Greetings and Salutations, excetery excetery,
You lucky sods, The Evil Conservative Empire of the Palentine has decided to open its nation to international diplomacy. Under the order of Empress Jhessan Spaulding, the Palentine shall accept ambassadors from other nations and reciprocate with sending ambassadors to the nation making the request. The Empress feels this should promote kindness and understanding between nations...I can't belive I just said that with a straight face. Anywho, just submit your nation's name, the name and brief description of your ambassador to the Palentime. Also, if he or she has some kind of special needs or requests that need to be met for your ambassader's comfort, please let it be known. I and my staff shall read through our diplomatic dossiers to find the pefect Palentine ambassador for your nation
See you in the Funny papers.
Lord Julius
Prime Minister