounded 2Swith and Bran, as they were about to be burned alive, the gravity shifted and they fell into the air. Before they could hit another staircase they awoke in reality with their chairs being tipped over and falling to the floor.


Meanwhile...

Scarface wrote another note...

That was sarcasm. And NVE wasn't supposed to swallow the Interchanger.

Fortu woke up screaming. "She just shot me!" he complained. Shortly afterward NVE woke up screaming. Scarface put some Duct Tape on her mouth and NVE made a death glare at him. "If NVE is awake that means they did it! Mission Acomplished! Now give Bran and Swith a kick." Fortu said. Scarface knocked over their seats with a grunt.

[Western Borderlands]

Drake glided through the air vents...black smoke surrounded him and it got into any nearby room ventillation.

[The BranRiech]

"His age? I can't really say, time travel makes concepts like age irrelevant." Fortu replied. Suddenly, there was a loud banging on the door. "KNOCK! KNOCK!" NVE shouted in a deranged tone hacking away at the door with a giant lollipop. "Oh bloody hell! She found me!" Arthur said as if he was breathing helium. He ran up one the stairs and into a garden, locking a door behind him. NVE kicked down the door revealing her new form. "I want to play!" she said in the same crazed childish tone. "Bran! Take the shot!" Fortu shouted. NVE shot Fortu with a death-ray, instead of the orange beam it usually produced, a rainbow came out, but the effects were the same. Fortu screamed as he disintigrated and was reduced to a pile of ashes. "You have gone too far!" Bran said taking the shot, NVE dodged and the shot grazed her ear. She dropped the death-ray and gripped her missing, bleeding ear and screamed in pain. Bran took another shot and NVE's head exploded leaving a bloody stump of a neck behind. "You did it Bran! Arthur is safe for now!" Swith said and hugged Bran. "Now how are we suppose to get out of here?" Bran asked. As he said that the dreamworld erupted in flames starting from NVE's body. The flames spread outward and surrounded 2Swith and Bran, as they were about to be burned alive, the gravity shifted and they fell into the air. Before they could hit another staircase they awoke in reality with their chairs being tipped over and falling to the floor.

Bran awoke with a whoop of Victory. "I fucking did it! I win! I win! I never even got marksmanship training, this one's going in the books . . . Oh hey NVE, sorry about shooting you, I kind of had to, no hard feelings right?"

[Dabfia]

*Demonic Vaid and Evil Vaid were teleported back to their room*
Alright lets go get the files

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Bran awoke with a whoop of Victory. "I fucking did it! I win! I win! I never even got marksmanship training, this one's going in the books . . . Oh hey NVE, sorry about shooting you, I kind of had to, no hard feelings right?"

NVE gave Bran a death glare. "Eeuaghafvada!" she said through the duct tape and trying to break her restraints.

[Monfrox]

"Well I haven't been around that long, and I've been stuck in the Zone for the majority of my life, so it wasn't me. But you still didn't answer my question." She replied.

"Well the Emperor is no fun to talk to when he is doing is "Human Augmentation" experiments, and I need someone to talk to."

"Well then. Ask away." Monfrox said. Suddenly, she went wide-eyed at Tsuyoi's comment. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that....." She said to herself.

[Germanic Templars]

"Well the Emperor is no fun to talk to when he is doing is "Human Augmentation" experiments, and I need someone to talk to."

"Well then. Ask away." Monfrox said. Suddenly, she went wide-eyed at Tsuyoi's comment. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that....." She said to herself.

"Umm.. Alright, let me think here..... Oh! Why don'tcha tell me a little about yourself."

[The BranRiech]

Bran awoke with a whoop of Victory. "I fucking did it! I win! I win! I never even got marksmanship training, this one's going in the books . . . Oh hey NVE, sorry about shooting you, I kind of had to, no hard feelings right?"

NVE gave Bran a death glare. "Eeuaghafvada!" she said through the duct tape and trying to break her restraints.

"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."

[Monfrox]

"Well then. Ask away." Monfrox said. Suddenly, she went wide-eyed at Tsuyoi's comment. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that....." She said to herself.

"Umm.. Alright, let me think here..... Oh! Why don'tcha tell me a little about yourself."

Monfrox gave Aleki that same look. "I think my appearance speaks for itself, mostly. Try again?" A smirk crawled across her face.

[Germanic Templars]

"Umm.. Alright, let me think here..... Oh! Why don'tcha tell me a little about yourself."

Monfrox gave Aleki that same look. "I think my appearance speaks for itself, mostly. Try again?" A smirk crawled across her face.

"Appearance tells only a quarter of the story, mein freund. But since you asked, i'll try again.... So, what brings you here?"

[Swith Witherward]

NVE gave Bran a death glare. "Eeuaghafvada!" she said through the duct tape and trying to break her restraints.

"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."

"Oh crap... waffles!" Both Swiths said in unison.

"Bran, listen, there was an accident while you were gone. The waffle iron... because I didn't use spray stuff... and drain cleaner... well uh." Swith shook her head. "I broke your waffle iron. But you can have my blender, okay?"

2Swith picked up Fortu and hugged his skull. "I was saddened when you died," she said.

[The BranRiech]

"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."

"Oh crap... waffles!" Both Swiths said in unison.

"Bran, listen, there was an accident while you were gone. The waffle iron... because I didn't use spray stuff... and drain cleaner... well uh." Swith shook her head. "I broke your waffle iron. But you can have my blender, okay?"

