NSG Annual Office Party

[Zeppy]

Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!

[Inchland]

Ehhe..ah! Jam on! Ohhh!

he he he *moonwalks*

[Barzan]

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?

*rigs up a cubicle to fall on it's first occupant*

Mehehe. No one will suspect such a deviant plot. Now, I'll just return to my secret lair...

*Sound of cubicle walls crashing down on a villain* I need a napkin! I think I spilled some punch on myself!

We are having cherry punch, right guys? Right?

Strawberry, actually,

I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?

[Gauntleted Fist]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

[Maurepas]

I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?

The purple stuff is pretty good,

[Bavin]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!

[Gauntleted Fist]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!

*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*

Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?

[Zykorinov]

Excuse me... forts? People.. please.
*calls in his Drones*
Minions, attack these infidels!

[Bavin]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

Builds Fort out of paper boxes mounted on pallets*

Hah! It's mobile bitches!

*begins assault on Ifreann's cubicle fort with long range cheddar bombardment*

Would you like to join in, comrade Bavin?

Indeed! Forward to victory!

*Rolls towards Ifreann's fort at high speed with a filing cabinet attached to the front*

[Barzan]

I thought it was supposed to be Grape Flavour-Aid?

The purple stuff is pretty good,

Yes, YES!!! *twists handlebar moustache* You all just keep telling yourselves that and be ready when the comet arrives!

[Sarkhaan]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*

Yes. This will end well.

[Gauntleted Fist]

*builds cubicle fort*

*with real cannons this year. Fuckers.*

*begins preparing assault out of range of cannons*

*initiates taunt strategy*

*cowers in corner with bottle of liquid courage/tequilla*

Yes. This will end well.

Yes, it will.

For at least one party involved.

[Tunizcha]

I brought the Kool-aid.

[Anti-Social Darwinism]

*Returns to party>* Hey, I just managed to pick the lock on the rest room, it's open now, if you need it. *ducks as a projectile passes overhead.* Wow, I leave for a few minutes and it turns violent. *throws plate of cold, deep-fried artichoke hearts in the general direction of a cubicle/fort.* Have at!

[Buffett and Colbert]

I brought the Kool-aid.

I already spiked the punch with arsenic. Your Kool-aid is unneeded.

[Dumb Ideologies]

*stumbles in through door*

*opens stationery cupboard*

*throws contents randomly around the room*

"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"

"Ah..I fuhkin luv you guys"

*Hic*

*Falls asleep on floor*

*Sleep-barfs*

[Blouman Empire]

Walks in drunk from another party.

*Starts drinking and catches a deep fried artichoke heart that is hurling through the air*

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?

You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

[Maurepas]

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?

You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first,

[JuNii]

brings the Almond Float

[Bavin]

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?

You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first,

*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*

At least you aren't naked this time.

[Sarkhaan]

*stumbles in through door*

*opens stationery cupboard*

*throws contents randomly around the room*

"The stuff in this cupboard, is not *hic*...stationary anymore"

This may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen posted in one of these threads.


*consumes deep fried artichoke hearts*

*catapults out a dish of spinach artichoke dip to appease the masses*

[WhatchaTalkinBout]

*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

*checks medicine cabinet*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

[Maurepas]

Ok, where be the drunk (and easy) secretaries?

You are the drunk and easy secretary.

Now bend over bitch.

You'll have to pull me out of there first,

*Hits Maure on the way across the room, knocking him out of Barz and out the window onto a trampoline.*

At least you aren't naked this time.

Uoumf!

Woah, lol...

[Buffett and Colbert]

*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!

[WhatchaTalkinBout]

*enters with machine gun and foam finger*

*goes into bathroom*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ANXIETY PILLS?!

*shoots up the bathroom*

Sorry, 900 already locked the bathroom. But have some dip!

Is it queso sauce?