Nazis in Space wrote:Common, but completely bullshit myth.Risottia wrote:I know, but that's just a bit sad - and clearly bound for extinction if some stupid humans didn't think that masturbating pandas is a good way to spend some time...
Pandas in captivity aren't much into sex.
Pandas in the wild have no such issues, they bang with the best of 'em.
They're getting killed off via habitat destruction, not lack of sex.
Of course, since the media in general wrote about 'No-Sex Pandas' without the addendum of 'In Captivity', a bunch of hurr durr nature is retarded conservation is for fags!' faggots proceeded to propagate the 'Pandas would go extinct if not for humans masturbating them! See how stupid environmentalism is?!'.
And you fell for it.
Congrats.
Cut me some slack, bro.