2Swith picked up Fortu and hugged his skull. "I was saddened when you died," she said.

Upon hearing the words of pure terror, Bran almost broke into sobs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Waffle maker! *Sniffle* Blenders can't make Waffles . . .

. . . I guess I'll buy another then . . ."

[Monfrox]

Monfrox gave Aleki that same look. "I think my appearance speaks for itself, mostly. Try again?" A smirk crawled across her face.

"Appearance tells only a quarter of the story, mein freund. But since you asked, i'll try again.... So, what brings you here?"

"I came here to escape the horrific setting that my nation deems as 'The Zone'." She answered.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"Hey, don't give me that look. You were going to destroy our dimension if we let you kill your compassion, Swith seemed kind of angry about it and I would have stopped giving you Waffles. So there."

"Oh crap... waffles!" Both Swiths said in unison.

"Bran, listen, there was an accident while you were gone. The waffle iron... because I didn't use spray stuff... and drain cleaner... well uh." Swith shook her head. "I broke your waffle iron. But you can have my blender, okay?"

2Swith picked up Fortu and hugged his skull. "I was saddened when you died," she said.

"It's ok Swith, it was only a dream. When I die, I'll just go back to NVE's mind and become part of him or her again." Fortu said. NVE fell on the floor trying to break free. "Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya!" she mumbled. "Ok, what are we going to do with NVE now?" Fortu asked.

[Germanic Templars]

"Appearance tells only a quarter of the story, mein freund. But since you asked, i'll try again.... So, what brings you here?"

"I came here to escape the horrific setting that my nation deems as 'The Zone'." She answered.

"Oooh, so tell me, what is this place, The Zone, you speak of."

[Western Borderlands]

Drake glided by mon's room's vetilation and the smoke went out accordingly although he didn't note it...he just kept gliding.


(OOC: Accidentally posted this in the sign-up thread )

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

"I came here to escape the horrific setting that my nation deems as 'The Zone'." She answered.

"Oooh, so tell me, what is this place, The Zone, you speak of."

"hands akeki the stalker game"
play this game and find out what the zone is..

[Swith Witherward]

Upon hearing the words of pure terror, Bran almost broke into sobs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Waffle maker! *Sniffle* Blenders can't make Waffles . . .

. . . I guess I'll buy another then . . ."

2Swith nearly dropped Fortu. "I'm so sorry Bran... b-but you can m-make waffle mix in the blender, right? I'll buy you a new one..." She felt wretched.

Swith rolled her eyes. "What the fuck? You were in NVE's head. I broke it."

2Swith glared at her. "Oh, me... can't you see how much this means to Bran?"

"Yes, so we'll replace it." Swith paused and looked at her. "That's your name. Omi. Now get your silly ass into a portal and find a new iron for him." She took Fortu from her and nudged her towards a closet. "Make it a good one. Gourmet and all."

Once Omi had vanished into the closet, Swith turned her attention back to Fortu. "So, what happens now? What do we do with Little Miss Sunshine here?"

[Dabfia]

Drake glided by mon's room's vetilation and the smoke went out accordingly although he didn't note it...he just kept gliding.


(OOC: Accidentally posted this in the sign-up thread )

*Meanwhile in Drakes room*
Alright i got the files take that red book he could use the words against me like last time

[Arcadsland]

Arcad was trying to find her apartment that she had just purchased not long back. The only problem was is that none of them were numbered and she had no way of finding out where she now lived. The first door that Arcad saw she entered to see it was occupied. "Woops..."! She said as she rubbed the back of her neck.

[Germanic Templars]

"Oooh, so tell me, what is this place, The Zone, you speak of."

"hands akeki the stalker game"
play this game and find out what the zone is..

*Looks at Tsuyoi with a confused expression, then hands back the game*

"Umm, i do not know how to play this "game" you speak of."

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Upon hearing the words of pure terror, Bran almost broke into sobs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Waffle maker! *Sniffle* Blenders can't make Waffles . . .

. . . I guess I'll buy another then . . ."

2Swith nearly dropped Fortu. "I'm so sorry Bran... b-but you can m-make waffle mix in the blender, right? I'll buy you a new one..." She felt wretched.

Swith rolled her eyes. "What the fuck? You were in NVE's head. I broke it."

2Swith glared at her. "Oh, me... can't you see how much this means to Bran?"

"Yes, so we'll replace it." Swith paused and looked at her. "That's your name. Omi. Now get your silly ass into a portal and find a new iron for him." She took Fortu from her and nudged her towards a closet. "Make it a good one. Gourmet and all."

Once Omi had vanished into the closet, Swith turned her attention back to Fortu. "So, what happens now? What do we do with Little Miss Sunshine here?"

"I don't know, I asked you." Fortu replied as NVE continued to struggle on the floor. "Yahf fvaorarh!" she mumbled.

[Western Borderlands]

Drake glided by mon's room's vetilation and the smoke went out accordingly although he didn't note it...he just kept gliding.


(OOC: Accidentally posted this in the sign-up thread )

*Meanwhile in Drakes room*
Alright i got the files take that red book he could use the words against me like last time

Drake's shadow suddenly appeared and snatched the book and the files

"Drake is gonna love this" He said with a smile and he glided fast. "See you losers!"


Knew that they were gonna do that.

(Bold are the shadow's thoughts)